Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2007 (edited) BUFFER The following contest, one fall with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, in the corner to my left, the meanest, baddest hombres in el mundo…LOS CONQUISADOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSSSS! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Fuming over yet another jobber entrance, Uno and Dos turn their backs to the camera in protest. [COLOR=red]*WHIIIR!* *WHIIIR!*[/COLOR] Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I've got a bad case of lovin' you Young girls and women alike are sent into a frenzy upon the arrival of TV’s hottest doctors. BUFFER And their opponents, from the Windy City, total combine weight 456 pounds...DR. MAX ANDERSON and DR. STEVEN PIGLEY... THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" The Doctors of Doctornomics hop onto the apron and give their adoring fans a big thumbs up prior to stripping off their lab coats, possibly inducing early labor for some women with their gyrations! COLE A quick reminder, fans. You can catch the encore presentation of Angleslam all this week on pay-per-view and I highly suggest that you do, even if you saw it live Sunday night. One of the most amazing nights I’ve ever been apart of, Coach. COACH No argument from me. Angleslam lived up to the hype. And how great is it to see The Love Doctors back in the ring, huh, Cole? It’s gotta feel good to fight something other than a malpractice lawsuit. COLE Will you stop! * DINGDINGDING * Uno and Dr. Max Anderson circle around before leaning in to lockup, and Anderson quickly snaps him over with a beautifully executed arm drag, followed by a hip toss. The Wild Chicano wanders to his feet and into a side headlock takeover… SHOULDER UP! …and almost gets himself pinned! He returns to a vertical base and brushes Dr. Max against the ropes, allowing for a blind tag on the part of the Love Doctors. Uno sends Anderson in for the ride, setting low for a backdrop...but Max leapfrogs over the top and dropkicks him flush in the jaw after Dr. Steven delivers an inverted atomic drop! “YYEEEAAAHHHH!” COLE The Lovematic Grampa! How long has it been since we’ve seen that? ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Pigley tries to reel in the Wild Chicano, but Uno slips past his grasp and tags out. Enter Dos, who struts up to the good doctor while still wearing his oversized fur pimp hat. After some harsh words are exchanged the two lock horns… * OOF * …and Dos bends Steven over with a knee to the breadbasket! “BOOOOOOOOOOO!” COACH The crowd doesn’t like but screw them. Shaking hands with the public and kissing babies doesn’t guarantee victory. Dr. Steven is clubbed across the shoulder blades and falls on all fours. The evil geniuses that they are, Los Conquistadors concoct a scheme where they bait Dr. Max inside and pummel his partner with successive double axe handle smashes ala Demolition. COLE It’s times like this I wish there was a second referee present to prevent that kind of nonsense. Every other major professional sport utilizes a multiple referee crew, why not professional wrestling? COACH What’s next -- instant replay? Quit whining, Cole. Cheating is an art form. Only the best know how to get away with it. Pigley is brought to his feet and hammered by a series of trapping head butts, then swung over with a vicious neck breaker! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Following a tag, Uno slams Dr. Steven near the corner and climbs backwards, or from the inside rather than out, onto the top rope. COLE Uh-oh. Big trouble here. Uno raises his gloved fist and leaps off… “OOOOOOOOOOHHHH!” …AND WIPES OUT ON A SENTON SPLASH! Dr. Pigley shakes off the cobwebs and… “YYEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHH!” …makes the tag! Dr. Max Anderson comes in a house afire, rattling the Wild Chicano with a series of Kobashi spinning backfists and a big-time baaaaack body drop! Then he catches Dos trying to sneak up on him with a hard right square between the eyes and holds him up in a bear hug as Dr. Steven adjusts his elbow pad and charges off the ropes with a clothesline! COLE Defibrillator! Pigley returns the favor, placing Uno in a bear hug as Anderson performs a TOP ROPE SEATED SENTON that brings the fans out of their seats! COLE Guerney To The Center Of The Earth! That'll do it! ONE... TWO... THREE!!! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners...THE LOVE DOCTORS! Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad-- Debt problem apparently, as the Enterprise personal debt collector, the Certified Public Ass-kicker himself, CPA blindsides Dr. Max with a MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE, which he follows with a jaw shattering BIG BOOT to Dr. Steven! COACH I take back what I said earlier, Cole. This is much worse than a malpractice suit. COLE What did The Love Doctors do to deserve this? “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The man who financed the operation, THEODORE MONEYMAKER, scrolls to the ring with a wide grin on his face. From the apron he watches as CPA gives Doctors Max and Steven a FRONT SPINEBUSTER and DOMINATOR, respectively. * DINGDINGDINGDINGDING * COLE Come on, damnit! Somebody’s gotta go in there and stop this! COACH I don’t blame the officials for not wanting to get involved. Not when you have CPA standing there waiting. Moneymaker approaches The Love Doctors and stuffs a $100...NO, he thinks better of it and COVERS THEIR EYES with a pair of NICKELS and DIMES, and then SLAPS them with a HEAVY WAD OF CASH! MONEYMAKER :lol: COLE Moneymaker's Enterprise gets embarrassed at Angleslam and this is how he reacts? Despicable! Edited August 31, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
