Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted June 18, 2002 Report Posted June 18, 2002 Big Poppa Popick is seen walking around backstage during an SWF show. Seeing him, these superstars are curious as to why someone in the OaOasT would be doing around here. BPP: Why? Why not...I have to see what, *chuckle* competition there is. You say this fed is dying? That's probably because the OaOasT is on the rise. We're the number one game in town. Think we're wrong. Well, then, prove it...bring your game to our neck of the woods, its easy to find... And then, say your prayers and eat your vitamins, because you're gonna need all the help you can get....suuuuuuuccckkkkkasssss! BPP gets into his arriving limo and leaves the arena, wondering what trouble he might have caused, or if they will respond
Guest redbaron51 Posted June 18, 2002 Report Posted June 18, 2002 Riiiighhhht... Someone needs to lock and delete this Or use it as spam
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Posted June 18, 2002 Report Posted June 18, 2002 omigodz!!11 oAoasT doodz are invadingz!!1111
Guest Insane Clown Dan Posted June 18, 2002 Report Posted June 18, 2002 No no no. Let us explain to the foreigners Look... it's obvious that we do things much differently from you. If you want to be involved with us and post on our boards, I *think* that you have to adapt to our style of e-fedding. Read the better half of the WF promos and matches, it should give you a better idea of what we actually are.
Guest chirs3 Posted June 18, 2002 Report Posted June 18, 2002 OAOAST INVASION! w00t! *is an Anglesault mark*
Guest ErekT2k Posted June 18, 2002 Report Posted June 18, 2002 Promo: Erek Taylor magically appears for an instant and watches as Big Poppa Poppovich walks towards his limo... or so we thought. In reality, the limo is nothing but a cardboard cutout that Erek so intelligently put into place for the Oatmeal invasion. BPP grunts and turns around, immediately sensing that his so called invasion had no effect whatsoever except the fact that he just made himself look like Popeye's and is allowing Erek to give out hilarious jokes at BPP's expense. Erek points at BPP and with his magic finger, shoots out a dozen boxes of Ash Ketchum's Lucky Charms cereal. "(Erek) Ah ha, take that you big poo poo!" "(BPP) OH MY GOD! STOP! THERE'S MARSHMELLOWS IN THERE!! AAHHHH!!!" "(Erek) Why am I here again? Oh yeah, I find this guy funny. Please fellow SWFers, continue the thread and use BPP at your will." Erek leaps into the air and with his hand, throws down a Pokeball that hits BPP in the head. The Pokeball opens and HVT appears! HVT sits on BPP, ending this idiot's tarade until the next SWFer decides to poke fun at him. EDIT: Oh yeah, BPP in reality actually stands for Big Precious Poodle. How dare you violate that patented word! End Promo.
Guest chirs3 Posted June 18, 2002 Report Posted June 18, 2002 Chris Raynor pulls up to the arena in the Love Rollercoaster just in time to see BPP heading out to his limo. Raynor parks the golf cart then runs over to him. Raynor: Hey. BPP: Hey. .... Raynor: Yep... BPP: Mmmmhmmm... ... Raynor: Look, a big distracting thing! BPP whirls around, fooled by the clever ploy, and Raynor German Suplexes him through 17 flaming tables!
Guest BA_Baracus Posted June 18, 2002 Report Posted June 18, 2002 PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed); "Pfft... ...the SWF could be 6-feet under and we could still rise from the grave and crush the OastaTASstaSTSAs or whatever it is. EDIT - Post 666...eeeeevil! Mothernature says...join or get lost!"
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 actually im just trying to get a cross promotional thingie like edwin wanted a few months ago *sigh* when we both want to enlarge the scope of what were doing, well, *sighs* BPP looks around for someone to beltshot, but seeing no one of worth, he turns, shrugs his shoulders, and leaves for the OaOasT, where he has a match to write
Guest chirs3 Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 No one worthwhile?! CHRIS SMASH! CHRIS SMASH BIG POPPA PU... POPPA PU... SMAAAAAAAAASH! *Chris Raynor grabs a nearby Christopher Walken and impales BPP* Edit: I'm all for a cross promotion deal, it'd be kinda fun, but we'd need to plan it out a little more than just a little invasion post like you did. Talk to BA_Baracus. And Edwin, since he suggested it a while back.
