Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2007 [i][size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team attraction is scheduled for one fall. Now playing, COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents the “GREATEST rock 'n' wrestling band of AAAAALLLL-time“...THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS! Ethic slurs and a chorus of boos greet the aforementioned trio, including a purse-swinging granny who manages to knock the cowboy hat off Col. Abdullah’s head! COACH Talk about walking into hostile territory. The Colonel may need to hire the services of CPA before the night is done, Cole. COLE There might not be much left of the Heavenly Rockers once Holly and Melody are through with them. "Another Body Murdered" kicks up and the Angels of Death turn it up a notch, bursting onto the stage to a thunderous ovation. BUFFER Their opponents, who tonight are fighting for their honor and pride, MELODY NERDLY and HOLLY-WOOD…THE ANGELS OF DEATH~!! “YYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Holly and Melody go around the ring slapping hands and talking trash. Then, as the girls round the corner to climb the steel steps… * BOOM * …Col. Abdullah CLOBBERS HOLLY ACROSS THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” MELODY :o COLE That no good, dirty rotten son of a…! How could he do such a thing? The man has no morals! COACH Hey, if you want to fight with the men, expect to be treated like one. The ringside area becomes swamped with officials and EMTs. Col. Abdullah orders his team to destroy Melody as Holly is loaded onto a stretcher. Logan Mann is happy to oblige, grabbing an unsuspecting Melody Nerdly by her hair and drags the blonde beauty inside, knocking her unconscious with a WICKED LEFT HOOK~! COLE Oh, no! COACH She’s out and out cold, Cole. The match was over before it even begun. All Logan’s got to do is cover her and it’s off to the showers. * DINGDINGDING * The Heavenly Rockers have other ideas in mind, however, as the bell official sounds. At the Colonel‘s urging, Synth and Logan punish Melody some more. Mann smacks Melody around to wake her, and then stomps her hard in the chest! The men from Sin City make a tag and suplex Melody, which Synth follows with a SECOND ROPE ELBOW DROP! ONE… TWO… NO! Synth lifts Melody’s head off the canvas and slams her in the center. Logan is tagged in and he comes off the top with a DOUBLE KNEEDROP ONTO THE HEART OF MELODY! ONE… TWO… But only two, as the Heavenly Rockers once again break their own pin! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE The fans are livid and I don’t blame them. What’s going on right now is sickening. I strongly urge referee Charles Robinson to stop the damn match. Another tag is made and Logan power bombs Melody as Synth descends from the heavens with a leg drop! COACH Electric Melody! A perfect way to cap the night. ONE… TWO… “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The crowd is damn near ready to riot, figuratively speaking of course, as Synth decides to roll off and tag out. Just when all seems lost… ABDULLAH :huh: “YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” …HOLLY-WOOD reappears with OAOAST officials begging her to return backstage. COLE Holly’s come to even the odds! COACH She’s in no condition to wrestle, Cole. It’d be morally wrong to let her compete. COLE Since when did you start giving a damn about morality? It’s her choice. Holly’s pent up her frustration with Logan long enough, and she gets to help her friend in the process. Set-up for a double Percussion DDT, Melody falls to her knees and delivers a pair of desperation LOW BLOWS as everyone is too busy staring at Holly! COACH That’s a disqualification! Robinson wasn’t out of position, he’s playing favorites! With the crowd behind her, Melody weakly crawls to her corner… “YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” …and makes the tag, but Charles Robinson is distracted by Logan‘s cry for help. Of course it’s all a ruse to prevent the referee from seeing the tag. As the referee tends to Logan, Holly stuns fans worldwide by DDT’ing Melody! * COLLECTIVE GASP * COLE What the hell?! No! Holly exits as Logan leaps to his feet and places one foot on Melody‘s chest. COACH Oh, my God, Cole, it’s a miracle! Not only did Holly see the light, but Logan was healed! ONE… TWO… THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, the greatest rock ‘n’ wrestling band of AAAAALLLL-time...THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS!! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Disgusted by the shocking turn of events, fans bombard the ring with debris as Holly-Wood assaults Melody. COLE Holly, you were supposed to be her friend! How could you!? PERCUSSION DDT leaves Melody flat on her stomach. Then Holly comes face to face with her estranged husband Logan Mann…and the two HUG! COACH What a Kodak moment, Cole. Husband and wife together again. Randy Savage and Elizabeth got nothing on Lolly. I’m starting to tear up. COLE I want to throw up. A 4 on 1 beat down ensues until [b][color="#FF00FF"]LOS DIABLOS DE FUEGO[/color][/b] make the save with the aid of a pitchfork and rhinestone belt. Words are exchanged but not much else as OAOAST officials do an excellent job defusing the situation, escorting the Heavenly Rockers backstage. COLE We haven’t seen Los Diablos since they were assaulted by the Heavenly Rockers weeks ago. Thank God for them or this could have turned ugly fast. But it all makes sense now -- Holly refusing to train for the match, saying she gets everything she wants no matter what. Like the Heavenly Rockers were of the Lone Star Gunslingers popularity, Holly-Wood was jealous of Melody. She must’ve concocted this whole scheme. COACH Jealous? You got to be kidding me! Melody was a hanger-on. She must’ve drove Holly crazy with her geeky attitude. COLE Melody’s a unique taste, no doubt about it, but she didn’t deserve this. Holly’s shown her true colors and its bitch yellow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2007 fuck is wrong wit you? this weeks hd aint even up. dont like you turning your shit in early like this. makes the rest of us look like some simple lames. fools who cant get they shit in order. bros over hos, my nig. i cant fucks w/this movement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
