Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2007 (edited) The camera SWOOPS~ down to Jesse “The Body” Ventura located atop the world famous INTERVIEW STAGE. VENTURA Coming up Thursday night live on TSM, a scramble cage match will take place to unify the OAOAST, HI-YAH and WDW tag titles, with the winners recognized as the first ever One & Only World tag team champions. The participants include the 3 reigning champions -- Chicks Over Dicks, the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew and Team Heyross -- D*LUX, the South Central Militia and my guests, accompanied by their manager HOLLY-WOOD, the greatest rock ‘n’ wrestling band of ALL-time…THE HEAVENLY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” It’s anything but jolly in ‘ol England as the Heavenly Rockers appear in front of the live crowd. Escorted by arena security, insults and plastic bottles are hurled at Synth and Logan, who does little to shield his wife from the debris, on their way to the stage. VENTURA Guys, I know you wanna talk about the big tag unification bout on HeldDOWN~!, but seeing as how this is your first public interview since the “Louisiana Beatdown”, I first want to get your comments on that. In all my years in wrestling, never have I seen a more brutal message sent than the one you delivered to the Lone Star Gunslingers. LOGAN Keep flirtin’ with disaster and tragedy will strike! And it struck in a big way. Louisiana Beatdown, hmm? I can get used to that. It has a heavenly ring to it. What say you Synth? SYNTH It’s…heh heh heh…music to my ears. Heh heh heh. LOGAN Bodies left lying, blood splattered on the floor, just as we said it would, and the Lone Star Gunslingers with injuries that’ll leave them on the shelf for months. Now, onto a much more important matter, the tag title unification match. 6 of the best tag teams the OAOAST has to offer all inside a 15 foot high steel cage. As hellacious as cage matches are, the Heavenly Rockers see the light at the end of the tunnel, Jesse Ventura. A bright light that shines down on us from the heavens. In our possession, the OAOAST, HI-YAH and WDW tag team titles. Come Thursday night history will forever link the Heavenly Rockers with the creation of the One & Only tag team championship sayeth Logan Usher Mann! SYNTH :headbang: VENTURA Before I let you go, Logan, I wanna ask you about comments your wife Holly made on HeldDOWN~! The last time I checked, when two people got married they vowed to love and support each other no matter what. Needless to say, she didn’t support-- HOLLY (defiantly) You don’t know me, and you damn sure as hell don’t know the thoughts running through my mind. So I don’t appreciate you trying to put words in my mouth. SYNTH The man’s got a point. Contrary to popular belief, the Synthmeister can read. My hearing is even better. You basically said we deserve every bad thing that comes our way. Ain’t that right? HOLLY :stupid: “YYEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” LOGAN Who are you to talk to him like that?! Synth holds his weight in the group. What have you done for us lately, huh? I’ve told you time and time again to count your blessings because we‘re the best thing to ever happen to you, particularly ME. Without us you’re either still a second-rate publicist or putting to use the only skill you have on the streets. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!” HOLLY HOLLY In case you’ve forgotten, we’ve been down this path before, and the results were disastrous. It nearly broke us up for good. Jesus may have died for our sins, as did Kurt Cobain, but I REFUSE to die for YOUR sins! LOGAN Well, I guess if you aren’t with us...you’re against us. The crowd is horrified when Logan yanks Holly by the hair and positions her for a DDT. SCHIAVONE Oh, my goodness! Logan’s going to DDT his own wife! “YYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” MELODY NERDLY to the rescue. STEEL CHAIR in hand, Melody jabs Synth in the gut and wallops him across the back, but it’s a whole other story with Logan Mann. After tossing Holly aside Mann blocks Melody’s chairs hot and SLAPS her! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Crying her pretty eyes out as she clutches her cheek, Melody is front face locked. As Jesse Ventura pleads with Mann not to go through with it, Holly crawls up and… LOGAN :o …delivers a LOW BLOW to her husband! “YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Logan falls off the stage in pain, blues and agony. His nads in a world of hurt. Holly, meanwhile, helps Melody to her feet. Once she regains her senses Melody gives Holly a big ‘ol hug, much to the embarrassment of the Angel of Death, but it‘s all good. COLE After what we’ve seen, Holly-Wood is apparently no longer a member of the Heavenly Rockers and now estranged from her husband Logan. What a show this has been, and we still have more to come! Edited July 30, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
