King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2007 .:CUE: "Chelsea Dagger", The Fratellis:. The lights alternate between red, white and blue through the intro, before the doors part and out marches one grouchy Englishman, Nathaniel Black. Black raises his arms in the air, generally shouting his mouth off to the fans on his way to the ring. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from London, England! Weighing in at two hundred and thirty eight pounds... NNAAAATTHHAAANNIIIIEEEEELLLLLL... BBLLLLLLAAAAAAAAACCKK!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Black rounds the ring, yelling at some of the fans in the front row. His thick Cockney accent is pretty hard to decipher, but one of the words definately rhymed with 'blankers'. Instead of entering in any 'conventional' way, Black slides partway under the bottom rope so he's facing into the crowd and bridges up to his feet. Black then turns and raises his arms triumphantly. COLE Nathaniel Black making his return to HeldDOWN~! here tonight and not looking all that honoured to be here. Very outspoken on the OAOAST on our Syndicated broadcast from England a few weeks ago. COACH More than outspoken Mikey. He said he was gonna kick 'arse'. And just ask Jamie O'Hara, he's dead serious about it. As Black gets checked out by referee Mark Hebner, "Master Blaster (Jammin')" by Stevie Wonder begins to play. A Jamaican flag floats in the breeze on the AngleTron as Denzel Spencer heads out to the ring. BUFFER And, introducing the opponent. He hails from Montego Bay in Jamaica... weighing two hundred, twenty seven pounds... DDEEEEEEENNZZZZEEEEEEELLLL... SSSSSSSPPEEEEEEEENNCCEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE As Denzel Spencer makes his way to the ring, lets remind you of what we saw out of Nathaniel Black back at Syndicated. Take a look. [QUOTE]BLACK .....And I waited for the OAOAST to finally step into my hometown of London, so I could give it the slap in the face it bloody well has coming!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" BLACK As of right now, I'm back in the OAOAST. And I am gonna do exactly what I set out to do in WDW. I'm gonna prove myself! I'm gonna prove that British is best! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" BLACK And I'm gonna damn well kick some OAOAST arse! Throwing down the mic, Black storms off from the announce position and back through the crowd where he came from. ----------------------------- The camera cuts to the backstage area where, limping through the hallways, Jamie O'Hara looks pretty dejected over his loss in the battle royal earlier. Kicking the ground, O'Hara curses to himself, still going over the mistakes in his head. In mid-curse though he's sent flying as suddenly NATHANIEL BLACK charges into view and wipes him out!! Black stomps away on O'Hara, beating him down until any fight left after the battle royal seems to disappear. He then hauls O'Hara up by the wifebeater, grabbing him by the wrist and pulling him into a STIFF Clothesline! The back of O'Hara's head hits the floor HARD and he doesn't move a muscle there after. Besides a couple of groggy groans O'Hara is lifeless, as Black kneels down next to him. BLACK Now that was long overdue. Giving O'Hara a firm slap across the back of the head, Black marches off, leaving The Birmingham Bad Boy laying on the cold, hard floor.[/QUOTE] We return to live action... *DINGDINGDING!* ...just as the opening bell sounds. COLE And now, Nathaniel Black in his first official OAOAST competition since the 2006 Anderson Cup, taking on another former tag-team competitor Denzel Spencer. Both these men will be hoping to make an impression on OAOAST top brass and earn themselves a 'spot' on HeldDOWN~! COACH Which is gonna be pretty tough with like 50 active singles wrestlers on the roster. COLE Coach! COLE What? I'm just repeating what Nathaniel was telling me earlier. After a lock-up to open proceedings, Denzel manages to grab a side headlock on his opponent. Black quickly pushes Denzel off into the ropes though and connects with a hard forearm to the stomach as he bounces back. With the wind knocked out of him Spencer staggers forward and falls into the ropes, leaving himself exposed for another forearm, this time to the kidneys. COLE Black, a hard-hitting Englishman. Spencer has to try and keep the pace quick here tonight and stay away from both the ground game and the striking game if he can. Spinning Denzel around, Black levels his opponent with a European Uppercut. Denzel ends up hung over the top rope, Black dragging him off them and into a second, expertly delivered uppercut. With a wring of the arm Black then whips Denzel across the ring, ducking his head... and getting leapfrogged! Nathaniel looks surprised as he turns around, right into a standing dropkick! And a second! And on the third time of asking, an armdrag takes the Englishman over, Spencer barring the arm. COLE Or, maybe not. COACH Nah, you were actually right the first time. For once. An armbar ain't gonna do much, Denzel needs to keep moving. Black uses a helpful handful of Spencer's hair to help him get back to his feet and buries a knee into the Jamaican's gut before he can even finish complaining to the referee about it. