Storm Predictions

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Johnny Rotten

* Thoth.  Very painfully, probably.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Durandal © vs. Chris Raynor

* Hmm...this is interesting.  On account of ring rust alone, I'm going to give this to Fleshandal, though I want to see a rematch, preferably with a nasty stipulation.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mercury vs. Xero

* Hopefully Merc is back for a while and to write, because if he is, he could make an impact.  I'll give this to him, but Xero's focused and ready to go.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson & Stryke © vs. Longdogger Pete & Ash Ketchum

* Phil Mickelson and Sergio Garcia, cuz this is gonna be the only big title they win for a verrrry long time.

 

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred vs. Fallout  

* This is just a lot of fun.  Edwin's been busy and life-living lately, but he isn't going to pass up this fun.  Sacred seems pissed and gunnin' for some blood, and Fallout's always a sensible choice.  I'm going to, by a hair, give this to the champeen in his first real test.

[Guest chirs3]

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Johnny Rotten

 

---> Sorry, I've gotta give the edge to Thoth.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Durandal © vs. Chris Raynor

 

---> If my freakin' computer hadn't freakin' melted, I coulda freakin' been the US champ all-freakin-ready. Durandal to clean my clock.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mercury vs. Xero

 

---> Murky.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson & Stryke © vs. Longdogger Pete & Ash Ketchum

 

---> Phil who? I'm rooting for Doggy and Ash, but I dunno if they can take Meat Festival 2.0

 

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred vs. Fallout  

 

---> *drools* Go Edwin!

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson & Stryke © vs. Longdogger Pete & Ash Ketchum

* Phil Mickelson and Sergio Garcia, cuz this is gonna be the only big title they win for a verrrry long time.

 

Huh?

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Phil Mickelson and Sergio Garcia are great golfers, but since Tiger is around, there never gonna win anything big, so I decided to give them the tag titles.

 

Tis all, and away I go...

[Guest midnight_burn]

Predictions from the crappest double-champ in history.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Johnny Rotten

-> The recently returned Thoth to get the win, though Rotten's certainly capable of victory here.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Durandal © vs. Chris Raynor

-> This should be good, i'll go with Raynor to become the new US champ.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mercury vs. Xero

-> Methinks Mercury can take this one.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson & Stryke © vs. Longdogger Pete & Ash Ketchum

-> I suck lots, so probably the former XF9'ers.

 

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred vs. Fallout  

-> I'll go with Fallout to pick up the big win.

[Guest Ace309]

SINGLES MATCH - Thoth vs. Johnny Rotten

- Thoth, with a finish involving Rotten's throat being slit.

 

US TITLE MATCH - Durandal © vs. Chris Raynor

- No prediction, because I'm wishy-washy like that.

 

SINGLES MATCH - Mercury vs. Xero

- I like Xero. I don't know Mercury. Hence, Xero.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH - Chris Wilson & Stryke © vs. Longdogger Pete & Ash Ketchum

- Wilson and Stryke are on too big a roll.

 

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred vs. Fallout

- Well, Edwin's the champion and it's non-title, so he can't win. Sacred seems burnt out and generally disgusted with the fed, which means he'll either write something amazing or something burnt out. As much as I like Fallout, I'm pulling for Sacred here.

[Guest Insanityman]

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Johnny Rotten

~Thoth.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Durandal © vs. Chris Raynor

~Durandal, since Chris is probably rusty.

SINGLES MATCH

Mercury vs. Xero

~I want to see a Merc vs Rotten re-match to make up for the tape. Flip a coin again.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson & Stryke © vs. Longdogger Pete & Ash Ketchum

~Champs to -possibly- retain.

 

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred vs. Fallout  

~ Sacred if he decides to show us all wrong and stuff... but then again Edwin is the champ. Flip a coin.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Let's rock it daddy mac style!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Johnny Rotten

-Is Rotten even here?  Yeah, I'm the leader of his stable, but last I knew he was drifting in time-space.  Thoth frog blasts his wuss-ass ventcore.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Durandal © vs. Chris Raynor

-The ventcore continues to go AWOL as C.H.R.I.S. says "I'm out of ammo!" and Durandal rolls over him like a truck.  However, my returnin' buddy puts little spikies out, so the Duratires deflate...okay, what I'm basically saying is: I don't really know.  Durandal to retain and set up a rematch down the line is the best I can give ya.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mercury vs. Xero

-If Merc's back in full effect, he takes it with a cinch.  Note to those who are unfamiliar: Merc back in full effect = really, really damn good.  It's a state that has been rarely reached despite his many tenures here, but when he hits it, it's gold.  Let's see if he can do it again.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson & Stryke © vs. Longdogger Pete & Ash Ketchum

-Pete's back!  Woohah!  Still, I've been impressed by the C-S connection, and I'm giving them the duke here.  Wilson holds on to that belt for a while, because I'm holding him down, woo!

 

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred vs. Fallout  

-Thar be good things brewin' here...