Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2007 Returning from break, Michael Jackson's "Earth Song" is already in mid-stream, as Biff Atlas hit the ring during the commercial break, and has hijacked the microphone from Michael Buffer! BIFF OAOAST fans, it is I, your friend Biff Atlas, here with a public service announcement. People, look down at your feet. Those peanut shells might have come from this Earth, but do they belong on the floor? How about those 64 ounce Big Chugs sitting at your feet, or your plastic nacho containers? Now I can understand you not wanting to miss a moment of the action tonight, but people...there are trash receptacles all over this building! Please please PLEASE pick up after yourselves, because if we keep treating Mother Earth this way, who's going to pick up after us? There will be no one left people, and it will be the fault of all of you lazy n'er-do-wells, taking our precious planet for granted! COLE Of all things for a tree-hugger to do, he decides to get into wrestling? COACH Hey, you bite your tongue, Mikey Cole! If Biff Atlas can't get us to do our part to save the world, there'll be no world in which we can have wrestling, and then you'd be out of a job! COLE Coach, if there was no world, we wouldn't need jobs, because we'd be DEAD. COACH See! You're gonna kill me if you don't listen to him! COLE I'd like to do that anyways. COACH Say again? COLE Nothing. BIFF Now, I'd like to address the climate, but not the climate of this great planet, but that of the OAOAST. As the sun rises, so does a new day, and that will be the day of... CUE: "Getting Away With Murder". "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" COLE Biff Atlas has talked the talk...too much so, actually. Now let's see how he feels about the climate, because things are about to heat up quick! As the hit single by Papa Roach plays on, the former World Champion enters the arena to a tremendous ovation! Fresh off another disappointment with Landon Maddix eeking out a victory in the Triple Ladder Match just a few days ago, Zack Malibu heads to the ring looking to release some frustration on the former NRG member. COLE Look at Zack, Coach. Look at the eyes, how focused he is. That is a man who is not happy about Landon Maddix still being World Champion! COACH I thought it was because he didn't get a ring introduction because Biff has the mic! A mic which he uses to try and knock Malibu upside the head with as he enters the ring! Malibu is able to duck the shot and shoots for the legs, taking Biff to the canvas! Zack mounts the shoulders and starts wailing away with punches, as Biff does his best to shield his face from the blows! Malibu rolls off him but grabs him by the head, and as soon as he leads Biff up to his feet he hurls him through the ropes and out to the floor! COLE That's one way to get this match started! Zack goes after Biff, but Charles Robinson orders Zack to stay back, then calls for the bell. Flustered, Biff enters the ring, and charges at Malibu just as Zack does the same, and the two tie up! Using his power advantage, Biff forces Zack back to the corner, and Robinson calls for the break, which comes without incident. Biff motions for Zack to try again, and Malibu comes and ties up a second time, only to be shoved away! Biff reverts back to his NRG persona for a moment, stopping to flex and show off...and gets blasted with a hard slap! Biff reels from it, but as he turns his attention back to Zack, he's blasted with another, and then a hard chop that staggers him! Zack backs him to the ropes, but the Irish whip attempt is thwarted when Biff counters, sending Zack across the ring! Malibu rebounds, and Biff catches him with a military press, holding him high up over his head...until Zack slips out of his grasp! Zack grabs a rear waistlock and tries for a German suplex, but Biff breaks the hold and takes Zack over with a fireman's carry! Zack gets up quickly, but catches a boot to the stomach from Atlas, and then gets dropped to the mat again, this time thanks to a suplex from the Enviromental Assassin! COLE Atlas is showing what he can do with the size and power advantage, as he's been able to counteract a lot of Malibu's offense and toss him around a bit in the early going! Biff retrieves Malibu from the canvas, but his brash attitude leaves him prone to mistakes, and that's why he's caught with a jawbreaker from the Modern Day Warrior! Atlas stumbles back, while Malibu races to the ropes, and comes off with a diving clothesline that takes Mother Nature's Favorite Son off his feet! Malibu brings Biff up, and again unloads with the hard slaps, snapping Biff's head from one side to the other with every blow...but the coup de grace discus clothesline is ducked, and Biff scoops Zack off his feet and throws him into the corner! A series of back elbows follows, and a shoulderblock knocks the wind out of Zack before he's taken out of the corner and whipped so hard to the other side that he falls flat on his face after smashing into the turnbuckles! Biff nods knowingly at the crowd, drawing their ire, and then follows up with a running clothesline that takes a barely recovered Malibu down once again! COACH The King of the Clothesline doin' what he does best, and Malibu is DOWN, baby! Biff drags Zack up and hoists him up onto his shoulders, putting the pressure on with a Canadian Backbreaker! It's short-lived, however, as Malibu squirms until he's able to slide down the back of Biff Atlas, and takes him over with a backslide! ONE! T-KICKOUT! The two competitors get up to their feet, with Malibu kicking Biff in the ribs...or at least that was the plan until his foot got caught! Biff throws the leg down and tries a short clothesline, but Malibu ducks and hooks his arm around Biff's extended arm while going around him, then tossing him overhead with a release Half Nelson German Suplex! COLE He came right down on the back of his head! Malibu takes a few breaths before yanking Biff off the canvas and sending him to the corner, following up with a diving corner splash that splatters the hula skirt wearing superstar against the turnbuckles! Zack backs up, pulling Biff out of the corner by the wrist and shooting him across to the far side, and follows that up with a ZACK ATTACK II~!, or NOT, as Biff sidesteps it at the last second...but Zack lands with his feet on the middle rope, and springs backwards...but gets caught on Biff's shoulders! Biff walks to the center of the ring, looking for the space to deliver An Inconvienient Truth to Malibu, but Zack slips out of his grasp and cracks him on the jaw with SCHOOL'S OUT as he turns to him! Biff goes down, and Zack follows him to the canvas, making sure his shoulders are on the mat as he covers him! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING! DING! DING! COLE Quick and decisive, and Zack Malibu shines here tonight on HeldDOWN~! "Getting Away With Murder" is cued up for Malibu's victory celebration, as the popular superstar has his hand raised by Lil' Naitch. Malibu circles the ring, paying respect to his legion of fans as they stand on their feet cheering the former World Champion and his victory here tonight. COLE It wasn't meant to be for Biff Atlas tonight, and it may not be long before Landon Maddix's time is up. Zack Malibu is as charged and focused as ever, and that is a man who is not going to rest until the World Championship is back around his waist! 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