alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2007 COLE Folks, it's time for our other Battlebowl match of the night! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the following is our second Battlebowl match of the night, scheduled for one fall![/i] COACH Here we go, Cole! Cut to the AngleTron, and the OAOAST roster. The flashing box moves around the screen, then the full portraits interchange, stopping on...CONQUISTADOR DOS! COACH Wow! COLE Could you imagine if both Conquistadors were able to advance to Battlebowl? COACH That would definitely be something, Cole! [i]Gold Dust Woman[/i] plays, and Dos walks through the curtains. He makes his way into the ring, as the music stops, and the next drawing starts. COLE And now we'll find out his partner! The box moves around, the portraits interchange, before stopping on...LUTHER! COLE And it's another Burrough Boy, Luther! So the Burrough Boys have second life in this Battlebowl! DJ Clue's Super Mario Remix hits, and Luther walks through the curtains, looking less than happy. COACH Uh oh, and I don't think Luther's too happy about who this lottery has given him as a partner! Luther slowly walks to the ring and climbs in, and leans on the ropes, as the drawing starts up again. COACH Who's going to be their opponents, Cole? The box moves around, the portraits interchange, before stopping on...WALDO! COLE And look at this, another Burrough Boy! COACH And these guys will be opponents in this match, Cole! COLE But as Waldo comes to the ring, this guarantees one of them a spot in Battlebowl, barring something like a double-disqualification or something to that effect which would eliminate both teams! The music hits once again, as Waldo comes out. Waldo stops at ringside, and looks up at the AngleTron as the drawing starts up again. The flashing box moves around various members of the roster, then the large pictures start to interchange, before stopping on...THUNDERKID!!! COACH WHOA! COLE And this can't make Alf happy at all! Waldo points at Luther and laughs, as Luther throws a fit in the ring. COLE As you can see from those reactions, Waldo obviously getting the better luck of the draw with his partner, the OAOAST Heartland champion, Thunderkid! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid makes his way out to the roars of the crowd. COLE And we're set to add two more to the battle royal at Syndicated! TK climbs into the ring, takes off his gear, and hands his belt to the referee, who calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COACH And I'll tell you, the Conquistador showing some guts, stepping right in there with the champ! Dos and TK circle the ring, and tie up. TK grabs a side headlock, but Dos backs him into the ropes, and shoves him off. Dos drops down as TK hops over, then Dos hops up, only to be shoulderchecked right back down! COLE But as you can see, more guts than brains, he's not going to match strength with TK! Dos slowly gets to his feet, and they circle the ring once again. The two tie up, and Dos quickly goes behind and grabs a hammerlock. TK manages to escape and go behind Dos, taking him down with a drop toe hold, then catching him with an armdrag! Dos retreats to a neutral corner. COACH And Dos taking his time in there, not rushing things! The two combatants circle the ring once again, and TK goes behind, but catches an elbow to the face! Dos backs into the ropes, and floors TK with a clothesline! COLE And how about this, Dos starting to mount some offense here! Dos backs into the ropes, and TK rolls to his stomach as Dos hops over, then TK gets up and executes a leapfrog, then catches Dos for a big PRESS SLAM~! COLE And the power of the Heartland champion! TK slams Dos hard to the mat, then measures and hits him with a dropkick, sending him through the ropes and to the floor! COLE And Dos giving it a go here, but not finding much success against TK, as you might expect! Dos catches his breath, then rolls back into the ring and goes at TK, who catches him in another armdrag! COACH I think Dos would have been best served to make a tag right there! TK wrings his arm, then walks over and tags Waldo, who just looks at him for a second. COLE Yeah, that was a tag, Waldo! TK points up, and Waldo goes to the top, coming down on Dos with a chop to the shoulder. COACH Not bad teamwork from TK and Waldo! COLE Well, you remember TK's roots are in tag team wrestling, but he has since become a highly successful singles wrestler! Waldo stomps away at Dos, then hits him with a European uppercut, which sends him staggering back to the ropes, and he falls through and lands on the apron. Waldo runs to the corner, springs up, and dropkicks Dos to the floor! COLE And a nice springboard dropkick by Waldo, out of Staten Island! Waldo then grabs onto the top rope, jumps, and pulls himself between the top and middle rope, hooking Dos on the way down and taking him down with a headscissors! COACH Look at that