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" As Hebner warns Black over the hairpull, he shows what he thinks of the OAOAST official by CLUBBING Denzel between the shoulder blades! Denzel cringes and backs across the ring. In doing so, he lures in Black and boots him in the gut as he approaches him in the corner. Hopping onto the second rope, Spencer then waits for Black to close in again before soaring with a Crossbody... 1... 2... Kickout. Rolling through, Denzel gets to his feet first and runs the ropes for a clothesline. Black manages to duck the line though, swinging himself behind with a waistlock. However, Spencer manages to put the brakes on the premature Black Magic attempt by kicking his feet onto the middle rope, pushing off and taking Nathaniel over with a Swinging Bulldog! COLE Wow! Nice improvisation from Denzel Spencer there. Cover by Spencer... 1... 2... No! Quickly, Denzel heads for the top rope. Still looking dis-orientated from the Bulldog Black wanders around aimlessly for a second or too, before walking right into the path of Spencer... ...DUCKE... ...NO! Denzel adjusts in mid-air and takes Black over with a Flying Sunset Flip... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE I tell you what, Denzel Spencer is cooking right now! He's determined to make a name for himself tonight. COACH Yeah, much more of this and our World Champion might actually recognise him. Back up, Denzel ducks a left swing from Black. And a right. Neither clothesline working, Black lets his frustrations get the better of him and tries to headbutt Spencer clean in the face. But Spencer is no longer there. Dropping to all fours, Denzel crawls through the legs of Nathaniel Black and scrambles to the ropes, catching Black as he turns around with another Crossbody... 1... 2... No! Both men rush to their feet and finally Black manages to catch Denzel, kneeing him in the gut and slowing him down even more with a European Uppercut. Black then whips Denzel into the turnbuckles and looks to follow right in behind him. Up and over goes the Jamaican however. Black just about avoids a nasty collision with the buckles and has to think quickly as Denzel rushes him. Sidestep from Nathaniel, but Denzel also slams on the brakes just in time... *WHAM!* ...and turns right into a BRUTAL Lariat, catching him cold from the left side!! COLE Oh, my! COACH He took his head off, mon! Taking the opportunity to finally catch his breath, Black takes a second before covering the prone Spencer... 1... 2... Kickout! By the hair, Black brings Denzel back up. A hard forearm shiver has Denzel staggered. And a second. With Denzel staggered, Nathaniel then comes roaring, putting all his two thirty eight behind his patented BLACK LARIAT! COACH Oh, that has gotta be it! COLE Rolling clothesline, from the right side this time. Safe to say that the early energy we saw out of Denzel has been knocked out of him. Instead of going for the pin, Black instead makes a surprise decision to go to the top rope. But with Denzel down and showing little sign of life, the rugged Englishman has time to come divingbombing from the third floor with a devestating Flying Kneedrop! Cover... 1... 2... NO! COLE There's still some energy there though on Denzel Spencer's part! Stalking his opponent, Black waits for an opening. And as soon as Denzel starts pushing himself up his finds it. Taking a short run-up, Black simply PUNTS Denzel in the sternum with a rugby kick! Spencer is hit so hard, he actually flips over in mid-air, drawing a groan from the Boston crowd. COLE We haven't seen a whole lot of the vaunted, British style wrestling that Nathaniel Black has been priding himself on in the past year of his career. This has been a rugged, nasty performance. Nothing pretty but oh, so effective. COACH It's rugged and nasty because that's how he feels about being in an OAOAST ring. Black clinches Spencer's head and backs him into a corner, striking him hard in the chest with the palms of his hands. And again. The palm strikes are legal but the doing-them-in-the-corner isn't so referee Hebner lays a count on Black, not endearing himself to the not-so jolly Brit. Black hits one more double thrust before breaking just to spite the ref. He then brings Denzel out into the middle of the ring, executing a back suplex. After a few choice words for the hostile Bostonians, off the ropes comes Black, dropping another knee to the chest and covering... 