HD: Strutter promo/squash, Team Heyross squash

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The Strutter promo and match need to go before the Reject-Sandman match.

 

Josh Matthews stands backstage with "After Hours" Felix Strutter.

JOSH
Felix Strutter, we found out last week that you have been granted a rematch for the OAOAST Heartland title against Sandman9000, and that match will take place in six days at OAOAST's Halloween Spectacular!  Your thoughts?

STRUTTER
You know, Josh, people ask me every day, "Felix, you used to be such a nice guy, why did you become so "cocky""?  Well, there's nothing wrong with being confident in your abilities...that's not being cocky.  And do you know why I'm so confident in my abilities?  Because I'm a WINNER.

*crowd cheers*

STRUTTER
Do you know why I became a two-time Heartland champion?  Because I'm a WINNER.

*crowd cheers*

STRUTTER
And do you know why I left this LOSER country, Canada, and moved to Cali?  Because I'm a WINNER.

*crowd BOOS, as Josh looks on in shock.*

STRUTTER
And Sandman9000...you may be a scary dude to most people, you may have a threshhold for pain like no other man!  But in just six days, I'm gonna come knocking on your door...and the treat I take back, will be my OAOAST Heartland championship.  You know why?

*Strutter looks at Josh, who starts to talk, before Strutter stops him and smiles.*

STRUTTER
Because I'm a winner.

*crowd boos*

STRUTTER
But don't worry, I'm not going to let you go empty handed...I've got a BIG treat, a BIG surprise for you, right here later tonight.  So just stick around.

Strutter walks off, as Josh looks on.

*Back to Sofa Central*

COLE
Well, Felix Strutter letting us know that he's relocated, apparently, and that he's also got a surprise for Sandman later tonight, what could that possibly be?

COACH
I don't know, but I'm anxious to see it!

COLE
Well, you and me both, but coming up...

 

You can just tie that in to whatever comes after, if you want.

 

 

[color="#FF69B4"][b]Je t'adore, Je t'adore...[/b][/color]

[i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] hits, as Felix Strutter makes his way into the pink strobe that engulfs the entryway, to the boos of the crowd.

COLE
Well, we heard from this man earlier tonight, and now we're going to see Felix Strutter in action!  Let's go to the ring!

BUFFER
[i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall!  Making his way to the ring...now residing in San Jose, California...[/i]

*crowd boos*

[i]weighing in at 218 pounds..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXX
XXXXXX SSSSSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i]

COACH
San Jose, huh?  He's got good taste!

COLE
Expensive, too!

COACH
Yeah, but look at this guy, look at what he's accomplished, he can handle it!  I mean, this guy's got to be the frontrunner right now for Most Improved Wrestler in the OAOAST!

Strutter rolls into the ring and poses, taunting fans along the way, as they boo him.

BUFFER
[i]His opponent...from Kansas City, Missouri, weighing in at 215 pounds...Gary Carpenter![/i]

*DING DING DING*

COLE
Gary Carpenter, the opposition for "After Hours" Felix Strutter here tonight!

The two circle the ring and tie up, and Strutter grabs a side headlock.  Carpenter shoves him off, and Strutter comes back with a shoulder check, taking Carpenter down to the mat.  Strutter then goes to the ropes again, hops over Carpenter, then reverses Carpenter's attempted hiptoss to one of his own!

COLE
And a nice counter there by Felix Strutter!

Strutter plays to the crowd, drawing boos, as Carpenter gets to his feet.  The two tie up again, as this time it's Carpenter who grabs the side headlock.  Strutter shoves him off, and drops down.  Carpenter ducks an elbow, then goes for a flying bodypress, but Strutter drops down again, and Carpenter crashes into the mat!

COACH
More smart thinking from Felix!

Strutter points to his head, indicating as such, as the crowd boos.  He then picks up Carpenter, and drops him throat-first across the top rope.  He then grabs him in another side headlock.  He picks him up to his feet, then goes for a slam...but Carpenter slides behind the back, and executes a scoop slam!

COACH
Whoa!

COLE
And look at Gary Carpenter mount some offense here!

