Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2007 (edited) BUFFER The following tag team attraction, one fall with a 10 time limit. First, already in the ring…from New Mexico, total combine weight 335 pounds, the meanest, baddest hombres in el mundo…LOS CONQUISADOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSSSS! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Uno and Dos engage in disobedience by raising a gloved fist. Humidity's risin' Barometer's getting low According to all sources The street's the place to go [size="3"][color="#FF00FF"][b]It's raining men - Hallelujah[/b][/color][/size] BUFFER And their opponents, 350 pounds… LOS DIABLOS DE FFFFFUUUUUEEEEEEEGGOOOOOOOOOO!! “YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” As gingerbread men supplied by Mrs. Spezia's Sweeties descend from the ceiling, the flaming luchadors Moracca and Mariachi prance onto the pink and yellow lit stage bumping and grinding to the music. COLE Los Diablos de Fuego and Los Conquistadors set to renewal of one of the most brutal rivalries in OAOAST history that featured barb wire gloves and tiara‘s! It wasn’t that long ago both teams competed in a grueling Mexican Deathmatch, with Los Diablos coming out on top. You can bet Los Conquistadors haven’t forgotten about that. COACH There’s something to be said about Los Diablos “coming out on top,” but I’ll take the high road on that one. COLE I thank you for it. You know, I spoke to Los Diablos earlier in the day and I can’t tell you how excited they are to finally get back in the ring. It’s been awhile since we’ve seen them in action. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” MORACCA :huh: MARIACHI :hm: Having learned to ignore the hate often directed as the result of their lifestyle, Los Diablos go on about their business, humping guardrails and searching for hunks to give their sombreros to. A policy they may wish to revise after they’re ambushed by… COLE :o …THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS! COLE Synth and Logan assaulting Los Diablos de Fuego, but why? COACH To make a statement. [b][size=3][color="#FF0000"]"SKATE OR DIE! SKATE OR DIE! SKATE OR DIE!"[/color][/size][/b] LOGAN :firedevil: His forehead bandaged, Logan smashes Moracca’s face into the guardrail, slicing open the flamboyant superstar. Like a shark smelling blood in the water, Mann targets the cut, pounding his knuckles into the slit pink mask. Synth, meanwhile, snake eyes Mariachi on the steel steps, then whips him into the railing with such force it sends the luchador tumbling over into the crowd! * DINGDINGDINGDINGDING * As the carnage ensues, Los Conquistadors quietly leave the area to avoid the Heavenly Rockers’ wrath, all while the bell continues to be sound. Soon OAOAST officials flood ringside in order to salvage what’s left of Los Diablos de Fuego. But not before the Heavenly Rockers DDT MORACCA ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! COLE Just as they did Baron Windels, breaking his nose in the process, the Heavenly Rockers double the percussion and DDT the flaming luchador on the exposed concrete. What the hell’s wrong with them?! COACH We’re going to find out apparently. Logan’s got a mic. LOGAN Sk8ter Boiz, playtime is over sayeth Logan Usher Mann! It seems as though you’ve grown a pair since the last time anyone’s seen you. You did a pretty good number on us last week. Such a good number we’ve almost forgot you cost us a chance to become the first ever One & Only World tag team champions. But it’s cool. Real STUPID, but cool. Stupid because now you’ve gotten on the Heavenly Rockers bad side, and as your sister can tell you, things get pretty crazy when we’re bad. Because we don’t just get bad, we get… SYNTH/LOGAN …b-b-b-bad to the bone! LOGAN We’re particularly quite fond of breaking them. The cool part is, now you get to work with the greatest rock ‘n’ wrestling band of all-time. “YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” SYNTH Meaning the Synthmeister will play a drum solo on your heads! LOGAN We’ve fought the biggest and baddest the OAOAST has had to offer. You on the other hand have faced a bunch of pussies, not just in the one Nerdly family bathroom but in the ring as well. Some penciled 6-packs and my wife won’t be enough to get by us. The beating we laid on Los Diablos is tame compared to the one we’re gonna lay on you at AngleSlam. Staring menacingly in the camera, Logan drops the mic and leaves with Synth to a chorus of boos. COLE The hottest event of the summer just got even hotter. The Heavenly Rockers vs. Sk8ter Boiz at AngleSlam! Edited August 9, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
