Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Had no intention of writing a match this week, but this came about pretty quickly. James Brown‘s “Living in America” plays the flag waving All-American Boys to the ring. BUFFER The following contest on HeldDOWN~!, tag team action scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave…FREEDOM and LIBERTY…THE ALL-AMERICAN BOYS!! “YYEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!” COLE How about that, Coach? We now know the names of these masked patriots. Freedom and Liberty. I love it. COACH Especially in airport restrooms! “Money Talks” by AC/DC hits and the crowd immediately begins to direct its venom towards the two guys, a girl and a briefcase. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by their Chief Financial Officer MACKENZIE DECENZO, representing the Enterprise, the former One & Only World tag team champions…THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Theodore laughs manically as he climbs up the steel steps flashing the universal sign of money (fingers). Inside, Mackenzie helps CW remove his red jacket, revealing a physique that would pass any Wellness Policy in the world (because he‘s The Natural, silly). COLE Here are the men who will square off against The Love Doctors at Zero Hour. With more on that, The Love Doctors have these pre-recorded comments. * SWOOSH * The Love Doctors appear in a small box at the upper left hand corner of the screen in their scrubs and lab coats. DR. MAX Money may be able to buy a lot of things, but one thing it can’t buy is our obligation to the patients of Windy City Hospital and fans around the world. DR. STEVEN Theodore Moneymaker, Christian Wright, you guys go on and on about the power of money, claiming how easy it would be to destroy us personally and professionally. Sunday night, September 30th you’ll have the opportunity to put your money where your mouth is. But I can promise you this right now: it won’t be easy as you think. * SWOOSH * COLE Strong words from The Love Doctors, who picked up a huge win over the Heavenly Rockers last week on the program. COACH Thanks to a little help from the Angels of Death. I bet they got free gynecological exams in exchange. * DINGDINGDING * Christian Wright and Freedom begin with a collar-and-elbow tie-up, and Wright plants the tip of the boot into the midsection of Freedom, doubling him over, then snaps his head straight back with a hard European uppercut. CW chops the masked patriot against the ropes and tags in Theodore Moneymaker after an Irish whip. The Billion Dollar Heir follows up a well placed forearm to the gut with a BILLION $ KNEELIFT! COLE Beautifully executed. MACKIE :) COACH Speaking of beautiful, Mackenzie DeCenzo loves what she’s seeing. Her tandem looking sharp going into Zero Hour, Sunday night, September 30th live on pay-per-view. Rather than go for the pin Theodore slams Freedom near his corner and allows him to make the tag. As Liberty steps through the ropes, Moneymaker clubs him across the shoulders and snap mares him over to the mat, dropping A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS onto his face! But the Billion Dollar Heir goes to the well one too many times, driving his fist into the canvas on a second attempt. He whipped in and back dropped, then brought to the mat in a side headlock. Moneymaker refuses to stay on the ground for long, immediately returning to a vertical base. Without delay he shoots Liberty into the Enterprise side of the ring, where Christian Wright delivers a knee to the spine of the back! COACH It’s the little things Wright and Moneymaker do right, Cole. They’re by far the smartest tag team in wrestling today. Not to mention the richest! CW drapes Liberty across his shoulders and tumbles forward, crashing all his weight onto the proud American with the BANK ROLL! Then he pops to his feet and SPEARS Freedom off the apron! “OH!” Wright’s next act of business is to elevate Liberty for a suplex, only to drop him flat on his face! COLE Stockmarket Crash! And that’ll do it. ONE… TWO… THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners, THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT! COLE Impressive outing for the Enterprise. What a match it should be at Zero Hour between them and The Love Doctors. Mackie raises her team’s hands in victory. Highlights of the match are replayed , freezing on the aforementioned shot of the Enterprise celebrating their win before going to… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
