AngleSlam: Colombian Heat vs. James Riggs

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

This match opens the show, please. Sorry if it's a bit long. I really got into it at the end!

 

A piano plays a melody causing the crowd to cheer. The lights go down in MSG, turning back on in tune with the melody. 

*"COME ON!"*

*BOOM~!*

Fireworks explode over the ring, due to the fact that the entrance is so short. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull begins playing. 

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 

COLE
And what better way to start off AngleSlam then with some Heat? 

The AngleSlam entrance doors slide open, and out charges Colombian Heat. The crowd gets louder. Heat carries the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt with his left hand. He jumps up and down to get the crowd more fired up then they are already. Heat then raises the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt over his head, and then slings the belt over his left shoulder. Colombian Heat raises his hands, acknowledging the fans, then points all over Madison Square Garden and begins his walk to the ring, slapping hands with the fans along the way. 

*DING DING DING*

MICHAEL BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the opening match here at OAOAST AngleSlam 2007 and is scheduled for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit. And it is for the One And Only AngleSault Thread Twenty-Four/Seven Championship. Introducing first, coming down the aisle. Originally from Bogotá, Colombia but now residing in Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 180 lbs. He is the reigning and defending One And Only AngleSault Thread Twenty-Four/Seven Champion of the worrrrrrlllllldddddddddddddddddddddddddd....COLOMBIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! 

Colombian Heat climbs up the ring steps and then hops into the ring. Heat gets on the second ring rope and raises the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt with his left hand, receiving cheers. Heat smiles a wide smile. He then heads on over to a second turnbuckle and raises the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt with his left hand, and does the "WESTSIIIIIIIDE" hand signal with his right hand, receiving more cheers. Heat gets off the second turnbuckle and calls for a microphone. 

COLE
We begin AngleSlam 2007 with a title match! And what a title match it should be! Colombian Heat to go head-to-head with James Riggs, a man who already has ONE victory over Colombian Heat, and has been on a roll since then! 

COACH
All the signs are pointing to a James Riggs victory! Colombian Heat has been made a victim, a fool of several times over the past month! From losing to Riggs on OAOAST Syndicated to getting his ass kicked after his rap concert. James Riggs has Colombian Heat's number tonight at AngleSlam!

COLE
We shall see, Coach. But I'm sure Colombian Heat is fired up for tonight. And I'm sure he won't go down without a fight! 

Colombian Heat grabs a microphone. 

COLOMBIAN HEAT
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! YO! 

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 

Colombian Heat looks at the crowd. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull dies down. 

HEAT
We is in tha Garden tonight! We is havin' ourselves a Garden party! And you know, Colombian Heat is gonna kick it, gonna set things off right herre in New York Ciz-zay! 

CHEAP POP! 

Colombian Heat slings the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt over his left shoulder. He smiles. 

HEAT
A'ight. A'ight. Now, when I say 'Is everrybody ready for AngleSlam 2007?' I want all of y'all to say 'Damn straight!'. A'ight? So...is everrybody ready for AngleSlam 2007? 

"DAMMMMMMMMNNNNNN STRAIGHT!"

The crowd cheers again! Colombian Heat nods his head. 

HEAT (CONT'D)
Dat's right. Dat's right. Well, since I's know tha answer to dat question, that means there's only one thing left to say: If all of y'all are ready to see me make James Riggs feel the Heat...then New York City, Madison Square Garden...make some noise UP IN THIS--

"BI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The crowd cheers loudly. A "HEAT!" chant breaks out. 

COLE
What an ovation for Colombian Heat here in Madison Square Garden. They're on their feet here in the Garden! 

HEAT
Ha! Ha! You know how we do! 

Colombian Heat puts the microphone away. Heat kisses the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt and hands it over to referee Nick Patrick. 

COACH
He just kissed that 24/7 Title goodbye! 

COLE
You don't know that for sure, Coach. The fans certainly believe in Heat tonight. 

COACH
That ovation he got will be the ONLY ovation he'll get tonight! JR Nation, get ready to celebrate! Your man's about to get a title in the OAOAST! 

Colombian Heat bounces off the ropes. He looks to the entrance and waits for James Riggs to come out. 

COLE
This will be the first time Colombian Heat defends the 24/7 Title, and he's got quite the opponent here tonight! 

COACH
About time too. He went over the 30-day limit. He should have been stripped of the Title! 

COLE
Oh will you stop?

"Dani California" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers starts playing. The crowd stands up and starts booing. The entrance doors slide open, and James Riggs steps out. Right behind him as always is his wife and manager, Staci. The boos get louder. Riggs has a cocky smile on his face as he laughs off the booing fans. Staci walks out in front of Riggs and leads Riggs to the ring.

BUFFER
And his opponent. The challenger. Accompanied to the ring by his wife and manager, Staci. From Torrence, California. Weighing in at 232 lbs. He is the self-proclaimed leader of JR Nation. JAMMMMMEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS RIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! 

James Riggs struts down the aisle, taunting some fans along the way. 

COLE
James Riggs has been in the OAOAST for only 10 months, but tonight, he looks to gain his first title in the company! 

COACH
James Riggs has everything going for him. Great looks, great talent, intelligence, a beautiful wife, and after tonight, a title to call his own. He is everything Colombian Heat is not, which is why he will defeat him tonight at AngleSlam. 

COLE
Riggs has been waiting for this match ever since he got a PINFALL victory over Colombian Heat last month on OAOAST Syndicated, which is how he got this 24/7 Title shot in the first place! It was his Rolling Koppou Kick that did Heat in last time, with a little help from Staci. And you can bet James Riggs hopes that Rolling Koppou Kick brings him the 24/7 Title tonight! 

Staci and JR climb the ring steps and stand on the ring apron. Colombian Heat eyes Riggs intensely. Staci sits on the middle rope, and opens them for JR to step through. Riggs outstretches his arms and then heads to a second turnbuckle where he pounds his chest twice with crossed arms, before cockily thrusting them into the air. White pyro shoots along the ring apron behind him ala Shawn Michaels, before meeting at the ring post which explodes into a golden shower of sparklers. 

COACH
Look at that entrance! THAT is the entrance of a champion! James Riggs is the uncrowned 24/7 Champion as far as I am concerned! 

COLE
Alot of people are predicting the same thing, Coach. There are many who feel this is James Riggs night! 

COACH
Those are some smart smart people then! 

Staci blows her husband a kiss as he gets off the second turnbuckle. Colombian Heat is at another turnbuckle corner and is staring at Riggs. "Dani California" continues playing as Staci removes James' long white/silver leather trenchcoat revealing his silver and black pants. She then takes off his sunglasses and places them on top of the long white/silver leather trenchcoat.   

COLE
It can be certainly argued that James Riggs has all the momentum leading up to this match. Let's recap what he's done in the past four weeks. He has defeated Colombian Heat in an one-on-one match. He took the mask of Colombian Heat's best friend, Spanish Fly, revealing his face to the world. And who could forget two weeks ago, when after Colombian Heat's rap performance, James Riggs appeared and SPEARED Colombian Heat, following that up by giving him the Rolling Koppou Kick on the stage, and busting him open? 

