Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2007 (edited) COLE At this time let’s go to “Mean” Gene Okerlund with a very special interview. Gene? We cut to Gene in the locker room area, alongside him MELODY NERDLY and the LONE STAR GUNSLINGERS in their civilian gear. But the Gunslingers are clearly gearing up for war, taping their fists as they stare menacingly into the camera. OKERLUND Thank you very much, Michael. It was at the Great Angle Bash that my guests were the victims in an incident that stunned the wrestling world; speaking of the Percussion DDT Logan Mann delivered on Baron Windels to cost them championship gold yet again and the opportunity to unify the OAOAST and HI-YAH tag titles, a distinction that will go to either COD or the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew. BARON And that just makes me sick to my stomach, knowing it should be us in the match. There’s no doubt in any one of our minds we’d unify the titles and forever cement our place in history. But we’re not here to discuss the upcoming unification match. Let’s talk about the Heavenly Rockers. I’m reminded of what Logan did every time I feel the bump on the top of my head, a memento his DDT left behind. As any good cowboy understands, when you fall off the saddle you get right back up and dust yourself off. Then you seek the SON OF A BITCH who did you wrong and DESTROY HIM! And you best believe Jock and I are going to correct that wrong. Because right now, in front of the good Lord and a worldwide television audience, we’re issuing a warrant for the Heavenly Rockers. You boys got until next week to turn yourselves in meet us one on one. “YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” OKERLUND :o You gotta be kidding me! Next week? JOCK We’re gonna settle this the way real men do, Gene. LAST MAN STANDING! Fight until you can fight no more. But we aren’t just doing this for ourselves; it’s also for the fans. Never in our wildest dreams did we imagine the Heavenly Rockers would turn their backs on the millions of fans who supported them through thick and thin. The other day I read a quote from them calling the fans who didn’t agree with their actions at the Bash “bandwagoners”. BARON Obviously a quote from that jackass Synth. JOCK Well, let me tell you bandwagoners something, you can hitch a ride on our wagon anytime because you are the lifeblood of professional wrestling. When things aren’t looking good for us we feed off your energy. You’re our fuel and oxygen combined. The Heavenly Rockers didn’t just slap us in the face, Gene, they slapped the fans in the face as well, and I promise each and every one of you watching the Lone Star Gunslingers won’t let that stand. MELODY Another thing we won’t let stand is the horrid treatment of my friend Holly. How could Logan just verbally abuse her like that given all she’s done for him and Synth? And for what, just because she spoke her mind? Logan's turned into a big ol' meanie. Gosh! To think I owned all of their records. Sure I illegally downloaded them online, but still. Now I have to erase them from my files like WWE is erasing… :huh: OKERLUND That is all the time we have. Melody, Jock and Baron, I thank you for your time. We’ll just have to wait and see if the Heavenly Rockers accept the Lone Star Gunslingers challenge for a Last Man Standing match next week? Hopefully we’ll have an answer by show’s end. If not, log onto OAOAST.com immediately after the program for possible breaking news. Let’s go back to Sofa Central. Edited July 10, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
