Copper Feel Posted July 14, 2007 Report Posted July 14, 2007 Did that happen in the last year? I earned my nickname gosh darnit!
Nighthawk Posted July 15, 2007 Author Report Posted July 15, 2007 I did convert to Judaism once. But I really like the idea of myself pouring that shit into your country.
Richard Posted July 15, 2007 Report Posted July 15, 2007 If there was a way to keep my hood, I'd convert. I'd even be willing to let the rabbi suck me off or whatever.
Nighthawk Posted July 15, 2007 Author Report Posted July 15, 2007 It's not that hard. And once you're a Jew, no matter how short or trivial your experience is, you're a Jew forever. They're one religion who just don't allow you to quit. I did just disgust a half Mexican chick with racism, because I didn't like her but didn't want to just outright say I never wanted to hear from her again. I let her make that call. And then I laid the groundwork to fuck a married full Mexican chick, who is a really stupid slut, just to get it out of the way, me and this guy I know wanting to double team a bitch. She's fucking dumb as fuck. I don't talk shit for no reason, but she is really, really stupid. When I called her, her husband grabbed the phone and yelled at me, and I said "Baby Jesus, I'll fight you right now!" You'd be surprised how well extremely obscure references work in a battle of wits. And here's a good racist joke: "What do you call a black guy with a Ph.D?" "A nigger." Ah racism... you are an old and dear friend.
Guest • Posted July 15, 2007 Report Posted July 15, 2007 I'm considering converting to Judaism. Getting back to my roots and so forth.
Copper Feel Posted July 15, 2007 Report Posted July 15, 2007 I only started believing in God quite recently, being a Methodist Baptist is serving me well.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted July 15, 2007 Report Posted July 15, 2007 I gots all those cartoons.
Nighthawk Posted July 15, 2007 Author Report Posted July 15, 2007 Fuck that. My current religious status, for the uninformed, is I worship Cthulhu. I am one hundred percent serious. It's not entirely unlike Alan Moore worshiping Glycon. I made the decision to become a Cthulhu cultist because I was a nihilist for a while, but I eventually decided that nihilism was too preachy and restrictive. I'm basically a half step above literally worshiping like, Ray Bolger, or Christina Ricci as Wednesday Adams. I change religions as much as I change sexual orientations. I've been a Christian, a Jew, a Satanist, an Atheist, a Nihilist, and now a Cthulhu cultist. It's a distinct downward spiral, which will inevitably lead to my founding the Church of Tom Arnold.
Copper Feel Posted July 15, 2007 Report Posted July 15, 2007 You were Jewish? That must have been physically painful.
Nighthawk Posted July 16, 2007 Author Report Posted July 16, 2007 What, the circumcision? No, I had that at birth. Most people in America just get that done automatically. I think it's like three quarters or so, but it's loosening up in recent years. If you had been around these boards when I actually posted pictures of my dick, you'd know that.
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