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Not sure if KC planned on doing the 10 man this week or dropped those plans altogether, so I wrote this just in case.

 

[b][COLOR=red]*WHIIIR!*
*WHIIIR!*[/COLOR][/b]

The wailing sirens drive women out of their seats and towards the guardrail as Robert Palmer's "Bad Case of Lovin' You" plays television's newest hot doctors to the ring. 

BUFFER
The following tag team bout is scheduled for one fall. Coming down the aisle, MAX ANDERSON and STEVEN PIGLEY... THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS!

"YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

BUFFER
Their opponents. First,  from Galvaston, Texas, weighing 288 pounds...GUS GOMEZ! His tag team partner, from Macon, Georiga, 228 pounds, BILL CURLY!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Garica and Curly heel it up while the Doctors strip to their trunks. 

:wub: :wub: :wub:

COLE
This Sunday night live on pay-per-view The Love Doctors will finally get their hands on the men who have attempted to smear their good name since rejecting a proposed business deal that led to COD regaining the tag team championship. 

On cue, we pan up to THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT in their private suite. 

COACH
Spin it all you want, Cole, but the Docs are idiots for turning the Enterprise down. Just like the U.S. government bailed out Chrysler back in the day, Theodore Moneymaker offered to do the same for The Love Doctors, but they got all high and mighty. Let’s also not forget the fact they didn’t even bother repaying the loan given to them. Instead they go out and make a promotional video to hype their return to the OAOAST! 

* DINGDINGDING *

The Love Doctors devote much of their attention to Wright and Moneymaker high above, but they’re all business once the bell sounds, as Steven Pigley demonstrates by grounding the chunky Gus Gomez with a drop toehold. Gomez rises to his feet trapped in a side headlock and shoves Pigley off to the ropes, but the good doctor makes him pay by leapfrogging a backdrop and following up with a body slam. Dr. Max tags in and staggers Gus with a series of SPINNING BACKFISTS, then a big time BAAAAACK body drop! Gomez quickly tags out, but his redneck partner doesn’t fare any better, as he’s placed in an arm-wringer upon entering. A tag is made and the Docs wring Curly’s arms, then drop him flat on his back with a double hip toss. Dr. Steven adjusts his elbow pad as Bill returns to a vertical base and clocks him with a vicious LARIAT! Another tag leads to an ANDERSON SPINEBUSTER, followed by the Docs patent GURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!!

ONE…

TWO…

THREE!!!

* DINGDINGDING *

[I]Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you[/I]

BUFFER
Here are your winners… THE LOVE DOCTORS! 

The Docs have a staredown with Wright and Moneymaker. 

COLE
Another impressive outing for television’s hottest young doctors. You better believe Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright will have their hands full with them Sunday night at Zero Hour. 

COACH
Yeah, but the Docs are in over their heads going up against the smartest tag team in wrestling. Teddy and CW are going to make them repay the loan with their careers. 

COLE
Fans, the action continues right after this word from the OAOAST. 

[b]THIS SUNDAY…[/b]

The Heavenly Rockers appear in front of their computer generated backdrop -- halo over [color="#A0522D"]gold angel wings[/color] and [color="#0000FF"]group‘s name written above in blue letters[/color].

LOGAN
Angels of Death, your date with fate is here and it won’t be seven minutes in heaven sayeth Logan Usher Mann! 

ABDULLAH
:firing: Sister Melody, Holly-Wood. Praise Abdullah and the Heavenly Rockers!

SYNTH
:headbang: 

[b]LIVE ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW[/b]

Now to the Angels of Death and their CG backdrop -- a feminine grim reaper with the AoD name dripping off it’s bloody weapon. 

HOLLY
Logan, you’ve said my only talent is “head banging.” Well at Zero Hour I’m going to prove how right you are when I bang your head together with Synth’s. 

MELODY
Yeah, you meanies! This Sunday night you’re going down!

[b]SPECIAL TAG TEAM ATTRACTION…

[color="#0000FF"]The Heavenly Rockers[/color] vs. [color="#FF0000"]The Angels of Death[/color]

[size="3"][color="#2E8B57"]ZERO HOUR[/color][/size][/b]

Edited by Tony149

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