Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2007 (edited) Where ever you want to stick it in, Patty. Cut to Maria at the HeldDOWN~! interview set. MARIA Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, the One And Only AngleSault Thread Twenty-Four/Seven Champion, COLOMBIAN HEAT! Colombian Heat appears in the shot. The crowd cheers loudly. Colombian Heat is in his wrestling attire, in addition to wearing tons of jewelry and his sunglasses. Colombian Heat is holding the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt over his right shoulder. He checks Maria out. COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo. Yo. Wat up. Damn girl. You is one fine young chica. Youse a fly honey. I like to get me some of that, lil' mama. MARIA Lil' Mama? I LOVE Lil' Mama! My lipgloss is poppin'! My lipgloss is cool! All the boys they see me/They chase me after school! Maria then starts doing the Running Man, garnering a huge laugh from the crowd and Colombian Heat. HEAT HA HA HA! I's loves me a girl wit a sense of humour! MARIA So, Colombian Heat, can I call you Colombian? HEAT You can call me anything youse want, suga. MARIA Great! So Colombian Heat, this Saturday on the Saturday night OAOAST Syndicated, you're going to be taking on James Riggs. And if James Riggs wins, then you'll have to take on Riggs AGAIN at AngleSlam...only this time it'll be for the OAOAST 24/7 Title. Have I got that right? Heat nods his head. MARIA Cool! So, what are you thinking about heading into this matchup? Are you worry you might have to face him two times instead of once? HEAT Maria, I's ain't worried about a thang! Whateva happens, happens. If I's beats James Riggs this Saturday, cool, if I's lose, then I ain't gonna be happy, but I'ma man, and I'ma be ready to take him on and defend mah Title at AngleSlam! I've been blessed wit a once-in-a-lifetime opprotunity, so I's ain't gonna take it for granted. Anytime I defend dis Title, I'm on my feet ready and willing to go. And if a match happens at AngleSlam, then shawti, it ain't gonna be any different. James Riggs wants some, then he can come GET SOME! The crowd cheers. Heat adjusts the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt over his right shoulder. HEAT JR thinks he's got mah number. But dawg, you ain't got nothin'! See, there's alot more than what'chu see in Colombian Heat. I's got me some hidden talents. MARIA Me too! Like I can play a flute with my va-- Heat puts his left hand up in Maria's face. The crowd laughs. HEAT Let's save that for later. When it's just you and me. MARIA Ohhhhhh. Okay! *Giggles* Heat chuckles to himself. HEAT Where was I? Oh yes. James Riggs, I's got me some hidden talents. Just when youse think youse got me, BAM! I unleashed mah hidden talents, and shock the hell out of you! So James Riggs and JR Nation, all two of you, go ahead and do your worst this Saturday. Hell, try and do your worst at AngleSlam if we even get that far. It don't matter. Because James Riggs, whether it's on OAOAST Syndicated or at AngleSlam 2007, sooner or later, you will feel the Heat UP IN THIS-- CROWD BI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCHHHHHHH~! HEAT Hells yeah! Heat turns his attention to Maria. HEAT And dat's it. As for you, I'ma staying at-- Heat whispers what is presumbly his hotel room number to Maria. Maria smiles. HEAT A'ight? Peace. See you later, baby gurl. Colombian Heat winks at Maria. Maria giggles. Heat winks to the camera. He walks away with a swagger in his step. Maria watches him go, staring at his ass. MARIA Guys, back to you. HE IS SO HOT! Maria has to fan herself, she is so hot for Colombian Heat. COLE Looks like Maria got more than what she bargained for with that interview! COACH I don't get it. Colombian Heat talks to her once, and she's puddy in his hands. I've known her for two years now, and how far do I get? Nowhere! COLE Coach, asking Maria if she wants to 'Ride the Chocolate Sausage' isn't such a good pickup line. COACH Well, it is to me. COLE That is why you fail. Edited July 26, 2007 by Ed Wood Caulfield Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