Guest HVilleThugg Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 Ok....you want an invasion...fine! Bring your 5 best ever....we'll put them against our 5 best ever (that are still here), and see what happens. I'll even give you our 5 best right now so you know what you're up against... Stubby P McWeed Suicide King Edwin MacPhisto The HVille Thugg "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens Beat that beeatch! We can do both match writing and RPing... Bring it on bitches! Da "best of all time" H
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 i like the challenge...someone holler at edwin and see if he still wants to do it,yall know himbetter than i
Guest HVilleThugg Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 We'll talk about it tomorrow and get back to you on it. Maybe we could all set up a time to meet in an AIM chat or something to arrange it. This could be phat! Da "suddenly assuming power" H
Guest Insanityman Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 No offense dude, but I think we could take some of our top twenty and still beat all of you... But good luck anyways.
Guest Thoth Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 I agree! Even though figuring out HOW it will work would be hard... it'll still be cool.
Guest Ace309 Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 Top 5 characters featured in matches written by their top writers? The only problem is, who books it? And in a special opening dream match... CUTTHROAT VS ANGLE-PLEX! Battle of the jobbers!
Guest redbaron51 Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 oh god Tom that is hilarious. Imagine Cutthroat actualy loses?
Guest midnight_burn Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 * All the SWF'ers and SJL'ers are standing backstage, united against the OAOAST invasion. Suddenly Stryke beltshots everyone in sight with his Tag Team and Hardcore belts, before taking off his shirt to reveal an OAOAST shirt underneath. * JR: "OH MAH GAWD, HAS STRYKE DEFECTED TO THE OAOAST?!!1? DAMN HIS BAH GAWD ASS TO HELL!!!1! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?1!1!! TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT BAH GAWD!!!11!1"
Guest Ace309 Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 :: scoop slams Stryke onto the Hardcore belt, making the SCOOP SHOT! Wait, no, the BELT SLAM! Aw, damn it, this isn't as easy as it looks. ::
Guest Suicide King Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 Dammit Thugg, don't volunteer me for work.! Well, I suppose this won't be too much work anyways.
Guest Grand Slam Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 You can count on me. The Heavy Hitter would be thrilled to come out of retirement for a match or two to defend the honor of the SWF!!
Guest chirs3 Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 *Chris Raynor is backstage when he runs across the OAOAST. He immediately throws himself at the feet of Anglesault, because Anglesault is cool.* Raynor: Can I be a member? PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE? *An awkward silence. Raynor looks up to see Edwin looking on with shame.* Raynor: Err... uh... *beltshots Anglesault with the soon-to-be-his US Title then runs away* SMASH!
Guest Ash Ketchum Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 Ash no-sells Stryke's title shot, kicks him in the balls, and pins him 1-2-3! NEW HARDCORE CHAMP!
Guest AnnieEclectic Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 ::Drops from the ceiling behind Ash:: ::Taps Ash on the shoulder:: Annie: Hey Ash, low distracting thing! ::Ash bends down to look, Annie front face locks him, lifts his body into the air and gives him a BAH-GAWD Annie-T!:: 1 2 3!!!! NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION AGAIN! -Annie
Guest chirs3 Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 Annie: Hey Ash, low distracting thing! GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT!
Guest Ash Ketchum Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 *taps Annie on the shoulder and shows her Sailor Neptune* *pins her* 1, 2, 3! NEW HARDCORE CHAMP AGAIN!
Guest Ash Ketchum Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 No one worthwhile?! CHRIS SMASH! CHRIS SMASH BIG POPPA PU... POPPA PU... SMAAAAAAAAASH! *Chris Raynor grabs a nearby Christopher Walken and impales BPP* Edit: I'm all for a cross promotion deal, it'd be kinda fun, but we'd need to plan it out a little more than just a little invasion post like you did. Talk to BA_Baracus. And Edwin, since he suggested it a while back. RAYNOR!!!!! YOU STOLE MY IDEA! DAMMIT! Ah, I'll just steal it back from you later.
Guest chirs3 Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 *Raynor nosells Ash's claim and stuns him through 42384723894723489 flaming tables* Booyaka!
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