alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2007 [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains. COLE And it's time for our second "Pick Your Poison" match! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is another "Pick Your Poison" match, scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former two-time OAOAST WORLD Heavyweight champion, and the REIGNING WDW Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE And Reject has chosen his former tag team partner, Thunderkid, as Alf's opposition, of course those three men all former associates in the Deadly Alliance! Alf slides through the ropes and poses on the buckles, then hands his belt to the referee. [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid makes his way through the curtains to a huge ovation. COLE And Thunderkid getting a tremendous response from the crowd here in Seattle! Back to Buffer! BUFFER [i]His opponent...hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, and weighing in at 250 pounds...he is the REIGNING OAOAST Heartland champion...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] TK makes his way to the ring, and also poses on the buckles. He hands his belt to the referee, who calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COACH What a showdown, Cole! Alf and TK face off in the ring. Alf trash talks TK for a few seconds, then gives him a shove, but TK shoves right back! Alf backs off for a minute, then moves in and ties up. TK shoves Alf back into the corner! COLE TK showing off the strength in the early going! Alf moves in and ties up once again. TK grabs a side headlock, but Alf backs him into the ropes, and shoves him off. Alf drops down, then hops back up and leapfrogs TK, before TK bowls him over with a shoulder check, sending him right underneath the ropes to the floor! COLE And Alf early to the outside, he may want to take some time to regroup! Alf wanders around ringside for a minute, then slides back in. He slowly moves in on TK and takes him down with a side headlock. COLE Nice move by Alf right there... TK reaches up with his legs and grabs Alf in a headscissors, but Alf kips up to escape, then takes him down with a second one! TK tries another headscissors, but Alf dodges this one and clamps down on the headlock, forcing TK to the mat... 1... 2... Shoulder up! TK fights the headlock, then forces his way to his feet. He pushes Alf off into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but Alf ducks and executes a reverse sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf then catches TK with a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Alf with a decided quickness advantage, as you can see right now! Alf then takes him down with another side headlock! COACH Really like what I'm seeing from Alf so far! This time, TK slips out the back, and grabs Alf in an armbar! COLE But a nice escape by TK right there! TK drives a knee into Alf's arm, but Alf is able to sit up, then gets to his feet. Alf drives an elbow right into the face of TK, then applies an armbar of his own! COLE What an elbow by Alf, right to the face! Alf jerks down on the arm a couple times, but TK rolls on the mat, then does a front handspring, and reverses the hold! He forces Alf down to the mat, then drops to his knees and applies pressure. COACH And this one's a see-saw matchup so far, Cole, but I don't think TK can continue to match Alf hold-for-hold like this! Alf works his way back to his feet, then backs TK into the ropes. He drives a knee to the midsection, then whips him across. He drops down, then hops up and attempts another leapfrog, but this time TK catches him and executes a powerslam! COLE Great counter move by TK! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK then applies the armbar once again. Again, Alf gets to his feet and backs him into the ropes. He whips him across, and TK ducks a clothesline and attempts a crucifix, but Alf counters to a Samoan drop! COACH And how about that nice counter by Alf? Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf gets to his feet and turns TK over, executing a snap legdrop! He then stops to taunt the crowd, drawing boos, before picking up TK and whipping him into the ropes. TK ducks a clothesline, then Alf drops to the mat, then comes back up to deliver a AA SPINEBUSTER~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE The action fast and furious here in this match! Alf reapplies the side headlock. TK slowly fights his way to his feet, then sends Alf across the ring. TK drops down, then leapfrogs, then drops down and takes Alf across the ring with a reverse monkey flip! Alf gets to his feet, only to be floored by a TK clothesline! COACH The action's really starting to pick up now, Cole! TK picks up Alf and whips him into the ropes, catching him in a gutwrench...but Alf lands on his feet, then scoops TK up in a gutwrench...and plants him with a TOMBSTONE~! COLE Tombstone piledriver! That could do it if Alf covers! However, Alf scales the top rope instead. COACH No, he's going for the splash! Alf gets his balance on the top rope, and flies off for the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111...but TK rolls out of the way! COLE But nobody home! Both men lay on the mat, as the referee lays a count on. