Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2007 (edited) [i]Yeah, uh! Get up, now! Ow! Knock out this! Super highways, coast to coast, easy to get anywhere On the transcontinental overload, just slide behind the wheel How does it feel[/i] The late James Brown's "Living in America" blares in the background as the ALL-AMERICAN BOYS march to the ring waving Old Glory. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, one fall with 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, from the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave...FREEDOM and LIBERTY…the All-American Boys! “USA!” “USA!” “USA!” [i][size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] BUFFER And their opponents, led down the aisle by HOLLY-WOOD…COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents the GREATEST rock 'n' wrestling band of AAAAALLLL-time, THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE Well, fans, a week has past since Los Diablos de Fuego issued a challenge to the Heavenly Rockers. A challenge the Heavenly Rockers dismissed one week ago on the program, Coach. COACH The fact of the matter is, Los Diablos aren’t in their league, Cole. Not only are the Heavenly Rockers talented musicians, they’re also former tag team champions of the world. What can you say about Los Diablos other than their biggest claim to fame is being Mexican and gay? * DINGDINGDING * Synth and Liberty exit as the bell sounds, leaving Freedom and Logan as the legal men. Freedom extends his hand to Mann, who surprisingly accepts it…and then nails the promoter of freedom and liberty throughout the world with a WICKED LEFT HOOK~! COLE Logan Mann has no respect for anyone. How mighty this man of once great character has fallen in recent months. Logan quickly hooks the head and spikes Freedom into the canvas! COACH Percussion DDT! Enter Liberty to breakup the cover, but Synth gets to him first, using Logan as a springboard to level the masked patriot with a forearm smash. ONE… TWO… THREE! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners… THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS! The match is over but the carnage is not, as Colonel Abdullah instructs Synth and Logan to punish the All-American Boys some more. [i]WAHAHAHAHA, WAH, WAH, WAH...[/i] “YEAH!” SYNTH/LOGAN :huh: COLE Hey! COACH It can’t be. The Heavenly Rockers prepare for unwelcome guests, but when no one arrives they go back to business, setting up the All-American Boys for another round of Percussion…that is until LOS DIABLOS DE FUEGO burst onto the scene. The crowd erupts as the flaming luchadors take it to Synth and Logan, knocking them outside with stereo dropkicks. Ready to go for a second round, Abdullah and Holly are forced to restrain the Heavenly Rockers as OAOAST officials get in between the warring factions. COLE Oh, I think Los Diablos have the Heavenly Rockers attention now. At this time, let’s go to Tony Schiavone in the OAOAST newsroom. Viewers are mesmerized by the flashy cutting edge graphics that open the segment. [i]How you feeling? (Hot hot hot) How you feeling? (Hot hot hot) (Hot hot hot)(Hot hot hot) (Hot hot hot)(Hot hot hot)...[/i] [size=3][b][color="#FF0000"]HOT NEWZ[/color]~![/b][/size] SCHIAVONE Columbus, Georgia, brace yourself. HeldDOWN~! comes to you LIVE next week. The event is sold out, but you can still catch all the action from the comfort of your home right here on TSM. One of the exciting bouts already signed will feature one half of The Love Doctors, Steven Pigley, and Los Diablos de Fuego, Moracca, teaming up against Logan Mann of the Heavenly Rockers and the Beverly Hills Blonds’ Simon Singleton. How those former rivals will fare as a team is anyone’s guess. But this past weekend on OAOAST Pro Wrestling my broadcast colleague Jesse “The Body” Ventura caught up with Ned Blanchard and a new and improved Simon Singleton. [b]Courtesy: [color="#800080"]OAOAST Syndicated[/color][/b] [quote]Jesse, the Blonds and Molly stand atop the interview stage inside the arena. VENTURA Ned Blanchard, Simon Singleton, I gotta tell you guys, what a remarkable performance you put on last Thursday night in your match against The Love Doctors. NED It was truly a team effort, Jesse, but there’s a scene that stands out above the rest. Late in the match the Docs got desperate… SIMON Real desperate. NED …and began resorting to cheap tactics. First attempted rape at Zero Hour, then aggravated assault on HeldDOWN~! Thankfully, Molly attended the self-defense course that is mandatory for all Enterprise employees and was able to fight off her attacker. SIMON While there’s no “I” in team, there is one in Simon Singleton. 2 really, but my point still stands. And I know I speak on behalf of Ned when I say our points are standing right now just standing next to Molly. MOLLY :wub: NED Look at the camera, man. They’re shooting from the waist up. All the pixilation in the world couldn’t blur it out. :lol: SIMON With her act of bravery last Thursday night, Molly earned her spot on the team. Her days as an intern are long over. NED Though she’ll continue to be paid the same wages. SIMON Molly’s moved on up to first assistant director where she’ll continue to study under the hottest director in the business today…”Box Office” Simon Singleton, or BOSS for short. VENTURA ”Box Office” Simon Singleton? That’s got a nice ring to it. Back to you, Schiavone. [/quote] SCHIAVONE Thank you very much, Jesse. With this piece of Hot Newz, I’m Tony Schiavone. The hard hitting wrestling of the OAOAST returns after this time out. Edited October 10, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