COACH
He ruined Colombian Heat's big night, and for that I'm thankful! In front of all those fans at The Aloha Stadium, James Riggs ruined the Colombian Heat Rap Concert! What a great moment in wrestling history! 

COLE
Colombian Heat hasn't forgotten about what James Riggs has done to him recently, I can tell you that much! He's looking for some payback, not just for him, but for Spanish Fly tonight here at AngleSlam!

COACH
Well, he's gonna choke. It's obvious to everyone that James Riggs is the superior athlete, and he will beat Colombian Heat tonight at AngleSlam! Remember, he did it once. He can do it again!

Staci kisses James on the lips and then says something to Colombian Heat before laughing. Riggs holds the ropes open for Staci to exit, carrying Riggs' sunglasses and leather trenchcoat. Riggs looks at her ass as she walks down the ring steps. JR then turns his attention to his opponent tonight, flashing a cocky smile. 

COLE
Boy does he look confident. 

COACH
He has every right to be. This is HIS night! I can feel it!

COLE
Several titles to be defended tonight at AngleSlam, including the World Heavyweight Title in the main event! 

Staci hands the leather trenchcoat and the sunglasses to a ringside attendant. Riggs and Colombian Heat mouth off to each other, with Riggs bouncing up and down in place while doing his trash talking. "Dani California" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers dies down. Colombian Heat exits the ring and heads to ringside where he puts the extra Colombian flag bandana he was wearing around the neck of a young fan. 

COLE
Awww, isn't that sweet? Colombian Heat loves the kids! 

COACH
No he doesn't. He just wants them to buy his merchandise! 

COLE
Oh come on! Can't Colombian Heat do something nice without there being an ulterior motive? 

COACH
Nope! Now, if it was James Riggs doing that, THEN it would be a different story! 

COLE
I think James Riggs would spit on a child before giving anything to one! 

COACH
Cole! That's a TERRIBLE thing to say! You know he could sue you for slander! 

COLE
Oh come on! 

Colombian Heat high fives the young fan and then returns to the ring. Heat stretches on the ropes. Nick Patrick raises the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt over his head to let the crowd know that this is a title match. He then hands the belt over to a ringside attendant. Nick Patrick then pats down Colombian Heat, and then James Riggs. 

COACH
Pat him down good, ref. Heat's a thug. He could have a gun or brass knucks somewhere on his body!

COLE
Coach, if anyone needs patting down it's Riggs. Although his weapon of choice might be on the outside!

COACH
Staci is a lady, not a weapon. Don't you treat her like an object!

COLE
That's rich coming from you!

COACH
Psh to you, Mikey Cole!

After the patting down is over with, Nick Patrick gives the two combatants some last minute instructions before finally calling for the bell. 

*DING DING DING*

[b]OPENING MATCH
OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP
COLOMBIAN HEAT (Champion) vs. JAMES RIGGS (Challenger with Staci)[/b]
The crowd pops for the bell ringing. Colombian Heat and James Riggs stare at each other from opposite corners of the ring. Heat looks serious, while Riggs has a cocky smirk on his face. Heat and Riggs walk away from the turnbuckles and circle each other in the ring.  

COLE
And here we go! The opening contest of AngleSlam 2007 is underway! The OAOAST 24/7 Title is on the line in what is most certainly the biggest match of James Riggs OAOAST career thus far! 

COACH
This is his night, Cole! 

COLE
20,000 plus are on hand! Madison Square Garden is sold out! And who knows how many millions of fans around the world are watching! And they're all ready for AngleSlam!

Colombian Heat and James Riggs lock up. Both men jockey for position, but then let go. They circle each other again. Riggs continues mouthing off to Heat. The two men lock up again. Colombian Heat grabs a headlock on Riggs! Heat cinches the hold tight. Riggs grabs at Heat's Colombian flag bandana to pull his head back. With his hand on the bandana, JR takes Colombian Heat into the ropes and shoves him off into the opposite ropes. Heat fires back with a shoulderblock, knocking JR down! Heat then bounces off the ropes, leaps over James Riggs, and then bounces off the opposite ropes. Riggs gets up, tries to give Heat a hiptoss, but Colombian Heat reverses, and gives Riggs a hiptoss of his own!

COLE
Colombian Heat is on fire as this match starts! 

COACH
Oy. Bad pun. 

James Riggs rolls out of the ring. He stops to take a breather. Colombian Heat meanwhile does a SHIMMY~! to pop the crowd! Staci quickly goes to her husband's aid. 

COLE
I don't think James Riggs expected Colombian Heat to be this ready for their match after what happened two weeks ago! 

COACH
Colombian Heat just got lucky is all! That surprised Riggs! But don't worry, Riggs is gonna come back! You'll see! He'll come back! 

Colombian Heat motions for Riggs to come back into the ring. Riggs points a menacingly finger at the current OAOAST 24/7 Champion. Staci tries to calm JR down by massaging his back and shoulders. 

COACH
Say Staci, I'm feeling a little tensed too. Mind if you massage me as well? 

COLE
She can't hear you, Coach. 

COACH
HEY STACI--

COLE
Quiet down! 

Heat continues motioning for JR to return to the ring. Riggs looks a little hesitant to get back in. But after some pushing from Staci, JR kisses Staci on the lips and slides back into the ring. 

COACH
There. NOW, the match can begin for real! 

Colombian Heat and James Riggs stare at each other again. They lock up. Colombian Heat grabs another headlock on JR. Riggs pulls on Heat's bandana once again, pulling his head back. Riggs uses the bandana to shove Colombian Heat into the ropes. But Heat is one step ahead of Riggs, running forward and using his legs to grab James Riggs' arms and roll him up with a crucifix pin! 

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KICK OUT!!!

COLE
The match almost ended right there! 

Riggs tries to attack Heat, but the Colombian superstar is one step ahead again, grabbing JR and bringing him down to the mat with another headlock! 

COACH
Damn it! Come on now! 

CH cinches the hold tight. Staci roots her husband on, but she's the only one doing so. James Riggs once again pulls on the front of Colombian Heat's bandana, pulling his head back. He pulls him back enough that Heat's head is now on the mat. Riggs uses this to his advantage, getting on his knees while still in the headlock. 

COACH
There we go. There we go! 

Riggs soon gets on his left knee. Colombian Heat decides to stand up while still applying the headlock. Riggs takes Heat to the ropes, and shoves him off into the opposite ropes. HOWEVER, Heat holds onto James Riggs' long blonde hair, and pulls himself back into another headlock, bringing the two of them onto the mat! 

COACH
Now wait a minute! He pulled his hair! Come on! That was unfair! 

COLE
Heat is just using his surroundings to his advantage. 

COACH
That's bull, Cole, and you know it! Colombian Heat, that low-life thug, was clearly cheating there! No hair-pulling is allowed in a match! Colombian Heat is clearly trying to get himself disqualified so that he can keep his Title!

COLE
I don't think Colombian Heat is thinking that far, Coach. 

COACH
You're right. He doesn't think. 

