HD: AngleSault Announcement

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

No matter where you put it, make sure you put it *before* the James Riggs promo. Thank You in advance.

 

Cut to AngleSault standing in front of a blue background. He is wearing a white dress shirt, black tie, gray sports jacket, a gold chain around his neck, a watch on his right wrist, and gray dress pants. The crowd cheers the moment AngleSault appears on the screen. 

ANGLESAULT
Good evening. Over the past 5 years, the OAOAST has seen many titles come and go. By my count, there have been 16 title belts in the history of the One And Only AngleSault Thread. For a company that has only been in existence since 2002, that is quite a large number of belts. Now, as much as I love giving all the wrestlers in the OAOAST an oppotunity to obtain some gold, the fact of the matter is that as of right now, there's not enough room in the OAOAST for every title that's active. Several of our titles go months without being defended! Now, when HI-YAH was around, it wasn't too hard to simply send some champions over to that company, and have the belts be defended in Japan. But with HI-YAH no longer around, that means that those titles that are not defended are left collecting dust. Well, as owner of this fine company, I am not going to have one or two of my titles not be defended due to time constraints on HeldDOWN~! or due to a lack of challengers. We are going to do some spring cleaning around here, even though we're well into the fall, and we're going to do it this Sunday night at Zero Hour! Because at Zero Hour, you will see a match whereby the OAOAST 24/7 Championship AND the OAOAST X-Division Championship will be UNIFIED into one brand spanking new Title. 

AngleSault pulls out a new championship belt from behind him. It looks alot like the old WCW United States Championship belt. 

ANGLESAULT (CONT'D)
The One And Only AngleSault Thread United States Championship! While the name may be familar, this will be a brand new Title in the OAOAST. This belt will make its debut this Sunday, September 30th, at Zero Hour. Now normally, we would have the OAOAST 24/7 Champion and the OAOAST X-Division Champion face off in a match to unify the belts. But this time, the OAOAST 24/7 Championship AND the OAOAST X-Division Championship are being held by the same person, James Riggs. Not a problem, says I. There will still be a match this Sunday, and the winner of that match will be the LAST OAOAST 24/7 Champion, the LAST OAOAST X-Division Champion, and the FIRST OAOAST United States Champion. After carefully reviewing the tapes from the past couple of weeks, I have decided that at Zero Hour, James Riggs will put the OAOAST 24/7 AND OAOAST X-Division Titles on the line FOR THE LAST TIME against...Colombian Heat! 

"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

ANGLESAULT
So, gentlemen, good luck to both of you. Remember, no matter who wins this Sunday, I want you to be the best United States Champion you can be, because you're not just representing the OAOAST, but you're representing this great country of ours. So, once again, good luck, and may the best man win! 

The camera cuts to a closeup of the OAOAST United States Championship belt. 

Cut to Sofa Central and Double C. 

COLE
How bout that announcement from AngleSault, fans? A new Title will debut in the OAOAST this Sunday at Zero Hour! We're saying goodbye to two titles, but saying hello to a brand spanking new one!

COACH
James Riggs has a chance to make history this Sunday! Not only by becoming the last man to wear the OAOAST 24/7 AND X-Division Titles, but also by becoming the first man to wear the OAOAST United States Championship! And hey, who's to say he won't do it? He's already on a roll, he's already beaten Colombian Heat twice! There's no stopping him now! 

COLE
James Riggs and Colombian Heat will square off one more time, once again for gold, only this time it's for the United States Title! What a match-up that should be fans! The last time the OAOAST 24/7 Championship and the OAOAST X-Division Championship will ever be defended is this Sunday night, September 30th. Both titles will be merged into the United States Championship! We will crown our first ever United States Champion this Sunday at Zero Hour! James Riggs vs. Colombian Heat, an historic big time match-up, taking place this coming Sunday night at Zero Hour!

Edited September 27, 2007 by Ed Wood Caulfield