Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 (edited) [color="#0000FF"][b]THIS SUNDAY...[/b][/color] In front of a [b]black[/b] computer generated backdrop with halo over [color="#A0522D"]gold angel wings[/color] and the [color="#0000FF"]group‘s name written in blue letters[/color] above, the Heavenly Rockers. SYNTH Yo, L-Mann, the Angleslam is right around the corner. 3 days and 4 nights away! Man, we’s gonna be tearin’ up NYC. But it ain‘t gonna be all play. We gotta crack a few heads first. The Marv and Hell Mel, Mann, the Sk8ter Boiz, them crazy mutha’s actually think they stands a chance with the crown princes of the rock ‘n’ roll. You believe dat shit? Nah, son, didn’t think so. The Synthmeister can read you like a book. Don’t even need to hear the words coming out of your mouth to understand where you comin’ from. We tight, son. LOGAN Tighter than me and Holly-Wood ever were! A word to the wise Marv and Mel. Professional wrestling is a man’s world, meaning NO [u]BOIZ[/u] ALLOWED!! Don’t let MY BITCH fool you. She ain’t got jack on the greatest rock ‘n’ wrestling band of all-time. Her only talent won’t be able to help you in our match Sunday night, but it will help you in church because you’re gonna need to get on your knees and pray for an act of God to defeat the Heavenly Rockers. SYNTH (giddy) And let’s not forget about the surprise! Lights out for the Sk8ter Boiz at Angleslam. HEH HEH HEH! LOGAN Anything they can do we can do an infinity times better sayeth Logan Usher Mann! SYNTH Now deal wit dat mutha[bleep]! [color="#0000FF"][b]THE [color="#FF0000"][size="3"]HOTTEST[/size][/color] EVENT OF THE SUMMER RETURNS...[/b][/color] Now a curved ramp and pair of skateboards labeled “THE MARV” and “HELL MEL” make up the backdrop for our next speakers, alongside their manager Melody Nerdly and Holly-Wood, the Sk8ter Boiz. THE MARV Angleslam, the hottest event of the summer, is only days away Heavenly Rockers. The time to repent has come and gone. Now it’s time for you to pay for your sins. HOLLY Logan, you think you know…but you have no idea. This Sunday night I will be in the Sk8ter Boiz corner to witness the beating you guys have deserved for months and to be on-guard for this “surprise” you’ve claimed will rock our world. If the surprise is anything like our wedding night, Logan, well, then we’re all in for a big -- or should I say small? -- disappointment. HELL MEL You talk a big game, Heavenly Rockers, and we know you can back it up, but Holly-Wood’s prepared us for every possible scenario imaginable. There’s nothing you can throw our way that we haven’t already thought of. Sunday night you’re gonna get RAWKED~! MELODY That’s right, Heavenly Rockers. With Holly on our side, you can’t win and we can‘t lose. :p [b][color="#0000FF"]LIVE ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW![/color][/b] [size="5"][b][color="#FF0000"]ANGLESLAM 07[/color][/size] [color="#0000FF"]CALL YOUR LOCAL CABLE OR SATELLITE PROVIDER TO ORDER NOW[/color]![/b] Edited August 23, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
