Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 (edited) COLE Shifting gears now, ladies and gentlemen. Last week on the program… COACH Ahem. Allow me. Last week on the program, the Heavenly Rockers laid a massive beat down on them Texas punks, Jock Mulligan and Baron Windels. You see, a little challenge was issued the previous week. Still fuming over what happened at the Great Angle Bash, the Lone Star Gunslingers wanted a piece of the Heavenly Rockers. But your traditional wrestling match wasn’t good enough for them, they asked for it to be Last Man Standing. To quote an old family proverb, “Ask and you shall receive…but be careful what you wish for because you just might get it.” COLE With more on that, here’s Maggie Nerdly in… [b]! [color="#FF0000"]THE ActionZONE[/color] ![/b] Behind the anchor desk is America’s most trusted female journalist, the pride of Papa Nerdly’s semen, Maggie. MAGGIE First of all, a big WHAT’S UP to all the cool cats in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Remember guys and dolls, Thursday night’s most popular television series will broadcast live from the Twin Cities next week. Join us as history is made, as the OAOAST, HI-YAH and WDW tag titles are unified in a scramble steel cage match. It’s gonna be… HOLLY-WOOD?! The wife of Logan Mann, hands placed inside the pockets of her leather jacket, walks onto the set to a mixed reaction from the live crowd. MAGGIE :rolleyes: What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be out celebrating with the rest of the band? HOLLY I understand where you’re coming from Mags. Melody isn’t just your big sister, she’s your idol, and, more importantly…family. Her pain is your pain. And the pain she’s feeling right now was inflicted upon her by my family, Synth and Logan. Because of them Jock suffered a minor concussion and Baron a broken nose. I know Melody’s watching at home and I want to tell her and a worldwide television audience this: I don’t condone the actions of my husband and his sidekick. So I want to publicly apologize to you and the Gunslingers. What they did was totally over the line. It went above and beyond what this business is about. They raised the stakes and I fear both teams will only keep raising them until one is no longer physically capable of performing in the ring. If that team winds up being the Heavenly Rockers, all I can say is, they made their beds. MAGGIE (gasps) Holly, correct me if I’m wrong, but are you saying if Synth or Logan got seriously injured they deserved it? HOLLY Like I said, they made their beds, and they’ll have to lie on them…[I]sayeth Holly-Wood[/I]. MAGGIE :o COACH Who does that broad think she is, taking a shot at her husband like that? At least Heather had a baby to hold Paul by the balls; Holly’s got nothing. COLE Luckily for us, we still a whole lot more to come! Edited July 26, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