The referee does admonish Heat for the hair-pulling. Once he does that, JR once again grabs Heat's bandana, pulling his head onto the mat. Heat escapes and gets up, still applying the headlock on Riggs. Staci looks on as Riggs shoves Colombian Heat into the ropes and then shoves him off of them--only to get pulled back into the headlock when Colombian Heat grabs ahold of his blonde hair again! 

COACH
See! He did it again! I'm telling you! He's trying to get himself disqualified! 

COLE
Will you stop with that? He's trying to do no such thing! 

COACH
Yes he is! He's using the hair! He's cheating! That thug!

Heat cinches the headlock on tight. Riggs, like always, pulls Colombian Heat's bandana until Heat's head is on the mat. Heat stands up, still applying the headlock on Riggs. Riggs takes Heat into the ropes. There, Riggs knees Heat in the stomach! This gets a round of applause from Staci. 

COLE
James Riggs with some offense finally in this match! 

COACH
And it's only the beginning baby! Only the beginning! 

James Riggs punches Colombian Heat in the face. Riggs then grabs Heat's left arm, and gives him an Irish whip into the opposite ropes. Riggs goes for a clothesline. Heat ducks, bounces off the opposite ropes, leaps onto the second rope, and does a backflip, landing on the mat, grabbing Riggs in the process to give him a reverse DDT! 

COLE
Asai DDT from Colombian Heat! It could be all over! 

1...







2...








3-KICK OUT! 

COACH
Phew! 

Colombian Heat picks James Riggs up, and whips him into the ropes. He follows that up with an AJ Styles-like dropkick! Heat immediately stands up and bounces off the ropes again. This time he does the "Where The Hood At!?" (Rolling Thunder) onto Riggs! 

COLE
Colombian Heat not letting up! Here's the cover! 

ONE! 






TWO! 










KICK OUT!!!!

Colombian Heat stays on the mat, grabbing Riggs and applying a headlock on him! 

COLE
And back to the headlock goes Colombian Heat. 

COACH
Make sure he's not pulling any hair, ref! 

Staci is slapping the mat, trying to get her man back into the match. She paces back and forth at ringside. Heat cinches the headlock tight. Nick Patrick checks on Riggs. 

STACI
COME ON! COME ON! 

COACH
Yeah! Come on Riggs! Win it for your wifey!

Riggs pulls on Colombian Heat's bandana once again! He keeps doing this, standing up in the process while still trapped in the headlock. JR takes Heat into the ring ropes. There, he escapes the headlock, and fires off with a knife-edged chop across Heat's chest! 

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

COACH
I don't care if you're wearing a shirt like Heat, those chops STING! 

COLE
Indeed they do, Coach. And now, James Riggs is back on offense. 

Now a little more confident than before, James Riggs grabs Colombian Heat by his bandana and left arm and whips him into the ropes. Riggs tries for a clothesline, but Colombian Heat ducks, stops in his tracks, and nails Riggs with a spinning heel kick to a pop! Riggs gets right back up, so CH grabs JR and takes him over to a turnbuckle corner. Colombian Heat punches Riggs in the face several times, and then gives him a whip into the opposite turnbuckle--Riggs reverses--Colombian Heat hits the turnbuckle back-first HARD! Heat stumbles out of the turnbuckle and into a scoop and a slam from Riggs! Riggs goes to grab Heat's legs, but gets kicked off! Riggs gets right back up at the same time as Heat. Heat scoops Riggs up and gives him a slam HARD onto the mat! Heat goes to grab Riggs' legs, but gets kicked off! Riggs is up and punching Colombian Heat in the face! He gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. JR goes for a clothesline, but Heat ducks, grabs Riggs from behind, and nails him with the Gangsta Slam! 

COLE
Gangsta Slam from Colombian Heat! 

Heat goes for the cover! 1...2...KICK OUT! 

COLE
So far, the 24/7 Champion has had the advantage in this match-up! 

COACH
So? It's not how the match begins...it's how the match ENDS that counts! And this match WILL end with James Riggs holding the 24/7 Title belt! You can bank on that! 

Heat grabs Riggs, and gets scratched in the eyes! 

COACH
Yes! Ha! Ha! Way to go! 

COLE
James Riggs with an unfair tactic to gain the advantage! 

COACH
Hey, you do what you gotta do to win matches! 

COLE
But just a few moments ago you was complaining about Colombian Heat pulling James Riggs' hair! 

COACH
He was pulling his hair, not scratching his eyes. The hair is more important than the eyes!

COLE
Oh come on! 

Riggs bounces off the ropes and nails Heat with a shoulderblock, knocking him down to the mat! Riggs then stomps on Colombian Heat to Staci's delight.

STACI
That's right, baby! That's right! 

Riggs heads to a turnbuckle corner. He waits for Colombian Heat to get up. Once Colombian Heat is on his knees, Riggs charges forward and gives Colombian Heat a soccer-like kick to the stomach! 

COACH
Ooh! Look at that! A soccer kick to the soccer player! 

COLE
Colombian Heat did play soccer before his career in professional wrestling. 

COACH
And I bet Riggs' kick was better than any kick Colombian Heat ever threw! 

Staci applauds James for the kick. Colombian Heat is coughing now. Riggs eyes Colombian Heat with dangerous intent in a turnbuckle corner. 

COLE
Colombian Heat feeling the effects of that kick to the stomach from James Riggs! 

COACH
Come on! Come on! Come on Staci! Get Riggs motivated! Get him on the ball! Make sure he wins the 24/7 Title tonight! 

COLE
She can't hear you, Coach. 

COACH
She can. We have a telepathic connection. 

COLE
:huh: 

Staci looks on, nodding her head, as James Riggs sizes Colombian Heat up again. Once Heat is on his knees, Riggs charges forward, and nails Colombian Heat with another kick to the stomach! This time, the kick sends Colombian Heat out of the ring and onto the floor! 

COLE
Oh my! What a kick from James Riggs! The Champion is down! 

COACH
Oh! What a kick! What a beautiful kick from James Riggs! Now watch, Colombian Heat is probably going to take the countout victory!

Colombian Heat lies on the protective mats clutching his stomach in pain.

"LET'S GO HEAT!"
"LET'S GO HEAT!"
"LET'S GO HEAT!"
"LET'S GO HEAT!" 

COLE
20,000 fans are chanting 'Let's Go Heat!' It's quite obvious who they want to win tonight! 

COACH
Well, when James Riggs wins the 24/7 Title, JR Nation will be there right behind him celebrating. And right behind him because Riggs wants the spotlight all to himself.

COLE
Why am I not surprised? 

Nick Patrick is administering his 10 count. This causes JR to exit the ring and grab Colombian Heat. He stands him up...and then chops him across the chest, knocking him back down! 

COACH
Good gravy, that was a good chop! 

Riggs grabs Heat again and throws him back into the ring. 

COLE
James Riggs knows that he cannot win the Title via countout. He must either pin Colombian Heat or make him submit! 

COACH
And he's done one of those things before, Michael! 

COLE
Indeed he has, Coach. 