move! COLE These Burrough Boys do have some impressive cruiserweight-style moves! Waldo tosses Dos back inside, and tags TK once again. COACH Second exchange here between Waldo and TK, as Dos is in big trouble, with Luther yet to make an appearance! TK wrings the arm once again, but Dos goes to the eyes, then delivers a scoop slam! He then makes a tag to Luther. COLE Now he's in there! Luther stomps away on TK, then picks him up. He whips him into the ropes, then backs into the other side, and catches TK with a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First cover of the match, a two-count! Luther drags TK to a neutral corner, and scoops him up, delivering a rib-breaker! He then reaches over TK on the mat, grabbing the top rope, and executing a SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT~! 1... 2... Kickout! Luther whips TK into the ropes, but TK ducks a clothesline. When TK turns around, Luther delivers a foot to the gut, then hooks a front facelock. However, Luther stops to pose, and TK lifts him in the air and carries him into his own corner, where he tags in Waldo! COACH Oh, this ought to be good! COLE Burrough Boy against Burrough Boy, possibly! Luther and Waldo stare at one another, then circle the ring and tie up. COACH There they go! Waldo grabs a side headlock, but Luther shoves him off into the ropes. Luther drops down, then gets to his feet. Waldo ducks a clothesline, then Luther executes a leapfrog, then catches him in a hiplock attempt...but Waldo spins through, goes behind the back, and attempts a backslide! 1... 2... Kickout! Both men back off into their respective corners. COLE Nice sequence between those two, as the action lightning quick in there right now! They meet in mid-ring and tie up once again, with Luther taking Waldo to the mat with a side headlock. Waldo grabs a headscissors, but Luther quickly turns over, and flips on top of Waldo. 1... 2... Waldo bridges up, then turns around and goes for another backslide, but this time, Luther rolls all the way over Waldo's shoulders and lands on his feet in front of him, catching him with a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Look at that, these guys can wrestle and fly too, Cole! COLE No question, some great action going on in there right now! The partners circle the ring once again, and tie up. Luther backs Waldo into his own corner, as the referee warns Dos about interfering in the action. Luther lets up, and whips Waldo across the ring. Luther follows and executes a monkey flip, but Waldo lands on his feet, and runs back to the other corner, hopping to the top rope, and attempting a flip move, which Luther ducks, and tags in Dos. However, Waldo rolls through, making it to his own corner, and tagging in TK. COACH Good stuff from the Burroughs, Cole! TK immediately overpowers Dos, and whips him into a corner. TK charges, but Dos moves out of the way! COLE Nobody home for TK! As TK crashes into the corner, Dos runs into the ropes, and catches him with a BULLDOG~! as TK staggers out! COACH And a nice move by Dos! Dos tags Luther right back in, and Luther goes to the top rope as TK slowly gets to his feet. Luther leaps off, but TK catches him with a powerslam! 1... 2... ...but the count is broken up by Waldo! COLE Wait a minute! COACH Instinct, Cole! These guys are partners! TK gets to his feet angrily, and shoves Waldo down to the mat! COLE And TK not happy about it! As TK berates Waldo, Luther musters up the strength to deliver a low blow! Waldo then gets to his feet and holds TK, while Luther goes to the top rope. COLE And now the Burrough Boys ARE working as a team, even though they're adversaries! What is going on here? COACH Well, Cole, TK would obviously be a bigger obstacle in the battle royal than Dos would! So if they're going to try to work together and prevent one from getting there, it would have to be him! Luther jumps off the top rope...but TK moves, and Waldo eats a missile dropkick! COLE And Luther hits his partner, or his opponent, or whatever! I don't have a damn clue at this point! Dos attacks TK, and attempts to whip him to the ropes, but TK blocks and wrings the arm, pulling him in for a foot to the gut. TK then hooks Dos, and drops him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE And TK is going to Battlebowl! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winners of the match, advancing to Battlebowl...the team of WALDO and THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE And Waldo will be the Burrough Boy that advances, as TK had to pull him on his coattails at the end there, Luther and Dos eliminated! COACH But Uno made it, that's one more than we expected, Cole! TK leaves the ring, holding his belt in the air. COLE Indeed, Uno did make it, but to achieve the impossible and win Battlebowl, this is one of the guys he'll have to outlast, the Heartland champion, Thunderkid! Let's go to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