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! TK sits up, and Alf rolls towards the ropes. TK gets to his feet, waiting for Alf to get to his, and charges...but Alf ducks down, and backdrops TK to the floor! COLE Wow, TK took a big fall right there! COACH I think Alf set him up for that one, Cole! Alf catches his breath briefly, then walks over to the ropes, and hits TK with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE Alf flying out of the ring on top of the Heartland champion! Alf jaws with a couple ringsiders, before picking up TK and ramming him back-first into the ringpost! Alf then rolls TK back in, and executes a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up TK and backs him into a corner. Alf delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COACH Can you imagine the chopfest between Alf and Reject at AngleSlam? Alf executes a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Two-count! Yes indeed, both Alf and Reject excel with those knife-edge chops, that would be interesting to see! Alf picks up Reject, then picks him up in a suplex, setting him on the top rope. COACH Looks like a superplex or a hurricanrana coming up! Alf follows TK up and grabs him in a front facelock. COLE Looks like a superplex! However, TK delivers a shot to the gut, and a second, and a third, before shoving Alf back to the mat! COLE But TK counters! TK stands up on the top rope, waiting for Alf to get to his feet...and attempts a HURRICANRANA~!...but Alf catches him and powerbombs him to the mat! Alf then holds onto the legs, and steps through them... COLE Alf counters the hurricanrana with a powerbomb, and a cover...no look, could be the Sharpshooter! Alf turns TK over and pulls him to mid-ring, sitting back with the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COACH He's got it! COLE Could this be it for TK? It's right in the middle of the ring! TK tries to push up, but Alf continues to sit down as TK grimaces in pain. COACH I don't think he's going to make it, Cole! TK slowly inches towards the ropes, making pained sound effects the whole way. He finally makes one last lunge, and reaches the ropes! COLE He made it! The referee lays a count on Alf, who breaks at four. Alf then stomps TK in the ropes, before picking him up and backing him into a corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a second! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! However, TK returns fire on this one! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! TK delivers a second! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf goes to the eyes. COLE TK started to mount a little bit of a comeback, but Alf put a stop to that in a hurry! Alf whips TK across the ring, and charges, but runs right into the foot of TK! COLE But now TK able to stunt that charge from Alf! TK shakes the cobwebs off, then whips Alf across the ring. Alf ducks a clothesline, but TK catches him with a belly-to-belly gutwrench! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! TK measures Alf, and floors him with a clothesline! And a second! And a third! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up again! TK picks Alf up, and lifts him overhead in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE Look at the power still left in TK! TK tosses Alf hard to the mat! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Alf gets a foot on the bottom rope! COLE And Alf very lucky to land by the ropes right there! TK lifts Alf up onto the top rope, then follows him up, all the way to the top rope...and executes a HURRICANRANA~! COLE And a hurricanrana from the top by TK! Will this do it? 1... 2... ... NO!!! Alf gets a shoulder up! COLE What resolve being shown here by Alf, by both men for that matter! TK then signals for the finish! COLE And TK says he's going to end it! TK hooks a front facelock, then lifts Alf in suplex position...but Alf drops behind the back, and executes a German suplex! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! COACH What a match this is, Cole! Can you imagine what's in store at AngleSlam? Alf slowly gets to his feet, and picks up TK, whipping him into the corner. Alf charges, but TK gets a foot up, spinning Alf around. TK sits on the top rope and climbs onto Alf's shoulders, and attempts a victory roll, but Alf blocks in mid-move, turns around, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 once again! COLE Sharpshooter applied again! This could finally be it! As TK makes his way towards the ropes once again, Reject walks towards the ring, holding a steel chair! COLE And now Reject coming to the ring, just like Alf did in his match! COACH But I don't understand what he's waiting for! Reject stands and watches as TK inches towards the ropes. COLE Reject just waiting for the right moment to slide in there! TK reaches the ropes, and wraps both arms around the bottom rope...but that leaves his head open for a Reject chair shot! COACH Look at that, Cole! The referee calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* Alf releases the hold, thinking he's won! COLE I think the referee just dsqualified Alfdogg! The referee explains to Alf what went down, and Alf immediately looks out at Reject. BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, as a result of a disqualification...THUNDERKID![/i] Reject backs down the aisle, smirking and pointing at his head. COLE Reject I think just deliberately got Alf disqualified! COACH Reject really pulled one over on Alf tonight! Alf fumes in the ring, as Reject walks to the back. COLE Reject really playing with Alf's head as we head into AngleSlam! Let's go to... 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