alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2007 COLE Well folks, it's time for our Battlebowl battle royal! The winner of this goes onto AngleSlam for a shot at the WDW World title! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, it is now time for our 16-man Battlebowl battle royal! Tonight, 16 of the finest superstars in the wrestling world do battle in one match! Elimination occurs when a wrestler is thrown over the top rope, and both feet touch the floor! The last man standing will be declared the winner, and will go on to AngleSlam for a shot at the WDW World heavyweight championship![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]And now, let's meet the participants.[/i] *generic music hits, as the combatants come through the curtains.* [i]"After Hours" Felix Strutter![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Denzel Spencer![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Charlie Moss![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Quentin Benjamin![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Jumbo![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]Deuce Deuce Bigelow![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]"Disco Duck" Vinny Valentine![/i] *crowd boos* [i]"Sensational" Chris Stevens![/i] *crowd boos* [i]"The Birmingham Bad Boy" Jamie O'Hara![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]Rico de Janiero![/i] *crowd boos* [i]"Sweet" Luscious Soul![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Reject![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Thunderkid![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]representing the Burrough Boys, Waldo![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Conquistador Uno![/i] *mixed reaction* [i]and MISTER Warrior![/i] *crowd cheers, but Warrior does not come through the curtains.* COACH Okay, where is that goof? COLE Who knows? [i]Black Sweat[/i] hits, and MISTER Warrior runs down the aisle and does a lap around the ring, then jumps on the apron and pumps his fists in the air. He steps through the ropes and the bell rings. *DING DING DING* COACH Here we go! COLE The battle royal is under way! MISTER Warrior backs into the ropes, and floors Rico with a clothesline! He then runs over and knocks Stevens to the mat with one! He stops to pound on his chest, and is ambushed by several men. COLE And now, they've got to settle this guy down! However, MISTER Warrior gets the head shaking and starts blindly chopping away at various wrestlers, then delivers a big clothesline to Uno, sending him over the top to the floor! COLE We've got our first elimination! Uno is gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Conquistador Uno eliminated: none eliminated by: MISTER Warrior ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MISTER Warrior stops to pump his fists, which allows Team Heyross to sneak up from behind and lift him over the top rope! COACH But the idiot Warrior was too worried about posing, and now he'll have to take his Destructicity to the showers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: MISTER Warrior eliminated: Conquistador Uno eliminated by: Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MISTER Warrior lands on his feet while holding the top rope, and climbs back into the ring. COACH Now what? MISTER Warrior floors Benjamin with a big clothesline! He then bounces off two ropes, and drills Moss with one, as well! He then pumps his fists in the air and pounds his chest, as [i]Black Sweat[/i] hits once again and he jumps out of the ring and runs to the back with his arms raised in the air. COLE He's a piece of work, MISTER Warrior, but he won't be going to AngleSlam! As the match settles down to a normal environment, Team Heyross doubles up on Thunderkid, while Valentine goes to work on Jamie O'Hara. Soul and Rico then come over to indirectly give TK a hand. COACH And here we go already, it's the Homewrecking crew against Team Heyross! Waldo hammers away on Jamie O'Hara on the ropes, then backs up for a clothesline, but O'Hara ducks and backdrops Waldo to the floor! COLE And Waldo, the Burrough Boy eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Waldo eliminated: none eliminated by: Jamie O'Hara ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chris Stevens and Denzel Spencer slug it out on the ropes, with Stevens winning the exchange, then scooping up Spencer, but Spencer slides behind the back and scoops up Stevens! COLE And Chris Stevens in trouble! However, Reject comes from behind and dumps both men to the floor! COACH The ranks thinning out quickly in this one, Cole! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Chris Stevens eliminated: none eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Denzel Spencer eliminated: none eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject celebrates, then quickly ducks as Rico charges him and backdrops him to the floor! COLE And there goes another one! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Rico de Janiero eliminated: none eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Reject is on fire! COLE Could it be Reject who goes to AngleSlam against Alfdogg, remember last year he almost won the World Heavyweight title in two terrific matches against Alf! Jumbo works over Valentine, then holds him for Deuce. Deuce backs into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline...but Valentine slips away, and Jumbo takes it! COACH Big clothesline, but he hit his partner! Jumbo stumbles backwards, and falls right over the top and to the floor! COLE And he's out! The biggest man in the match, Jumbo eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Jumbo eliminated: none eliminated by: Deuce Deuce Bigelow ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Deuce leans over the ropes to check on Jumbo, Vinny hits a dropkick from behind, sending him over them to the floor! COACH And there goes the second biggest man! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: Deuce Deuce Bigelow eliminated: Jumbo eliminated by: Vinny Valentine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Valentine does a dance to celebrate, but runs right into a BIG right hand from TK, which staggers him back into the corner! TK then brings him out and picks him up in a PRESS SLAM~!, tossing him out onto Jumbo and Deuce! COLE And there goes Vinny! