Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 Not so much a match as it is to further along a couple of storylines. [I]Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime[/I] BUFFER Wrestling fans, the following special attraction is scheduled for one fall. Now arriving on the red carpet with MOLLY NERDLY, representing THE ENTERPRISE, from 90210 and one half of the famed Beverly Hills Blonds... “BOX OFFICE” SIMON SINGLETON! “BOO!” Rather than hog the spotlight for himself, Simon waits at the top of the stage for his partner. [size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT…![/b][/color][/size] [i]WAHAHAHAHA, WAH, WAH, WAH...[/i] LOGAN :firedevil: HOLLY :angry: COACH Somebody needs to find out who’s doing that and fire them. This is a professional show and bush league mistakes such as that shouldn’t be tolerated. BUFFER His tag team partner, accompanied by the “Angel of Death” HOLLY-WOOD, hails from Sin City and says he is the ultimate “Macho MACHO” Mann, representing the Heavenly Rockers… LOGAN USHER MANN! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” An unthinkable act a year ago, Simon greets Logan with a high-five…but is no sold. Upon realizing the moment was caught on both OAOAST cameras and his own Sicyclops, a deeply embarrassed Simon Singleton covers both lenses with his hands. COACH Oh, you must really love seeing that, right, Cole? COLE I question Simon’s judgment given their respective teams past history, but nothing will ever get me to feel sorry for that arrogant jerk. A man who’d leave his wife and kids to “live the life” is no man at all. COACH Answer me this: Do you hear his ex raising hell in the press? No! That hag loves those big checks she receives every month. Chump change for an Enterprise employee. [b][color="#FF0000"]*WHIIIR!*[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]*WHIIIR!*[/color][/b] “YYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” [size="3"][color="#FF00FF"][b]It's raining men - Hallelujah[/b] It's raining men - Amen[/color][/size] BUFFER Their opponents! First, from the Windy City… DR. STEVEN PIGLEY! His partner proudly represents Los Diablos de Fuego and resides in beautiful, sunny Cabo San Lucas, Mexíco… MORACCA! Moracca and Dr. Steven put smiles on people’s faces as strut down the aisle playing to their fan base. COLE Here are two men with scores to settle. For Moracca, its revenge for the beat down he and partner Mariachi received weeks ago at the hands of the Heavenly Rockers, while Dr. Steven looks to rearrange the face of Simon Singleton after he got plunked with the Sicyclops last week. COACH First of all, Los Diablos should be glad they haven’t been deported yet. Secondly, it’s not Simon’s fault Dr. Steven is so clumsy he ran into the Sicyclops. No wonder Windy City Hospital leads the nation in malpractice suits. COLE That’s not true! The heels bail as the good guys strip their clothes off and enter. Michael Cole the lucky recipient of both Moracca’s poncho and Steven’s lab coat. COLE :D While Moracca and Steven discuss who’ll start, Logan makes it easy on Simon and exits on his own accord, causing Molly to question his commitment to the team until a death stare from Holly changes her mind. COACH Can’t say I blame Molly for backing down. Holly isn’t very fond of female Nerdlys. COLE Melody would attest to that. * DINGDINGDING * Moracca is ready to go and he wants him some of Logan Mann, but the feeling isn’t mutual. That doesn’t stop the flaming luchador from going after his prime target anyway! Fortunately Simon is there to back Logan up and clubs the Diablo from behind. *CHOP* “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP* “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP* “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Grinning from ear to ear, Simon paintbrushes Moracca, then whips… No, it’s reversed! TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! ONE… KICKOUT! The doctor is (tagged) in, and together he and Moracca perform the LOVEMATIC GRAMPA! ONE… TWO… But again Simon kicks out. His cries for help fall on deaf ears as he‘s almost beheaded by a vicious LARIAT! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Logan rakes the eyes to breakup the count! Then, while the referee deals with Moracca, Mann drags Singleton to safety and tags in once the official turns around. “BOO!” COLE You know, I could go on about the need for a second official in these types of matches but I’d just be beating a dead horse at this point. Logan stomps on Dr. Steven, and then rams him into the turnbuckle. A fury of sharp left jabs and a big right hand later, Mann whips him across to the far corner…but Pigley gets the boot up and climbs to the top! MISSLE DROPKICK! ONE… KICKOUT! A tag is made and Logan quickly heads for the hills, leaving Simon defenseless as Moracca slams him inside. The flaming luchador wrings the arm and fondles himself with Simon’s own hand! COACH Imagine the horror he must be experiencing. B.O.S.S. frees himself with a knee to the gut and a clubbing blow to the back of the head. Irish whip, but it’s reversed…and Simon counters with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! With Moracca down on the mat Logan wants in, but after being burned twice already Simon refuses his request and places the Diablo in a reverse chin lock. Logan doesn’t stand for it and yanks Simon off, shoving him into their corner so he can tag himself in. Words are exchanged but the violence remains for their opponents. Logan kicks Moracca hard upside the head and lays the badmouth on him. COACH He doesn’t look so tough now. COLE That’s because Logan waited until Moracca was grounded to face him one on one. Mann easily scoops the lightweight up and MILITARY PRESS slams him! ONE… TWO… NO, Logan scoops Moracca up for another press slam…but Moracca counters with a SUNSET FLIP! ONE… TWO… THREE!! “YYEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” * DINGDINGDING * LOGAN :huh: COLE OMG! OMG! OMG! COACH What the hell just happened?! COLE Perhaps the biggest upset in OAOAST history! Logan doesn’t go down quietly, decking Moracca with a WICKED LEFT HOOK. Synth arrives on the scene and the Heavenly Rockers begin putting the boots to Moracca. Dr. Steven comes to his aid but he’s jumped by the BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS! It’s 4 on 2 until MARIACHI and DR. MAX ANDERSON even the odds. COACH It’s turned into an 8-man Texas Tornado match, Cole. You got the Blonds squaring off with the Love Doctors and the Heavenly Rockers with Los Diablos. COLE All hell is breaking loose out here. 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