HD: Leon Rodez vs. Conquistador Uno

[King Cucaracha 0]

*Except the OAOAST.

 

 

Hole's "Gold Dust Woman" hits and the lights dim into an forboding gold hue in the arena. A menacing steel cage rises from beneath the entrance stage. Behind it's rusted and dilapadated bars stand the brooding Conquistadors. A nearby stage hand releases the lock, letting the grapplers onto the floor. Uno typically replay this kindness by shoving the poor lackey to the ground, and Dos follows up this despicable act by hawking a gob of spit onto the poor man. The two warriors then pound their fists together and head out to the warzone.

BUFFER
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Conquistador Dos! He hails from Santa Fe, New Mexico by way of Tijuana, Mexico... weighing in at one hundred and sixty five pounds. "THE WILD CHICANO"... CONQUISTADOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

COACH
How come Uno gets a nickname and not Dos?

COLE
Maybe Theodore Moneymaker didn't have enough money in his makeover budget. By the way, that entrance? Creepy.

Into the ring slides Uno, raising a gloved fist in the air as a sign of defiance. Dos applauds from the outside.

COLE
Well, singles action here with Conquistador Uno to take on Leon Rodez. And it would seem that Uno has been fed to the lions here by Theodore Moneymaker, after what we saw at The Great Angle Bash with Los Conquistadors getting involved in his tag team match. Los Conquistadors cost Leon and Alix Maria Spezia the match with the help of a pair of baseball bats and I've no doubt that their association with The Enterprise is like a red rag to a bull to The Silky Smooth One right about now.


.:CUE: Trust Company, "Rock The Casbah":.

The crowd suddenly come unglued as the music powers through the PA system and LEON RODEZ powers through the entrance way with similiar power (must. buy. thesaurus.)! Shuffling around in the ring, Uno bravely waves on Leon, despite the determined stride in his step.

BUFFER
And the opponent, from Grand Rapids, Michigan... two hundred, eighteen pounds... "SILKY SMOOTH" LLLEEEEEEOOOOONN RRRRROOOOOOODDEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!

"YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Buffer bails out of the ring just as Leon slides in, making a beeline straight for the golden Conquistador. The confident Uno doesn't back down. And he pays for it as Leon goes straight to work with some bodyshots, backing Uno up into a corner!

COLE
This may not last long.


*DINGDINGDING!*

Continuing to fire away with rights and lefts up under the ribs Leon has Uno holding up his hands, begging for the referee to force a break. Eventually he does, Chioda moving Leon out of the corner. Which allows Uno to come out of the corner with a cheapshot, catching Rodez cold with a big right hand!

COACH
Ah, don't count Uno out so fast Mikey. These Conquistadors are dangerous, fiery Latinos. Mr. Moneymaker doesn't associated himself with just anybody you know.

As Leon goes staggering backwards, in moves Uno, picking out the legs a double leg takedown and mounting Leon with some more wild right hands. He only gets in a couple though before Rodez switches, mounting Uno and pounding him with some hard shots in return.

COLE
Coach, I think 'Mister' Moneymaker would have settled for anyone who could swing a baseball bat to help him at The Great Angle Bash. And it just so happened, Los Conquistadors were cheap and weren't exactly busy at the time.

COACH
That's cold man.

COLE
Come on Coach, usually when one of The Enterprise is in action, Theodore is out here with us pushing some sort of agenda. I doubt he's even watching this match on a monitor in the back.

Eventually, having put out the Latino fire of Conquistador Uno, Rodez drags him up by his gold bodysuit. By that clothing he drags him into another right hand, keeping him on his feet as he executes an irish whip. Uno bounces out of the corner, into a second whip, into the opposite corner. Again Uno rebounds out of the turnbuckles and a third whip sends him back into the first corner he occupied, Leon following in this time with Double Knees up into the chest! Uno collapses to the canvas, as Leon glares in the direction of Dos to make him think twice about making any moves to help.

COLE
Got to watch these Conquistadors. There's no telling when they'll try and make a switch.

Rodez drags Uno roughly to his feet and irish whips him across the ring, springing up to meet him on the rebound with a picturesque Standing Dropkick! With Uno laid out, Leon then turns his attentions back to Dos, who has jumped to the apron...


...knocking him to the floor with enough force to send Dos crashing into the steel barricade!!

"YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Again Uno is dragged back up... but the distraction seemed to have worked to some extent for Los Conquistadors as Uno goes to the eyes! A shoulder barge takes Leon all the way into the corner and The Wild Chicano continues to claw away at the face of Rodez, despite the protests of referee Mike Chioda.

"LE - ON!"
"LE - ON!"
"LE - ON!"
"LE - ON!"

Having broken just before a disqualification was called, Uno now whips Leon out of the corner. Getting his foot up to prevent a face-first meeting with the turnbuckles, Rodez quickly throws back his elbow, timed perfectly to catch Uno running in! Uno then stumbles right back into a jab!

A jab!


A jab!



A jab!


Rodez turns, blowing the kiss, before turning back on his heels...



*SMACK!*


...and nailing the Conquistador upside the head with the enziguri, turning him inside out!