COACH
And he's gonna do it again or make Heat submit to the Crossface Chicken Wing tonight! Look at Heat! He's having trouble breathing! 

Indeed, Colombian Heat is coughing alot in the ring. James Riggs doesn't care though, sneering at his opponent. Riggs looks at Colombian Heat with utter disdain as he picks him up. Riggs grabs Heat's right arm and delivers an Irish whip into the ropes. Heat bounces off the ropes, into a BAAAACK Body Drop from James Riggs! However, Heat lands on the ring apron. Riggs goes for a shot, BLOCKED by Colombian Heat! Heat punches Riggs to the crowd's cheers, but Riggs blocks a punch and fires with one of his own! Riggs nails Colombian Heat with several punches to the temple, finishing off by taking a few steps back and charging forward, knocking Heat into the barricade! 

COLE
Oh! And Colombian Heat hits the barricade! 

COACH
Yes! Yes! Beautiful move by James Riggs! Absolutely beautiful! Can we see that again? 

The OAOAST Starbucks(TM) Double Shot Instant Replay shows Colombian Heat hitting the barricade from two different angles. 

COACH
Look at that! BAM! Colombian Heat knocked into the barricade! Look at that! And again! BAM! Knocked right into the barricade! Colombian Heat is out, Michael! He is out!

Referee Nick Patrick has begun his 10 count again. Colombian Heat is slumped over on the barricade breathing hard. Riggs exits the ring and grabs Colombian Heat, throwing him back into the ring. JR picks Heat up and goes for a punch. BLOCKED! Colombian Heat fires off with a forearm! Then another forearm! Then another forearm! Then another forearm! The forearm shots take James Riggs over to a turnbuckle, where Heat proceeds to continue laying in the forearm shots! 

COLE
Colombian Heat with those forearm shots to James Riggs' face! 

COACH
Careful! You're going to make Riggs as ugly as you are! 

CH whips JR into the opposite turnbuckle--Riggs reverses--Colombian Heat grabs the top rope just as Riggs charges forward. Heat lands behind Riggs, grabs him, turns him around so that they're both facing the ring, and quickly gives Riggs The Bong Hit~! 

COLE
The Bong Hit! The Bong Hit! Colombian Heat could have it! 

Heat covers Riggs with the excited crowd counting along. 

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RIGHT SHOULDER UP! 

COACH
Yes! 

COLE
That was not it! The match continues! 

COACH
Oh thank God! 

Staci wipes the sweat off of her forehead. Colombian Heat, meanwhile, grabs Riggs' by his long hair and picks him up. Only to get punched in the stomach in return. Riggs punches Heat again and again, until it is Heat bended over and not him. Riggs bounces off the ropes, and hits Heat with a clothesline, knocking him down to the mat! JR then goes back to stomping on Heat, drawing the ire of the crowd. Riggs responds by telling the crowd to "SHUT UP!" This doesn't help matters. Staci also says, "SHUT UP!", but gets rude comments in return. James Riggs picks up Colombian Heat and slams his face on the top turnbuckle pad. Heat falls to the mat, using the top ring rope to keep himself from falling completely onto the mat. Riggs picks Colombian Heat up again and sets him against the turnbuckle. 

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 

Colombian Heat walks on over to another turnbuckle. There, Riggs grabs him and goes for a snapmare. Heat won't budge, so Riggs grabs Heat by his left hand and whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Heat hits the turnbuckle back-first HARD! So hard, that he collapses onto the mat! 

COLE
Colombian Heat has a history of neck problems, and it looks like James Riggs is trying to add back problems to that list! 

Staci applauds James for that move. Nick Patrick checks on Colombian Heat. 

COACH
The ring shook with that move! The ring actually shook!

Riggs goes for the cover. 

COACH
New Champion! 

ONE! 


TWO!








KICK OUT! 

COLE
Not yet, Coach. Calm down. 

COACH
Rats!

James Riggs argues about the count to the referee. He then forgets about arguing and heads to a turnbuckle corner. There, Riggs waits for Colombian Heat to get up. 

COLE
What's Riggs going to do now? 

Once Colombian Heat sits up, Riggs charges forward, jumping up over Colombian Heat, grabbing his head in the process, and landing onto the mat, which causes Colombian Heat's head to snap down and back up! 

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 

COLE
What a move from James Riggs, shades of the legendary late great Curt Hennig!

Riggs goes for the cover. 

1......2......KICK OUT! 

COACH
I thought that was it! 

COLE
So did Staci. 

COACH
Wow! We have something in common! That's great! 

COLE
Oh will you stop? 

Riggs argues the count with the referee again. But Nick Patrick maintains it was a fair count.

COACH
No matter. The end is near for Colombian Heat's 24/7 Title reign! The end is near! I can feel it! 

COLE
Colombian Heat is in trouble now, this much is true! 

"HEAT!"
"HEAT!"
"HEAT!"
"HEAT!"

COLE
20,000 fans are chanting for Colombian Heat! 

COACH
Let 'em chant. It'll be all for naught soon! 

JR picks Colombian Heat up. He takes him into the ring ropes, where he whips him into the opposite ropes. Colombian Heat reverses! Heat puts his head down, so Riggs kicks Heat in the face! He follows that up with a dropkick, knocking Colombian Heat down onto the mat! The cover! It gets two! 

COLE
James Riggs doing everything he can to make sure he leaves Madison Square Garden the new OAOAST 24/7 Champion! 

COACH
That's right, baby! His time has arrived! James Riggs is getting the gold tonight, HA HA! 

Riggs punches Colombian Heat in the face on the mat. JR picks CH up and takes him over to a turnbuckle corner. Riggs grabs Heat in a facelock, puts Heat's left arm over his head, and then grabs his orange basketball shorts and lifts Colombian Heat up, sitting him on the top turnbuckle. Riggs climbs the second turnbuckle, grabs Colombian Heat in a facelock again, places Heat's left arm over his head, and grabs Heat's orange basketball shorts. NO! Colombian Heat slips out and punches Riggs from the top turnbuckle! The crowd comes alive! 

COLE
James Riggs is in trouble on the second turnbuckle! 

COACH
Look out, look out, look out! 

Riggs punches back! Heat punches back! Riggs punches back! Heat punches back! Riggs punches back! He punches again! And again! And again! Riggs grabs Heat in a facelock, places Heat's left arm over his head, and grabs Heat's orange basketball shorts. He then falls off the second turnbuckle...

SUPERPLEX!!!

Riggs rolls through so that he is on top of Colombian Heat! 

ONE! 



TWO! 












THREE!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

COLE
That wasn't it! That wasn't it! 

Riggs piefaces the referee! He does it again! And again! This causes the referee to stand up and yell at JR. The crowd cheers because of this. 

COLE
Riggs doesn't want to get disqualified! He won't win the 24/7 Title that way! 

COACH
Tell him to keep cool, Staci! Tell him to keep cool! The 24/7 Title is on the line here! Don't let him blow it! 

COLE
She can't hear you. 

COACH
She can sense my thoughts. 

COLE
What? 