1... 2... Kickout! BLACK BLOODY 'ELL REF, COME ON! By the hair, Black sits Spencer up before wrapping on a rear waistlock. "DEN - ZEL!" "DEN - ZEL!" "DEN - ZEL!" "DEN - ZEL!" The crowd's support gets Denzel back into the match as he starts to climb back to his feet. Black keeps his hands locked around Denzel's chest to try and restrict his breathing. If Denzel was in need of the heimlich manoeuver right now then he'd be in the right place. But, of course he doesn't. So he makes a break for the nearest corner, ducking his head late to drive Black face-first into the top turnbuckle pad and break the hold! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Black staggers backwards, into a schoolboy... 1... 2... Kickout! Cutting off any momentum his opponent had been building, a quick forearm connects on Denzel. COLE Quick thinking there from Black but he's finding this a little tougher than jumping someone from behind in the back after they've already competed, that's for sure. COACH What does that have to do with anything!? Having dropped him with the forearm, Black has to pull Spencer back up before delivering a Half Nelson... ARMDRAG!? YES, counter by Denzel and out to the floor tumbles Nathaniel! The Englishman quickly pulls himself back up. But the next thing he knows, Denzel Spencer is hurtling towards him, wiping him out with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COACH They can fly, they can bobsled, is there anything these Jamaican cats can't do!? Denzel climbs back up and tags some of the outstretched hands in front of him. Throwing Black back into the ring, Denzel follows with a quick kick. That sets Nathaniel up for the Scissors Kick... and it CONNECTS! The Boston crowd encourage Denzel to get on his opponent, which he does with a deep leg hook... 1... 2... NO! The laid back Jamaican doesn't dwell on the disappointment and loads Black up into a corner. Denzel follows in with a Stinger Splash... ...NOBODY HOME! Denzel crashes into the turnbuckles chest-first! COLE That was a mistake. Denzel stumbles out of the corner, back into a European Uppercut to the upper back. With Denzel softened up Black then pulls him back into an inverted front facelock and whips around, driving him down with the Chelsea Dagger!! COACH Count it. 1... 2... Kickout! COLE No! Denzel kicks out, but that may have just pissed off the Brit. Frustrated, Black warns the referee off with a look as he stalks behind Denzel. The Jamaican doesn't see the trap he's walking into, oblivious until Black lunges forward, snaring Denzel's arm into a chickenwing. Denzel tries to fight the hold, getting his arm between Black's and his neck to block the crossface... ...until Black delivers a headbutt to the back of the neck! Another! Another and another and another, striking the soft point of the neck until Denzel's defence collapses... ...AND HE LATCHES ON THE CROSSFACE CHICKENWING!! COACH Yep, he pissed him off alright. COLE Crossface Chickenwing is sunk in, it may be academic from here. Denzel gets taken to the mat by Black, wrenching away on the hold as he traps one of the Jamaican's legs in a scissors to prevent it finding it's way onto a rope. He needn't worry though as, realising he's in trouble, Denzel puts up a brief fight... *TAPTAPTAP!* ...before surrendering!! *DINGDINGDING!* Black releases the hold and shoves Denzel away from him, as "Chelsea Dagger" hits. Pushing to his feet, Black raises his arms triumphantly as the crowd show their disapproval. BUFFER Your winner of the match... NATHANNIIIIIEEEEEELLLLLLL BBLLLLLLAAAAAACCKK!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Nathaniel Black picking up the victory on his return to the OAOAST, but you've got to give credit to Denzel Spencer. COACH Why? He lost. COLE Fantastic. Far from looking pleased with his victory, Black leaves the ring with a fixed scowl on his face. Black mouths off to a couple of fans giving him a hard time before marching off towards the back. COLE Well, that was an interesting reaction to such an important victory. Anyway, we'll have more HeldDOWN~! in just a few moments, don't go anywhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