Carpenter executes a second scoop slam, as the crowd starts to get behind him!  He then whips Strutter into the ropes, and attempts a dropkick, but Strutter hooks the ropes, and Carpenter takes a bad spill again!

COACH
Don't get too excited, Cole!  Felix isn't going to be thrown off his game that easy!

Strutter picks up Carpenter in a corner, and stomps away, then brings him out and executes a DDT!  He then picks up Carpenter, and underhooks him.

COACH
Here it is, Cole!

Strutter lifts Carpenter, and brings him down with the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!!!11111

COLE
Thunder Bay Throttle, put it in the book!

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*DING DING DING*

BUFFER
[i]The winner of the match..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXX
XXXXXX SSSSSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i]

COLE
Felix Strutter ready for Sandman9000 in six days at the Halloween Spectacular, but we've still got more to come tonight, as he's promised a big surprise for the reigning Heartland champion!

 

 

[i]Shine[/i] by Collective Soul hits, and Quentin Benjamin comes through the curtains, followed by Charlie Moss.

COLE
Team Heyross ready for action here on HeldDOWN~!  Let's go to Michael Buffer!

BUFFER
[i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!  Making their way to the ring, at a total combined weight of 480 pounds...the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
S!!!!![/i]

The crowd boos, with some cheers scattered in between.  Benjamin climbs onto the apron, then climbs onto the second rope on the corner nearest the main camera, and looks into the camera, holding out his arms, then points into the camera while talking some trash.  Meanwhile, Moss climbs into the ring and raises his arms, then jogs slowly in place.

COACH
I see some big times ahead for Team Heyross, Cole, I can just feel it coming!  These guys are due!

BUFFER
[i]Their opponents...first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 245 pounds...Todd Howard![/i]

Howard raises his hands, to a golf clap from the crowd.

[i]His partner, from Anaheim, California, weighing in at 220 pounds...Troy Beckett![/i]

*DING DING DING*

COLE
And it'll be Quentin Benjamin starting things off here, along with Troy Beckett out of Anaheim, California!

Benjamin and Beckett circle the ring, and tie up.  Benjamin grabs a side headlock, and Beckett backs him into the ropes and shoves him across.  Beckett runs across the other way, and we get a CRISS CROSS~!

COACH
Oh, it's the old criss-cross, Cole!

After three trips, Benjamin makes a blind tag to Moss, and keeps running.  He hops over Beckett, then Moss steps in and double leg trips him from behind.  Benjamin follows this up with a legdrop to the back of the head!

COLE
Nice teamwork from Team Heyross, resulting in the legdrop!

Moss picks up Beckett, and executes a vertical suplex, floating over for the cover...

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Kickout!

Moss attempts an Irish whip, but Beckett reverses.  Beckett puts his head down, however, and Moss delivers a kick!  Moss follows with a savate kick, then a butterfly suplex!  Moss starts to pull Beckett over to the corner, but Beckett holds onto Moss, then delivers a headbutt to the midsection, and tags in Howard.

COLE
And how about that move by Troy Beckett, able to make the tag, and now it's Todd Howard out of Philly!

Howard immediately gets caught in an armdrag, however, and Moss bars the arm.  Moss wrenches on it as Howard gets to his feet, then scoops him up, and executes a rib breaker!  He then tags Benjamin back in, before barring the arm once again.

COACH
See, these guys are smart!  Great teamwork!

Benjamin goes to the top, and comes down with a chop onto the shoulder of Howard!  He then tags Moss right back in, and Moss runs to the ropes, as Benjamin gets behind Howard, and they complete the DOUBLE GOOZLE~!

COLE
And there's the Double Goozle!

COACH
It's about go-time, Cole!

Moss runs over and knocks Beckett off the apron, as Benjamin climbs to the outside and climbs to the top.  Moss slaps his hand, then lifts Howard onto his shoulders, and Benjamin completes the SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!!!11111

COLE
And that'll close the book on this one!

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*DING DING DING*

BUFFER
[i]The winners of the match...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
S!!!!![/i]

COLE
Team Heyross impressive as always, and for once, I agree with the Coach, better times no doubt ahead for these two great athletes!