Riggs mutters something naughty to the referee, something about his mama. Colombian Heat is already starting to get up, so James Riggs helps him by picking him up and taking him over to a turnbuckle corner. Riggs trash talks Colombian Heat, who is now feeling very fatigued. Riggs wipes the sweat off of his forehead and flicks it at Heat. James Riggs then slaps Colombian Heat right across the face! 

COLE
James Riggs is oozing with confidence now! 

COACH
A champion has a right to be confident! 

COLE
But he's not 24/7 Champion yet! 

COACH
*Yet* being the key word here! He will be, in only a few moments! He will! He will!

James Riggs slaps Colombian Heat across the face again! Riggs taunts the current OAOAST 24/7 Champion, telling him that the title is coming home with him tonight! 

JAMES RIGGS
THAT TITLE IS MINE! IT'S MINE! DO YOU HEAR THAT!? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!? THAT TITLE IS GOING TO BE MINE! I'M TAKING IT HOME WITH ME TONIGHT! YOU AREN'T! YOU'RE GOING DOWN, HEAT! I OWN YOUR ASS, HEAT!

Riggs simply throws Colombian Heat onto the mat by his head, HARD! 

COACH
James Riggs knows he can beat him! It's just a matter of time! He KNOWS this title is his, so he's relaxed a little. 

COLE
That might prove to be a fatal error, Coach. Anytime you have a chance to beat somebody, you do it, otherwise it might come back to haunt you for the rest of your life! 

COACH
And how many matches have you won? Thought so. 

"LET'S GO HEAT!"
"LET'S GO HEAT!"
"LET'S GO HEAT!"
"LET'S GO HEAT!"

Riggs picks Colombian Heat up. He gives him an Irish Whip into the ropes. Colombian Heat bounces off the ropes. Right into a sleeperhold from James Riggs! 

COLE
Sleeperhold! Sleeperhold on Colombian Heat!  

COACH
Goodnight! This match is over! We're going to have a new 24/7 Champion! Finally! 

Staci is squealing in delight. James Riggs has the sleeperhold locked on tight. Nick Patrick is checking on Heat. 

"LET'S GO HEAT!"
"LET'S GO HEAT!"
"LET'S GO HEAT!"
"LET'S GO HEAT!" 

Colombian Heat is on his knees now. He is flailing his arms around, desperately trying to grab something, anything. Riggs cinches the hold tight, taunting Heat while doing so. Nick Patrick is still checking on Colombian Heat. 

COACH
Look at him! He's fading fast! 

Indeed, Colombian Heat's eyes are only half open. Heat falls to the mat. The crowd is still chanting for Heat. Riggs mouths, "It's over! It's over!" Riggs falls to his knees still applying the sleeperhold. Riggs now has an evil smile on his face as Colombian Heat slumps down onto the mat. 

COLE
Colombian Heat trapped in the sleeperhold, and I don't know if he'll be able to escape this! We might possibly have a new 24/7 Champion tonight here at AngleSlam! 

COACH
We will, Michael! We will! 

Colombian Heat's eyes are closed. Staci is downright giddy, feeling that the end is near. Nick Patrick decides that now is the time to do the 3 count. He raises Colombian Heat's right arm. 

It falls. 

"ONE!"

COACH
Oh boy! Here we go! This is it! This is it! 

COLE
Colombian Heat a few seconds away from losing the OAOAST 24/7 Title! 

Nick Patrick raises Colombian Heat's right arm again. 

It falls. 

"TWO!" 

COACH
Yes! This is it! This is it! 

Staci is about ready to jump up and down in celebration. The crowd is anxious. James Riggs' smile gets bigger and bigger. He nods his head and laughs manically. Colombian Heat, groggy and in pain, is still locked in the sleeperhold. Nick Patrick raises Colombian Heat's right arm in the air. 

It stays up. 

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 

COACH
WHAT!? Oh no! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

The crowd comes alive again. Staci can't believe it. And neither can James Riggs, who is shaking his head! Colombian Heat is twirling his first finger. Heat starts shaking his fists. Riggs still can't believe it. 

COLE
It looks like Colombian Heat is making a comeback! 

COACH
Oh no! Oh no! Cinch up! Cinch up! 

Staci doesn't know what to do now. Heat sits up. The sleeperhold is still locked on. Colombian Heat gets on his left knee. Riggs is yelling, "NO!" Heat gets to a vertical base. James Riggs still has the sleeperhold applied. 

COLE
Colombian Heat is back up! 

Colombian Heat elbows Riggs in the stomach! He does it again! And again! And again! And again! Finally, Riggs lets go. Colombian Heat bounces off the ropes, wraps his legs around James Riggs' arms. 

COLE
Look at this! Another crucifix? 

James Riggs falls to the mat, crushing Colombian Heat in the process! 

COACH
Guess not. 

Riggs covers Colombian Heat by resting on top of him. He outstretches his arms while the referee counts. 

1...









2...












RIGHT SHOULDER UP! 

COACH
That was a fast count! 

COLE
No it wasn't! 

COACH
Yes it was! You need eyeglasses, Mikey Cole! 

Riggs can't believe that wasn't the finish either. 

COACH
This may be the worst officiating I've ever seen. 

COLE
Oh, will you stop?

Now James Riggs is breathing hard. JR takes a deep breath and picks Colombian Heat up by his head. He takes Heat over to a turnbuckle corner. 

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 

Suddenly, Colombian Heat gets a sudden burst of energy and grabs James Riggs, throwing him into the same turnbuckle corner! He then starts chopping him across the chest! 

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Colombian Heat unleashes a combination of chops and punches on James Riggs! 

COLE
Colombian Heat going to work on James Riggs! 

The crowd is starting to get hotter and hotter the longer Colombian Heat beats up James Riggs. Heat then switches to martial arts kicks all over James Riggs' body! 

COACH
Oh I am SOOO sure he learned that while in the ghetto! 

The martial arts kicks further weaken James Riggs. Heat finishes things up with a jumping back kick to Riggs' jaw! This causes Riggs to slump onto the bottom turnbuckle! 

"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 

COACH
Oh no. Oh God no. 

COLE
Heat is feeling it! New York City is feeling it! 

COACH
Not that stupid move again! 

James Riggs' head rests on the bottom turnbuckle pad. Colombian Heat looks at the crowd and smiles a wide smile. He nods his head. Heat yells out, "YEAH-UH~!" like he's Lil' Jon. Heat jogs on over to the opposite turnbuckle and sizes James Riggs up. Staci is shaking her head. 

COLE
Here it comes, Coach! 

COACH
Oh God!

Colombian Heat does the "low-rider" hand gesture, and then charges forward. 

Broncobuster! 

COLE
Broncobuster! Broncobuster on James Riggs! Broncobuster on James Riggs! 

The crowd goes wild! Colombian Heat gets off of James Riggs and does a SHIMMY~! to the crowd's delight. Staci acts like she's going to vomit. 

COACH
That move should be banned from professional wrestling forever! What does it even DO exactly!? What is it supposed to hurt!? 

COLE
It targets the throat. I think.

