Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2007 (edited) Here's the match. My second post will have the match announcement for the Halloween Spectacular. [b][color="#FF0000"]*WHIIIR!*[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]*WHIIIR!*[/color][/b] [I]Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you[/I] BUFFER The following tag team event is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Windy City, at a total combine weight of 436 pounds, MAX ANDERSON and STEVEN PIGLEY…THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS!! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" The handsome young doctors from Windy City Hospital delight the ladies with their exploits, including a personal strip-tease for a woman with a sign mentioning tonight’s show is part of her bachelorette party! COLE How about that? Taking your girlfriends to a OAOAST event for your bachelorette party. You go, girl! COACH The OAOAST’s popularity never ceases to amaze me, Cole. We have a little bit of everything here. That said, if those girls are looking for a good time…well, they’re in luck. Guess who’s up next? [I]Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime[/I] BUFFER Their opponents, now arriving on the red carpet with MOLLY NERDLY, represent the Enterprise and reside in Beverly Hills 90210, “BOX OFFICE” SIMON SINGLETON and “THE HANDSOME HUSTLER” NED BLANCHARD… THE BEVERLY HILLS BLON… :huh: Ring announcer Michael Buffer stops his introduction after spotting the Blonds in street clothes and Simon Singleton in a NECK BRACE. Called by Ned, Buffer hands over the microphone. NED As entertainers, our job is to put smiles on your faces. Whether you love us or hate us, we don’t really care because we’re richer and more famous than you’ll ever be! “BOOOOOOOOOO!” SIMON :P NED But a near tragedy almost occurred on the show last week. The fact Simon is able to walk is a testament to this man’s conditioning and the healthcare program offered by Enterprise employees, where the finest doctors are just a phone call away. Doctors who treat their patients, not hurt them like Steven Pigely. Because it was a lariat from that man which caused Simon to suffer a neck injury. It’s a minor injury, but it will prevent us from wrestling tonight. “BOO!” COLE Well that’s not a surprise. It was the OAOAST’s hope that Ned could find a replacement, such as another Enterprise member. NED Instead of postponing the match till a later date, OAOAST officials threat to fine and suspend us despite the fact we have a valid doctor’s note that confirms Simon’s injury. It seems as though the Board of Directors are still ticked off about a rib the Enterprise played on them a while back. Fortunately a couple of good Samaritans step forward and volunteered to take our place. So it’s our please to introduce the man who signs our checks, accompanied by his Director of Security CPA, Mackenzie DeCenzo and tag partner Christian Wright…Theodore Moneymaker! Tailored suits, show of your cars Fine hotels and big cigars Up for grabs, up for a price "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Now this is a surprise. I don’t think The Love Doctors mind this substitution at all. They came so close to defeating Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright at Zero Hour. You also know they haven’t forgotten how the Enterprise tried to slander their names after rejecting a business proposal that could have gotten their medical license revoked. COACH There are no moral victories in professional wrestling, Cole, just winners and losers. But I find the OAOAST threatening to fine and suspend the Beverly Hills Blonds for being unable to compete disgusting. With all the problems that plague wrestling, you’d think the OAOAST would be more supportive of its talent. The music of AC/DC blares through the loud speakers as the Enterprise exchange pleasantries ringside. Suddenly, the group becomes surrounded by OAOAST officials who order the Blonds to the back. “YEAH!” COACH Oh, come on. Like they’d interfere in the match. Once cooler heads prevail, the Blonds agree to the request and return backstage with Molly. * DINGDING * Christian Wright backs Steven Pigley in the corner, but rather than break cleanly The Natural fakes a blow to the head, causing the doctor to cover up in self-defense, and drives his knee into the midsection! MONEYMAKER :lol: Wright smashes Pigley into the turnbuckle located in the Enterprise corner and tags Theodore Moneymaker. But the first ever One & Only World tag team champions are unable to keep Steven isolated in their corner, as the Doctor of Love fights his way out and makes the tag to his colleague. Rapid-fire PALM STRIKES and SPINNING BACKFISTS put Moneymaker on his heels, but the Billion Dollar Heir answers back with a well placed kick to the gut. Backed against the ropes Anderson has nowhere to go as Moneymaker tees off, chopping him with all his might. Then an Irish whip, but Max reverses and nails Theodore on the rebound with the ANDERSON SPINEBUSTER!! COLE Dr. Max with the quick cover! COACH The Love Doctors trying to score a cheap one, Cole. But I’ll give them this: at least they understand the longer the match goes the less likely they are of winning. Teddy and CW are the two most finely conditioned men in the OAOAST. ONE… KICKOUT! Anderson stuns Moneymaker with a series of right hands, but not enough to prevent Theodore from reversing an Irish whip of his own. Unfortunately it leads to a blind tag and a sell off of Enterprise stock as Moneymaker is caught going up for a leapfrog and drilled with a SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! “YEAH!” COLE A modified Defibrillator! One with extra high voltage! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! The pin is broken up by Christian Wright, who then baits Anderson inside to keep the ref busy while he dumps Pigley over the top and sends him crashing shoulder-first into the steel steps! Needless to say, the loud noise caused by the collision garners the attention of referee Charles Robinson and a stern warning for Christian Wright. COLE The ends justify the means, right, Coach? COACH Actions speak louder than words, Cole. Everything was going The Love Doctors way, and now look at them. One move shift all the momentum back to the Enterprise. Steven rolls back in clutching his shoulder, but Theodore Moneymaker shows no mercy, slamming the doctor on his arm before punishing the shoulder with successive knee drops. An exchange is made and Christian Wright drops a BIG ELBOW onto the outstretched arm of Dr. Steven from the middle rope! