Kinetic 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2007 SPRINGFIELD, Ore. -- A number of gnomes have taken sanctuary at the Springfield police station. Somebody apparently collected 75 lawn ornaments from around town and then, on the night of Oct. 17, placed them meticulously on and around the lawn of one house. Among the plastic and porcelain geese, deer and frogs are gnomes, such as a weather gnome outfitted with a rain gauge. Police want to find the rightful owners. "We need to get them out of here," Capt. Richard Harrison said. "Every time I leave my office they're sitting in my chair, working on my computer. I can't seem to get rid of the darn things." There will be a public viewing Tuesday. "If they come here and they can identify it," Harrison said, "we're more than happy to let the gnome go home." After that the gnomes, and any other ornaments, will be sold at auction. Which one of you fucking miserable cockgobbling Oregon cuntlaps did this? This was my idea, guys! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest benoitwasmurdered Report post Posted November 3, 2007 Wannabes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2007 I was expecting more outrage, to tell you the truth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZGangsta 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2007 Oh God, they're back... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2007 You know, it's hardly an original idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2007 Look around you There are many things to see That some would say could never be These things I know It's true and I will tell you so They are there to see If you believe Trolls and wizards and fairy kings Birds that talk and fish that sing And if your heart is true Then you will find them too In every wish and dream and happy home You will find a kingdom of THE GNOOOOOOOOOOMES Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2007 You know, it's hardly an original idea. Exactly. They ripped me off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted November 3, 2007 *whistles innocently* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2007 HEY... it wasn't me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