CH pulls JR up from the bottom turnbuckle. He then takes Riggs back to the turnbuckle, so that he can whip him into the opposite turnbuckle--NO--James reverses. Colombian Heat hits the turnbuckle back-first HARD! 

COLE
OH MY! What a shot! 

James Riggs heads to the opposite turnbuckle. 

COACH
He's going for it! He's going for the Rolling Koppou Kick! 

COLE
He might be, Coach! 

COACH
Not might, *is*! 

James Riggs charges at Colombian Heat, does a forward cartwheel, and then sends his right foot crashing into the skull of Colombian Heat--

NO!!!!

Colombian Heat moves out of the way, and James Riggs' right foot hits the turnbuckle! 

COLE
No! Colombian Heat escaped just in time! 

Riggs quickly pulls his right foot away from the turnbuckle. However, he walks right into a punch from Colombian Heat! Then another! And another! Colombian Heat DANCES~! And then punches James Riggs for a fourth time, knocking him down to the mat! 

COLE
Shake, Rattle, & Roll from Colombian Heat! 

Colombian Heat looks down at JR, and then bounces off the ropes, does a SHIMMY~!, and then drops a knee right onto the head of James Riggs! 

COLE
And he follows that up with a Shaky Leg Kneedrop!

Colombian Heat goes for the cover! It gets two! Heat picks James Riggs up. He punches Riggs in the face! He does it again! And again! The punches send JR into a turnbuckle corner. Heat grabs Riggs by his hair, and simply throws him onto the mat by his hair, HARD. Riggs goes flying all the way to the end of the ring where his crotch hits the ring post! 

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 

COLE
Good God! 

COACH
You MONSTER! You could have just destroyed James Riggs Jr.! I was never against abortion until now! 

Staci shrieked when James hit the ring post. Heat chuckles at Riggs' misfortune. Riggs still has his legs around the ring post. 

COLE
Riggs' might sound a little higher from now on! 

COACH
Don't make jokes at a time like this! James Riggs is in serious trouble now! REALLY big trouble! 

Staci checks on her man until Heat comes and drags Riggs away from the ring post by his long blonde hair. 

COLE
Colombian Heat is gaining confidence with each second that goes by! 

Colombian Heat hooks James Riggs up. Flatliner! 

COLE
Pimp Juice!  

Colombian Heat goes for the cover. 

1...2....KICK OUT! 

COLE
No! It wasn't three! The match must continue! 

COACH
Well, at least there's that! 

Heat is a little frustrated, but he strides on. Heat exits the ring and climbs the top rope. 

COLE
Heat is gonna fly. You know Colombian Heat is dangerous up on that top rope! 

COACH
Yes I know. Look out, Riggs! Look out! 

Colombian Heat is perched up on the top rope. He waits for James Riggs to get up. 

COLE
Riggs might be in big trouble when he gets up! 

COACH
Look out! Damn it! Can't he listen!? 

Heat is motioning for JR to get up. Riggs sits up. Riggs slowly gets on his left knee. 

HEAT
Come on fool! Get up! 

Staci is worried for her husband. Riggs is slowly getting to his feet. 

COACH
I can't bare to watch! 

COLE
Pipe down, Coach! 

James Riggs is up on his feet. He is a little dazed and confused though. So it's no surprise that Colombian Heat is able to jump off the top rope and nail James with a missile dropkick! The crowd cheers! 

COLE
Missile Dropkick from Colombian Heat! 

Colombian Heat sits up...and looks at his right hand. 

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 

COACH
Oh no. Not this too! 

Colombian Heat stares at his right hand. He acts as though he's mesmerized by it.

COLE
The thousands in attendance here in Madison Square Garden are on their feet! 

COACH
Gah! It's not even a wrestling move!

Colombian Heat is in a trance. He starts shaking his head. His right hand starts shaking. Heat is acting like he's in a seizure. Finally, Heat lets out a giant, "WASSSUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!?" and then does a Spinaroonie to a loud pop from the crowd! 

COLE
Spinaroonie! Spinaroonie! Spinaroonie from Colombian Heat! 

COACH
Oh! First the Broncobuster, and now this! 

Colombian Heat goes for the cover. 1...2...KICK OUT! 

COACH
Of course, you idiot! You spend all that time doing the Spinaroonie and that's what ya get! 

Heat slaps the mat in frustration, but he continues on. Heat picks James Riggs up. Heat then rolls him up! 

1...










2...










KICK OUT!!!!!!

COLE
That wasn't it either! 

Staci is now biting her well manicured nails. Heat takes a little breather, but then gets up. He picks James Riggs up. Heat then whips James Riggs into the ropes. Heat follows that up with a leg lariat! Colombian Heat then follows *that* up by running forward, leaping onto the second rope, and springboarding off of it to do a moonsault onto James Riggs! 

COLE
WESTSIIIIIIIDE Moonsault! The cover! 

ONE! 







TWO! 









KICK OUT!!!

COACH
No! No! No! No! No! He didn't get it! He didn't get it! 

COLE
But he was close though. 

COACH
Close doesn't count, though! Not in wrestling! 

Staci holds up two fingers to symbolize that it was a two count. 

COLE
Colombian Heat is trying to put James Riggs away, but Riggs will not give in just yet! 

COACH
That's because he has the heart of a champion, Michael! And champions never say die! 

Riggs and Heat are very tired now. Riggs sits up, so Colombian Heat grabs him by the hair and gives him a backbreaker! Heat then exits the ring and climbs the top rope once again. 

COLE
Heat going up one more time! 

Heat sets himself up on the top rope. He looks down at Riggs, looks at the fans, and then leaps off the top rope, coming down HARD on James Riggs with The Fatal Mistake (Lo' Down a.k.a. D'Lo Brown's version of the Frog Splash)!

COLE
The Fatal Mistake! Could this be it? 

Heat is already covering Riggs. 

1...



2....








3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!

KICK OUT!!!

The crowd thought that was the finish. But it wasn't. Now Colombian Heat is pissed off at Nick Patrick, and lets him know that fact by standing up and getting in his face. But the Senior Referee maintains that it was a two count and that's that. 

COACH
Look at that thug! Harassing that poor referee! 

COLE
James Riggs did the same thing earlier! 

COACH
He didn't get all up in his grill! 

COLE
He PIEFACED the guy! 

COACH
Do you know the type of person Colombian Heat is? He could be carrying a switchblade for all we know! 

COLE
Colombian Heat should focus on the match if he wants to keep his 24/7 Title! 

COACH
Well in that case, keep on harassing old what's-his-face over there!

The crowd boos thinking that was the finish. Colombian Heat continues arguing with the referee. Staci taunts Heat by holding two fingers up in the air. While Heat argues with Nick Patrick, James Riggs is busy getting up. Once he's at a vertical base, JR rushes towards Colombian Heat, shoves him into the ropes, and uses the momentum to roll him up! 

1...






2....








KICK OUT!!!

The kick out sends James Riggs through the second and third ropes onto the floor! 

COLE
James Riggs is out! 

COACH
Oh no! 

