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[King Cucaracha 0]

COLE
Last week on this very program, history was made and the wrestling world was stunned by the crowning of a brand new OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix is your new World Champion, having cashed in his Money In The Bank contract against a vritually defenceless Zazk Malibu. Zack, having suffered a rib injury and then further complications surrounding the injury in recent weeks, was beaten down first by Vitamin X and Mr. Boricua of The Lightning Crew, then by The South Central Militia who it seemed were coming to his aid. And then, we witnessed the shocking turn of events.

COACH
I said it last week and it bears repeating Mikey, Landon played Zack like a fiddle. He played him all the way up until The Great Angle Bash... but he reserved the final encore for last week.

COLE
For those of you who missed it last week, this is the moment when history was made. The closing moments of the impromptu World Heavyweight Championship match, take a look...



[QUOTE]Slowly walking over to Zack, Landon takes his sweet time. Again he drags Zack up by the hair, delivering another hard kick to the ribs. And in a final insult he then slides to Zack's side, struggling as he takes him up with the ANGLE SLAM~! Not the finest execution, but who cares?

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

COLE
Damnit!

COACH
I think that's what they call 'poetic'.

Megan raises her arms in the air, counting along in glee with Landon as he covers...



ONE!







TWO!







THRE...


NO, ZACK KICKS OUT! ZACK KICKS OUT~!

"YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

COLE
YES! COME ON ZACK, FIGHT, FIGHT WITH ALL YOU'VE GOT!

"ZACK!"
"ZACK!"
"ZACK!"
"ZACK!"

Utterly shocked, Landon begins to get that sinking feeling. Zack is still in the fight, however barely. But before Zack can get back up, he takes a punch to the ribs. Again. Again. And again and again and again and again, with no end in sight, Maddix trying to turn Zack's internal organs into mincemeat!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Eventually Zack seems to go limp, and Landon is the one keeping him from falling, as he holds him by the collar of his shirt. Leading Zack away from the ropes, Landon hoists Zack up onto his shoulders, looking to deal the death blow. However, before Zack can Go 2 Sleep, he decides he wants to stay up a little while longer, and kicks himself off Landon's shoulders! Thinking quickly, Zack goes for the ANGLE SLAM~!, but can't lift Landon, dropping him to his feet! Favoring the ribs, Malibu keels over and winds up scooped up again, onto Landon's shoulders, before La Cucaracha decides to put him to bed.

GO 2 SLEEP ON ZACK MALIBU~!

COLE
No, COME ON! This is robbery! This was a premeditated assault!

Malibu, with blood dripping down his chin, is lifeless, as Landon Maddix makes a rather arrogant cover.

ONE!

TWO!





THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

COLE
NO! I don't believe it...this can't be happening!

COACH
It is, Mikey Cole, it most certainly is! We have a NEW World Heavyweight Champion, and it happened right here on live television!

As "Personal Jesus" is cued up, Landon Maddix is given the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship, and he clutches it to his chest. Megan Skye rolls into the ring and rubs her mans shoulders as he stares into the gold center plate, then rises to his feet and unleashes a primal scream as he raises the belt in the air.

COLE
I...I'm in shock. I don't believe what we've just seen.

The Millitia enter the ring as well, as Landon shakes both their hands and thanks them, before they take Landon and lift him onto their shoulders like a conquering hero![/QUOTE]


COLE
And now, we enter a new era here in the OAOAST. Zack Malibu has been ordered to take the week off to recuperate, both by his doctors and by the figurehead of the OAOAST AngleSault. But here tonight in Tampa, we will be graced with the presence of the new World Champion. Live in this ring, a celebration from the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, Landon Maddix, later on in this broadcast. It certainly promises to be unmissable.