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: Vinny Valentine eliminated: Deuce Deuce Bigelow eliminated by: Thunderkid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cut back to a wideshot, where Team Heyross works over Soul tosses him to the floor! COLE And Soul hits the showers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10th elimination: Sweet Luscious Soul eliminated: none eliminated by: Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH And just like that, we're down to six men! COLE We've got Thunderkid and Reject, the former tag team partners, we've got Jamie O'Hara, we've got Felix Strutter, and we've got the two members of Team Heyross! COACH They've worked well together in this one, and it could be one of them going on to face Alf! Strutter huddles up with Team Heyross, as the other three men stand alone. After a brief discussion, the three men separate, then spread out. Reject attacks O'Hara, and Strutter joins in on the attack, as TK attempts to fight off Moss and Benjamin. Eventually, he succumbs to the odds, and Team Heyross sets him up against the ropes, while Reject and Strutter do the same to O'Hara. COLE Looks like they're setting up for a mid-ring collision! TK and O'Hara are whipped across the ring into one another, and both men crash into the mat! COACH It's not looking good for these two, Cole! Team Heyross grabs O'Hara and attempts to dump him, as Reject and Strutter attempt to do the same to TK. COLE It certainly is not, as they're now in jeopardy of being eliminated! TK and O'Hara both slide back in under the bottom rope, but are stomped away on. They then set up another Irish whip. COLE Another whip being set up here... This time, however, O'Hara jumps at TK in hurricanrana fashion, and TK sends him over with the momentum, with O'Hara coming down with a double clothesline on Reject and Strutter! TK then floors Team Heyross with a double clothesline! COLE And the tide has turned in this battle royal! TK grabs Moss and attempts to dump him, but Benjamin catches him with a superkick from behind, sending him over the top to the apron! COACH Whoa, TK almost out there! Moss slides back in, and Team Heyross charges at TK, but TK drops down and pulls down the rope, causing both men to spill over, and Benjamin goes to the floor! COLE Nice move by TK, and Quentin Benjamin gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11th elimination: Quentin Benjamin eliminated: MISTER Warrior, Sweet Luscious Soul eliminated by: Thunderkid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TK slugs it out with Moss on the apron, then Strutter attempts a springboard dropkick, but TK ducks, and Moss takes it, dropping him to the floor! COACH Oh, no! COLE And inadvertently, Felix Strutter knocking Charlie Moss out of action! Team Heyross is gone, we're down to four! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12th elimination: Charlie Moss eliminated: MISTER Warrior, Sweet Luscious Soul eliminated by: Felix Strutter ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]FINAL FOUR: Felix Strutter, Jamie O'Hara, Reject, Thunderkid[/b] COLE One of these four men will get a shot at the WDW World title at AngleMania! All four men back off into a corner briefly, then Strutter goes after O'Hara, while Reject and TK go at it. Reject dumps TK to the apron, then goes over and hammers O'Hara from behind. Strutter and Reject whip O'Hara into the ropes, but O'Hara ducks a double clothesline and knocks both men down with a double dropkick! COLE Double dropkick, one foot into each man! O'Hara is PUMPED~ as he goes to dump Reject, but Strutter gets him from behind and drills him with a European uppercut. Strutter then charges O'Hara, but O'Hara ducks, and backdrops Strutter over! COLE So close to being out! Strutter hangs onto the top rope, then sits on the apron and grabs O'Hara by his vest, pulling him backwards over the top rope! COLE But no, it's O'Hara that goes out! What a move by Strutter, his feet did NOT touch the floor! We're down to three! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Jamie O'Hara eliminated: Waldo eliminated by: Felix Strutter ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Strutter skins the cat back in, as O'Hara slaps the mat angrily. Strutter and Reject double team TK, as Reject holds TK back, and Strutter backs into the ropes. See if you can guess what happens next: A. TK slips out of the way B. Strutter nails Reject inadvertently C. The crowd goes wild D. All of the above If you guessed D, you were correct, as Reject is on the receiving end of a spinning wheel kick! COLE And Reject takes it instead! TK hammers away on Strutter, as the crowd goes wild! COACH And what a rivalry between these guys, Cole! COLE Strutter the WDW Heartland champion, while TK holds that honor for the OAOAST! TK whips Strutter into the ropes, and catches him with a BICYCLE KICK~! COLE Big move by TK, and he's going for it right here! TK sets up for the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111, but Strutter drops to his knees and delivers a low blow! COLE But Strutter goes downstairs, and that's legal in this match! Strutter measures TK, and climbs up onto his shoulders in the electric chair position! COLE And Strutter setting up something here, but TK blocking it! Suddenly, Reject gets to his feet, comes from behind... COACH Look at this, Cole! ...and DUMPS BOTH MEN TO THE FLOOR! COACH YES~! COLE It's all over, Reject wins it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14th elimination: Felix Strutter eliminated: Charlie Moss, Jamie O'Hara eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15th elimination: Thunderkid eliminated: Vinny Valentine, Quentin Benjamin eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ******************************************************************************** * WINNER: Reject eliminated: Denzel Spencer, Chris Stevens, Sweet Luscious Soul, Felix Strutter, Thunderkid ******************************************************************************** * *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the battle royal...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE Excellent showing by Reject, and he will go on to AngleSlam to challenge Alfdogg! Reject is showered with boos as he does the belt pose on the buckles. COACH Alf and Reject will write another chapter in the Deadly Alliance story at AngleSlam, for the WDW World title! COLE Yes indeed, Reject wins this battle royal, he is the 2007 Battlebowl champion! Let's go to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
