Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2007 (edited) To go on sometime before the Diablos-Conquistadors match, please. Backstage, the Nerdly clan is all smiles as they gather around Gene at the interview location. OKERLUND August 9th, 2007 is shaping up to be one of the most eventful nights in OAOAST history. The big news of course, NEW 6-man tag team champions of the world, Leon Rodez and D*LUX, as the OAOVW trio Los Ninos Anorexic, downing the Beverly Hills Blonds and CPA earlier in the program. Last week, however, the talk at water coolers across the country was about the return of my guests this evening, along with their sister Melody, former OAOAST tag team champions, The Marv and Hell Mel, the Sk8ter Boiz! OKERLUND There’s a sight for sore eyes, a smiling Melody Nerdly. Great to see that again. I know the past few months have been very difficult for you, but I get the feeling you and your brothers’ plan on changing that. MELODY You got it, dude! It’s time to turn the tables and make life difficult for other people, particularly the Heavenly Rockers. They got a taste of their own medicine last week and I bet it wasn’t so fun, was it Synth and Logan? Nuh-uh. MARV Gene, you been in the sport long enough to know how grueling it can be on a person both mentally and physically. There’s no off-season. If you find yourself on vacation it’s either because you’re injured or fired. Thankfully neither applied to us. Our star burned so bright and flamed out quickly; we just needed to get away from it all. So we’ve been out riding the waves and pursuing another passion of ours, skateboarding. But we couldn’t stay on the sidelines and watch the Heavenly Rockers bully our sister any longer. You wanna put your hands on a Nerdly, Heavenly Rockers, why don’t you try The Marv and Hell Mel? Give us a couple weeks to get in ring shape and we’ll gladly face you at AngleSlam. Whaddya say Heavenly Rockers? Both sides have frustrations to vent. Let’s blow off some steam together. OKERLUND My word! The Sk8ter Boiz vs. the Heavenly Rockers at AngleSlam?! MEL All the fun in the sun has recharged our batteries and we couldn’t think of a better time to come back than at the hottest event of the summer. Heavenly Rockers, brace yourselves. At AngleSlam we’re gonna RAWK~ your world! OKERLUND Sk8ter Boiz and Melody, thank you very much for your ti-- MELODY (slaps forehead) Silly me. I almost forgot about the surprise. OKERLUND Surprise? MELODY Mmm-hm. Should the Heavenly Rockers choose to accept our challenge for AngleSlam, in addition to me there will be somebody else in our corner Sunday night, August 26th. A person who understands how Synth and Logan operate. Now here’s the part where I pause for dramatic effect. OKERLUND The suspense is killing me. MELODY Well, this person is known affectionately as the “Angel of Death.” OKERLUND No way. MELODY Way! My BFF…HOLLY-WOOD!! OKERLUND :o Holly enters the picture and receives a big hug from Melody. Hoping for the same, it’s only a handshake for the Boiz. HOLLY Hiya, Logan. Miss me, sweetheart, or just my ass? Either way, you will get to see me again on the 26th of August at AngleSlam. Only I’ll be next to Melody in the corner of the Sk8ter Boiz. Maybe following the match we can all go out for a bite to eat. No, wait, I’m sorry. You’ll only be able to eat out of a straw once The Marv and Hell Mel get done kicking their feet down your stinkin’ throats! MELODY :) Holly leaves with Melody and the Boiz. OKERLUND That’ll do it from here. But what a bombshell. Holly-Wood, the wife of Logan Usher Mann, has agreed to be in the corner of the Sk8ter Boiz during their match against the Heavenly Rockers at AngleSlam. Now it’s up to Synth and Logan to accept the challenge. If history is any indication, then they will do just that. The night just keeps getting wilder by the minute! Edited August 9, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