Colombian Heat exits the ring himself and picks James Riggs up. He punches Riggs in the face. Then, he grabs Riggs by his left arm and whips him into a ring post! Riggs goes flying out from the ring post onto the floor! 

COACH
Disqualify him! Disqualify him! 

COLE
But if he's disqualified, then James Riggs doesn't win the Title! 

COACH
Nevermind! Nevermind! 

Staci screams for her man, who lands right next to her. 

COLE
Both guys are showing the signs of this long match now! 

COACH
Why is Colombian Heat in such a hurry to get outside the ring anyway? If James Riggs gets counted out, he keeps the Title! 

COLE
Because Colombian Heat, unlike some people, doesn't want to take the easy way out! 

COACH
Who do you mean by 'some people'? 

COLE
You know who I mean! 

COACH
Oh will you stop!?

Staci checks on Riggs, but backs off as soon as Colombian Heat appears. Heat grabs Riggs by his hair and throws him back into the ring, stopping Nick Patrick's count at 6. Heat follows JR back into the ring. Colombian Heat is breathing hard, but James Riggs is slowly getting up. Once he's up, Riggs rests on the top ring rope...that is until Colombian Heat kicks his leg out from under his leg! (R.I.P. Owen Hart) 

COACH
Now come on! What was that for!? 

COLE
It's not illegal to do that, Coach! 

COACH
Well, it should be!

The crowd cheers. JR gets right back up, now clutching his left knee in pain. This causes him to collapse onto the mat. However, Riggs gets up, and walks with a limp...until Colombian Heat kicks his leg out from under him again! 

COACH
See! He did it again! Referee, stop him! 

Nick Patrick does admonish Heat for the kicks. Heat ignores the ref's orders though. Riggs is on the mat, using the ring ropes to pull himself back up. Suddenly, Staci appears on the ring apron! 

COLE
Oh look at this! Staci is on the ring apron! 

COACH
Yes! Do your thing, Staci! 

Colombian Heat turns his attention to James Riggs' wife and manager. Heat has a smile on his face as he walks on up to her. 

COACH
You get away from her, mister! 

Staci yells at Colombian Heat. Heat just laughs off the yelling. 

COLE
Uh-oh. Things could get ugly here. 

The crowd is buzzing in anticipation of what Heat's going to do. Staci continues yelling, with Heat just smiling. Finally, Staci SLAPS Colombian Heat--NO! Colombian Heat blocks the slap...and plants a big wet kiss on her lips! 

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 

COACH
What!? What!? What!? 

COLE
Whoa! Colombian Heat is kissing James Riggs' wife! He is kissing Staci! 

COACH
HE'S PUTTING HIS HANDS ON ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE! OR SHOULD I SAY, HIS LIPS ON ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE! 

Colombian Heat continues kissing Staci. Staci tries to fight off the kiss, but is unable to escape Heat's grasp! 

COACH
Get your filthy hands off her, Heat! 

COLE
Hey, it doesn't say it's illegal to kiss someone in a match! 

COACH
SHUT UP MICHAEL COLE, YOU'RE NOT HELPING! 

Finally, Heat stops kissing Staci. Staci looks HORRIFIED. Meanwhile, Colombian Heat is all smiles. He tells Staci, "I's hope youse enjoyed dat as much as I did!" This causes Staci to jump off the ring apron and spit out in disgust! She makes vomiting sounds on the outside as Colombian Heat looks on. Heat wipes his mouth and smiles a wide smile to the crowd's delight. 

COACH
James Riggs is never going to want to kiss Staci ever again! 

COLE
I think it would be an honor to be kissed by Colombian Heat! 

COACH
God, you are so gay. 

Colombian Heat plays to the crowd...until James Riggs attacks Colombian Heat from behind! Staci is still gagging on the outside. Riggs stomps on Colombian Heat repeatedly as the crowd boos! 

COLE
And James Riggs has come back in this match! 

COACH
Yes! Yes! That'll teach you to mess with another man's wife! 

Riggs stomps Colombian Heat again and again on the mat. Riggs picks Colombian Heat up. JR gives the dazed and confused Colombian an Irish Whip into the ropes. He follows that up with a SPEAR~!

COLE
Spear! Spear! Spear on Colombian Heat by James Riggs! 

COACH
Just like he did at The Aloha Stadium two weeks ago! 

COLE
That's right! Colombian Heat has experienced that move before!  

Riggs gets right back up and taunts Colombian Heat. He yells at Heat about kissing Staci, and then yells out to the crowd, "HE'S FINISHED!"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

JR heads to a turnbuckle corner and waits for Heat to get up. Heat has rolled over near the ropes.  

COLE
And it looks like James Riggs is going for the finish here! He's going to go for the Rolling Koppou Kick! 

COACH
Yes! Here we go! The crowning of a new 24/7 Champion is about to take place! 

COLE
Colombian Heat could be in danger of losing his 24/7 Title right now! 

Riggs eyes Heat intensely from the turnbuckle corner. The crowd is booing loudly. Staci is still gagging. Colombian Heat is using the middle rope to pull himself up. 

COACH
Get ready JR Nation! Your man is about to add his first OAOAST title to his collection! 

COLE
Colombian Heat has no idea what is coming for him! He has gone down to this move before, and he might be going down to it again! 

COACH
First on OAOAST Syndicated, then on HeldDOWN~!, and now tonight at AngleSlam! 

COLE
James Riggs is stalking his prey. He is ready to put the finishing touches on this match!

Riggs is motioning for Heat to get up. Colombian Heat is on his knees. He is using the second rope to pull himself to his left knee. The crowd gets louder in their booing. Riggs cracks an evil smile. Staci is watching, and she too cracks an evil smile. 

COLE
Colombian Heat is in a bad way here! The momentum James Riggs has had since July could carry on here tonight to a 24/7 Title victory! 

COACH
Finally! Colombian Heat's first 24/7 Title defense will be his LAST 24/7 Title defense! Yes! 

Colombian Heat uses the top ring rope to pull himself up to his feet. Riggs is getting antsy waiting for Colombian Heat to get to his feet. He is practically foaming at the mouth by now. Staci nods her head with an evil smile on her pretty face. The crowd boos. Colombian Heat uses the referee's shirt to keep him balanced. 

COACH
This is it! This is it! This is it right here! It's over! It's all over! 

COLE
Colombian Heat better watch out! He could lose his Title right here! 

Suddenly, the crowd comes alive! Because SPANISH FLY is running down the aisle with a steel chair in his right hand! 

COLE
Hey! Wait a minute! 

COACH
What's that little pipsqueak doing here!? 

The now maskless Spanish Fly, wearing a white hoodie with SPANISH FLY written on the front in black "gangsta" letters, white sweat pants with 619 written vertically down the left leg in black "gangsta" style, and white wrestling boots, hops onto the ring apron and swings his steel chair, hitting James Riggs in the back with it! 

COACH
WHAT!? 

COLE
THAT'S for taking his mask away! 

COACH
He can't do that! That little bastard can't do that! 

COLE
Well, he just did, Coach! 

COACH
DAMNIT! SOMEBODY STOP HIM! 