"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

COLE
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!

COACH
Oh no! I hope there's a Tres somewhere, because that may be the end of Uno!

Uno is out cold as Leon climbs back to his feet. Apparantly not done yet, off the ropes comes Rodez, dropping the forearm across the painted face of the Conquistador. A second time the forearm comes down. And a third, all measured to the forehead. Still that's not enough though and by the top of Uno's PVC bodysuit Leon pulls his opponent up.

COACH
Now, this is uncalled for!

COLE
Seeing as Leon Rodez took two baseball bats upside the head at The Bash, he's perfectly within his rights to make the most of this chance for revenge.

Hauling Uno around so he's pinned into a corner, Leon reels back...


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

...and cracks him across the chest with a knifedge chop!


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

...and a second, trying to force PVC and skin together into one!


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

A third chop connects and Uno, already limp, falls up against the bottom turnbuckle showing little signs of fight. So Leon, who is still showing plenty of signs of fight, asks the Tampa crowd if they want him to continue.

"YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

A no brainer.

COLE
The Conquistadors should have asked for more money while they had the chance. Danger money, perhaps.

By the ears, Uno is dragged to his feet. An irish whip sends him into the opposite corner and once he settles, he finds himself in the firing line as Rodez comes soaring in, driving all of his 218 pounds into the gut of the Conquistador with the Superman Spear!! Uno collapses over Leon's shoulder, getting shrugged off and swept down by the arm. And quick as a flash, Leon locks up the arm, looking to apply a Cross Armbreaker. With what awareness he has left, Uno locks his hands together to block. Which doesn't last longer than two wrenches, Leon seperating the arms and getting the Cross Armbreaker...




...which gets a super-quick tapout!!

"YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

*DINGDINGDING!*


BUFFER
Your winner of the match... LEON RRRRROOOOOOOOODDEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!!

"YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

COLE
And that quickly it's over. One of the most deceptively dangerous holds in wrestling, that Cross Armbreaker. As soon as the hands seperated, the elbow began to hyperextend. And Uno decided to tapout before any serious damage could be done!

Having released the hold, Leon has to make a quick 180 as Conquistador Dos returns, wielding a steel chair...



...which is ducked! Leon catches Dos on the way past, causing him to drop the chair. Quickly Leon retrieves it and sure enough...



*CRACK!*

"YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

...it's the hapless Conquistador who gets CREAMED with a vicious chairshot!!

COLE
OH MY!

COACH
Somebody call Quatro.

Both Conquistadors are down, Uno clutching his arm and Dos seeing stars and cartoon birds floating in front of his eyes. Holding the majorly dented chair still, Leon looks around at the damage he's caused and surprisingly doesn't seem all that proud. Instead he drops the chair, shaking his head sadly as he bails out of the ring and marches back up the ramp much in the same manner as he came.

COLE
Loath as he was to do it, Leon Rodez just sent a message to The Enterprise here tonight. Los Conquistadors paid the price... uhm, okay... apparantly, Maggie Nerdly is stalking by... uh, standing by sorry. Maggie.


Cut to behind the curtains where Melody is waiting.

MAGGIE
Hey ya'll, somebody told me this'd be a dope place to set up stall for interviews. Why they did it in mid-conversation I dunno but here I am and apparantly somebody's going to come through these curtains in a second. Why we need curtains [i]and[/i] sliding doors I dunno, but whatever...

Leon finally makes it back at this point.

MAGGIE
Hey, Leon, can I get a few words...

LEON
You know what, Theodore Moneymaker, what you just saw was a placeholder my friend. Those two guys out there, the Conquistadors, I've got nothing against them. Sure, they cost me the match at The Bash. But they're two guys desperate for a break. They're yet another couple of innocent people being manipulated by you, your money and your stinking Enterprise! I'm not proud of that. And I'm not even proud of the fact that it was your arm I saw breaking in my hands. I'm not proud either that when that chair came down, it wasn't hitting any Conquistador's heads, it was crashing straight down on those blond locks of you Ned Blanchard! I'm not proud of any of that. I'm just sick and tired of this whole situation. Ever since AngleMania, there's this anger built up inside of me. And that's just not the way I am. This has to end and it has to end soon.

Wiping a hand over his head, Leon tries to compose himself.

LEON
Moneymaker, you like to dictate who and what happens around here with your dirty money and it's getting old. I don't want Los Conquistadors. I don't want mis-matches little teams. What I want... what D*LUX want... what I'm sure Chicks Over Dicks want... is all five of you in one place, at one time, so we can dictate who [i]we[/i] want to deal with. So consider this a challenge. 5 on 5. Your Enterprise versus the five people who won't rest until we've convinced Jade the error of her ways. I don't know as this'll do that, but it'll damn sure give us a chance to take out some frustrations on the right people in the meantime.

Leon storms off, leaving Maggie a little flustered.

Edited July 5, 2007 by King Cucaracha

[Patty O'Green 0]

wait, do you mean Maggie and not Melody?

[King Cucaracha 0]

But it says Maggie. Look!

 

Don't try and make out like I don't know what I'm doing bitch.