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Ed Wood Caulfield

AngleSlam: Intro

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It's pretty easy to tell where this one goes, huh?

 

DRAMATIC MUSIC~! plays as a shot of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt is shown. 

THE VOICE~!
It is the dream of every professional wrestler to be the World Heavyweight Champion. 

Cut to a close-up of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt.

THE VOICE~!
For many, becoming World Heavyweight Champion is the absolute pinnacle of their career. By becoming World Heavyweight Champion, their names are inevitably etched into the annals of time. Their careers, never to be forgotten. Their legacies, to live on forever. 

Another close-up of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt is shown. 

THE VOICE~!
It is an honor chased by many...but only achieved by few. 

The eyes of Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, Zack Malibu, and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican are shown. PRL is, of course, doing the Corporate Eyebrow. 

THE VOICE~!
Tonight, three men fight for the chance to be called World Heavyweight Champion. Three men struggle to reach the top of the mountain. Three men, fighting for one goal, but each one with a different motive. 

Cut to Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in front of a black background, cocky as always. 

THE VOICE~!
The first man is the Champion. 

Cut to Landon defeating Zack Malibu to win the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship on the June 28, 2007 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. 

THE VOICE~! 
His Title victory shocked the world who had never thought that his time had come. 

Cut to a montage of Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt. 

THE VOICE~!
Throughout this summer, he has enjoyed a successful reign as World Heavyweight Champion...

Cut to Maddix beating "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez on the August 16, 2007 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. 

THE VOICE~!
...with only one Title defense made thus far. 

Cut to Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in front of a black background. 

THE VOICE~!
Tonight, he steps into the ring against two of the greatest OAOAST Superstars of all-time, inside the World's Most Famous Arena, where he looks to show the world that he is worthy of the honor and prestige that comes with being World Heavyweight Champion and to continue his iron grip on the Title. 

Landon laughs manically as we fade out. 

Cut to Zack Malibu holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in front of a black background. 

THE VOICE~!
Then, there is the second man, the Former Champion.

Cut to a montage of Zack Malibu clips from over the years. 

THE VOICE~!
For the past five years, he has been the very face of the company he works for. With accolades a mile wide, this young, charismatic Superstar has done more before the age of 30 than most men have done their entire lives.  

Cut to Zack Malibu raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt during his first title reign. Cut to Zack Malibu raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt during his second title reign. Cut to Zack Malibu raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt during his third title reign. 

THE VOICE~!
Already a three-time World Heavyweight Champion, his last Title reign was ended just as quickly as it began. 

Cut to Zack lying on the mat after Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix beat him for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship on the June 28, 2007 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. 

Cut to Zack Malibu holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in front of a black background. 

THE VOICE~!
Tonight, he looks to gain title number four, and one of the men he faces is the man who took the Title away from him. Tonight, he is a vengeful man, trying to regain what many believe is rightfully his. Tonight, he hopes to get what he momentarily savored, and abruptly lost in the hopes of restoring honor and prestige to the World Heavyweight Championship. 

Zack drops the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt and has a shocked expression on his face, to symbolize how quickly his third Title reign ended. We see the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt fall as we fade out.

Cut to "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in front of a black background. 

THE VOICE~!
And then, there is the third man. The Man Who Has Never Been Champion. 

Cut to a montage of PRL highlights. 

THE VOICE~!
Throughout his illustrious career, he has held many titles, and achieved many goals. But the one thing missing from his already impressive resume is a World Heavyweight Championship reign. 

Cut to PRL's World Title matches in the past. The Unlucky 7 Elimination Chamber from Deadly Game: Unlucky 7. The match against Stephen Joseph Popick from November Reign 2005. The match against "Reckless" Drek Stone from World Without End 2006. 

THE VOICE~!
He has come close to achieving this goal in the past, but so far, has yet to finish what he has started. 

Cut to "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in front of a black background. 

THE VOICE~!
Tonight, he looks to add that one final accomplishment to his career. To finish the story that was started 10 years ago. He is confident, cocky, and ready for battle. He has no fear and has nothing to lose. Tonight, he looks to gain what his two opponents have already had. Tonight, he hopes he'll finally have the opportunity to win it all. Tonight, he hopes to put his name in the record books as yet another man to feel the honor and prestige of being World Heavyweight Champion.

PRL smiles an evil smile as we fade out. 

Cut to Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in front of a black background. 

THE VOICE~!
The Champion. 

Cut to Zack Malibu holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in front of a black background. 

THE VOICE~!
The Former Champion. 

Cut to "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in front of a black background. 

THE VOICE~!
The Man Who Has Never Been Champion. 

Cut to clips of Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, Zack Malibu, and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican posing in front of the black background, each man holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt. 

THE VOICE~!
Three men. Three different motivations. But all have one goal. As yet another summer winds down and we head into the fall, three men will do battle in front of a sold out crowd and millions watching around the world. Tonight, three warriors of the ring will square off in the World's Most Famous Arena in the World's Greatest City. Tonight, three men will all be vying for what only one can have. Three men, with varying motivations, yet all sharing a common goal.

Cut to Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, Zack Malibu, and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican all celebrating after victories. 

THE VOICE~!
Tonight, only one man will emerge triumphant...

Cut to Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, Zack Malibu, and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican all in horrible pain. 

THE VOICE~!
...while two men will both share the agony of defeat. 

Cut to another shot of Landon Maddix holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in front of a black background, followed by Zack Malibu, followed by Tha Puerto Rican. 

THE VOICE~!
It is the biggest main event in AngleSlam history...

Cut to a shot of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt. 

THE VOICE~!
...and it is being fought all for the honor and prestige that comes with being the World Heavyweight Champion.

[b]FADE OUT[/b]

Edited by Ed Wood Caulfield

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