The crowd is going nuts! Nick Patrick didn't see the chairshot since Heat was holding onto the referee's shirt! Spanish Fly stays at ringside, but throws the steel chair aside. James Riggs stumbles out from the turnbuckle in pain. Colombian Heat grabs him and hooks him up. The crowd cheers louder. Colombian Heat scoops James Riggs up, and lifts Riggs up high into the air! 

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

COLE
He's got him up! He's got him up! 

COACH
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! 

COLE
Could it be!? Could it be!? 

COACH
NO! 

Colombian Heat has James Riggs up right where he wants him. Heat looks at Riggs, looks at the mat, looks at the crowd, and then smiles. Spanish Fly is nodding his head, while Staci is shaking hers. Colombian Heat drops down to the mat, giving James Riggs the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

COLE
Colombian Necktie! Colombian Necktie on James Riggs! 

COACH
No! 

COLE
Could Heat have him!? 

COACH
No! 

Colombian Heat covers James Riggs, hooking his left leg. Riggs is knocked out! Spanish Fly is ready to jump up and down, while Staci is near tears. Referee Nick Patrick makes the count with the crowd counting along. 

1...











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2 1/2






















2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999







3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DING DING DING* (19:32)

[b]"YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"[/b]

COLE
Heat retains the Title! Heat retains the 24/7 Title! 

Colombian Heat lets out a mighty yell as "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull starts playing. Staci stands on the outside crestfallen, while Spanish Fly is jumping up and down in celebration. 

BUFFER
Here is your winner...and STILL One And Only AngleSault Thread Twenty-Four/Seven Champion...COLOMBIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Nick Patrick hands the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt to Colombian Heat. Heat clutches the belt with both hands and says thanks to God. Nick Patrick raises Heat's hands in victory. James Riggs lies on the mat in defeat. 

COLE
A hard fought victory for Colombian Heat as we kick off AngleSlam here in Madison Square Garden! 

COACH
Colombian Heat cheated to get this victory! 

COLE
He did not! 

COACH
Yes he did! Colombian Heat used Spanish Fly to gain the victory! Spanish Fly used that steel chair on James Riggs! James Riggs would be the 24/7 Champion right now if it weren't for Spanish Fly! 

COLE
Colombian Heat had no idea Spanish Fly was going to come out here! 

COACH
If he didn't, then why did he hold the referee's shirt doing the time Spanish Fly came out here!?

COLE
That was just a coincidence! 

COACH
Coincidence my black ass! That was cheating, plain and simple! 

COLE
I guess you can say it was cheating a little bit--

COACH
A LITTLE BIT!? Colombian Heat is the 24/7 Champion right now because of a Spanish Fly CHAIRSHOT! A CHAIRSHOT! A FREAKING CHAIRSHOT! WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED!? Colombian Heat is a thug! He's a low-life! He's a thug! And he doesn't DESERVE to wear the 24/7 Title! That belt belongs to James Riggs! James Riggs is the uncrowned Champion as far as I'm concerned! 

COLE
Wow. You really are pissed aren't you? 

COACH
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M PISSED!

Colombian Heat gets up and kisses the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt. Heat raises the belt with his left hand as "Gasolina (Remix)" continues playing. James Riggs rolls out of the ring and is checked on by Staci. 

COLE
What a match we have just witnessed! What a way to start off AngleSlam 2007! 

COACH
Yeah, it was a good match, just with a rotten ending! 

COLE
You still upset?

COACH
OF COURSE I AM! This was to be James Riggs night! His first title reign in the OAOAST! But then that little pipsqueak, that freaking midget, a MIDGET ruined his night! Spanish Fly and Colombian Heat should be ashamed of themselves! 

COLE
There's nothing you can do, Coach. The referee's decision is final. Colombian Heat is still the OAOAST 24/7 Champion!

COACH
And that just makes me sick! 

Colombian Heat does a SHIMMY~! to the crowd's delight. Spanish Fly slides into the ring with the steel chair in his left hand. Heat sees Fly, and sees the chair, and laughs it up, before embracing Spanish Fly in the middle of the ring. 

COLE
Spanish Fly got some payback of his own for James Riggs taking his mask! 

COACH
By using a steel chair! Isn't that against everything he supposedly stands for? The man's a hypocrite! He says one thing, and does something else! Kids look up to this guy! And he let them down! He let them all down! 

COLE
Coach, let's not take it too far--

COACH
I am taking it as far as I can go! This is a miscarriage of justice! James Riggs should be the 24/7 Champion right now! But that damn Spanish Fly butted in, and now we have to deal with *THIS* for another day! This world is unfair! 

COLE
Well, who said life was fair? 

COACH
This is a horrible scene! 

Colombian Heat puts his left arm around Spanish Fly's shoulders. Both men are smiling wide smiles. Heat raises the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt with his right hand. The crowd cheers loudly. Heat high fives his best friend, and then raises the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt over his head. He parades around the ring with the belt over his head, bobbing his head to the beat of his entrance song. James Riggs and Staci walk back to the entrance, crushed at James' defeat. Colombian Heat gets on a second turnbuckle and raises the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt with his right hand, while throwing up the "W" with his left hand. 

COLE
Let's take a look at the replay. 

COACH
Do we have to? 

COLE
Yes. 

The OAOAST AngleSlam 2007 logo flashes across the screen. Cut to the ending of the Colombian Heat/James Riggs match. 

COACH
Awww geeze. So, James Riggs had the victory. He had the match won. This was HIS match for the taking. He was going to win. When that little runt, that little midget. That shaved Ewok, that annoying bug, ran out, and BLASTED JR with a chair! And then Colombian Heat *just so happened* to be around to give JR the Colombian Necktie! He went for the cover. 1! 2! 3! Your winner, the CHEATER, Colombian HACK! 

COLE
You're really not going to let this go, aren't you? 

COACH
No I am not! Colombian Heat cheated to win the 24/7 Title, and he cheated again tonight to retain it! Colombian Heat does not deserve to be the 24/7 Champion! He DOES NOT DESERVE ANY TITLES IN THE OAOAST! 

COLE
Colombian Heat is holding a title right now, Coach. 

COACH
AND I HATE IT! 

Colombian Heat is off the turnbuckle and is still playing to the crowd along with Spanish Fly. Fly and Heat bob their heads to the beat of Colombian Heat's entrance song as the crowd continues cheering. Fly does a SHIMMY~! of his own. Heat and Fly high five again and embrace. 

COLE
Well, the fact is, Colombian Heat, after a hard fought victory--

COACH
HA!

COLE
has retained the OAOAST 24/7 Championship! We begin AngleSlam with one Champion retaining his Title. Is that an omen for the rest of the night? We'll find out as we're just getting started! Colombian Heat kicks off AngleSlam with a HUGE victory! Damn straight!

COACH
CHEATER! 

Colombian Heat gets on a second turnbuckle and raises the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt with his left hand, and throws up the "W" with his right hand. He smiles a wide smile while the crowd cheers and Spanish Fly applauds him. Colombian Heat yells out, "YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" as "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull has to be restarted.

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