Mojito Shitshoes

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This old lady at the liquor store was going on about how computers are evil, but stopped when this dude I was with started asking about pre-made mojitomixes.

 

She was all "you look like a mojito", and I was all "is this heineken keg thing real?" 'cus it was like right there.

 

Then he stepped in one of my dog's poops while we were trying to barbeque hot dogs with like a handful of coals, and when he bent over to clean it off with half a shingle I procured it was revealed that he was wearing spongebob squarepants underwear. And this is like a grown dude.

 

So I'm thinking about calling him Mojito Shitshoes in the future on occasions when I remember that all that stuff happened.

 

You guys ever drink mojitos?

[Guest Vitamin X]

Yeah, mojitos are pretty good. I make em and I drink them. Substitute diet coke for the club soda or bitters and turn them into a Havana Club.