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Wright bars the arm and presses his left knee against Pigley’s face, grinding the other side in the canvas! COLE Did the Enterprise have a bad quarter or what? I don’t recall this kind of aggression from Christian Wright in the past. But it’s clear their strategy is to take away the arm used to deliver that decapitating lariat. COACH CW and Teddy want another reign as tag champions, Cole. They won’t get there being nice guys. Just look at The Love Doctors; they haven’t been there at all! *OINK!* *OINK!* *OINK!* MACKENZIE :huh: COACH Are these idiots doing what I think they are? COLE We’ve had a couple of first here tonight -- a bachelorette party and oinking to rally behind Dr. Steven Pigley! Incredibly, the power of the oink works. Steven powers to his feet and hammers Christian square between the eyes until he breaks the arm-bar, then levels him with a standing dropkick! “YEAH!” Now it’s a race to see who can make the tag first. Wright is the closest to his corner, but he’s yet to shake off the cobwebs. Pigley hasn’t even begun to move, laid out on his side in a world of hurt. Meanwhile, Theodore has replaced CW as the legal man and brings Steven up to a vertical base for a clothesline, but Pigley rolls through and tags out! COLE Oh, yeah! He did it! He was able to tag the fresh man! Dr. Max goes back to the line of attack that worked so well for him in the opening minutes, a combination of PALM STRIKES and SPINNING BACKFISTS that knock the Billion Dollar Heir off his feet! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Theodore is whipped in, UP and OVER courtesy of a BAAAAAACK body drop. Anderson patiently waits as Moneymaker staggers to his feet, then kicks him in the gut and delivers a CRADLE PILEDRIVER! COLE Just how bad do the Love Doctors want to win; they’re incorporating new moves into their offense on the fly! Instead of going for the cover Max heads to the top… COACH This is a mistake right here. Mark my words. …and drops down with a 450 SPLASH!! COLE You were saying? COACH :firedevil: ONE… TWO… THREE! NO!! Charles Robinson waves off the pin as CW dives on Max to breakup the count! Dr. Steven returns to the mix, bad shoulder and all, and dukes it out with The Natural. Christian rakes the eyes and takes aim with a SUPERKICK…but Steven ducks and Wright CROTCHES HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE! Fortunately the Love Doctors are kind enough to assist CW, who’s straddling the top, to the floor with a DOUBLE DROPKICK! “YEAH!” MACKENZIE :o The focus shifts to the upper right corner of the ring as Theodore is prepped for a Gurney to the Center of the Earth. Sensing defeat, Mackie hops on the apron to chat with the referee while CPA slips inside and catches Steven flying off the top with a FRONT SPINEBUSTER, then nails Max with a BIG BOOT! “BOO!” The jeers turn to cheers as Charles Robinson calls for the bell. * DINGDINGDING * COACH Don’t tell me he saw that. He couldn’t have. After a brief conversation with Michael Buffer, Charles walks over to the fallen Love Doctors and RAISES THEIR HANDS! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" COLE The Docs have won it! COACH No way! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. The winners of the match, as result of a disqualification… THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS!! [I]Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case--[/I] The music is abruptly cut as the BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS join CPA in a 3 on 1 assault. “BOO!” COLE This is totally unnecessary. No reason for this at all. The match is over, damnit! Somebody get help out here. Now! Following a DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK on Steven and SPIKE PILEDRIVER on Max, the Blonds place both Docs near each other and come off opposite corners with a BIG SPLASH! COACH The Atomic Blond! OAOAST officials finally arrive to restore order, getting the Enterprise out of the ring. COLE What a situation we have here. And I’m sure we haven’t heard the last of it. * COMMERCIAL * Edited October 25, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2007 COLE Welcome back to the program, ladies and gentlemen. What a situation we just had. In case you missed it, here’s what went down. [b][color="#FF8C00"]MOMENTS AGO[/color][/b] [quote]The focus shifts to the upper right corner of the ring as Theodore is prepped for a Gurney to the Center of the Earth. Sensing defeat, Mackie hops on the apron to chat with the referee while CPA slips inside and catches Steven flying off the top with a FRONT SPINEBUSTER, then nails Max with a BIG BOOT! “BOO!” The jeers turn to cheers as Charles Robinson calls for the bell. * DINGDINGDING * COACH Don’t tell me he saw that. He couldn’t have. After a brief conversation with Michael Buffer, Charles walks over to the fallen Love Doctors and RAISES THEIR HANDS! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" * CLIP * The music is abruptly cut as the BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS join CPA in a 3 on 1 assault. “BOO!” COLE This is totally unnecessary. No reason for this at all. The match is over, damnit! Somebody get help out here. Now! Following a DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK on Steven and SPIKE PILEDRIVER on Max, the Blonds place both Docs near each other and come off opposite corners with a BIG SPLASH![/quote] COLE Well, fans, during the break we were handed a note from Anglesault’s office and he has booked a 6-man tag for next week’s big Halloween Specactular between the Beverly Hills Blonds and CPA vs. The Love Doctors and a partner of their choice. Again… [b][color="#FF8C00"]HALLOWEEN[/color] SPECACTULAR [color="#808000"]Beverly Hills Blonds & CPA[/color] vs. [color="#FF00FF"]The Love[/color] [color="#FF0000"]Doctors[/color] & [color="#0000FF"]?[/color][/b] COLE What a match-up that should be. Now let's go to the ring for more action. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
