Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2007 [b][color="#0000FF"]And now, the OAOAST SPINEBUSTER OF THE WEEK![/color] [color="#FF8C00"]The Halloween[/color] Spectacular [color="#FF0000"]Courtesy: OAOAST Home Entertainment[/color][/b] [quote]Synth starts to make his way around the other side of the desk, but Leon quickly pulls him back by the arm... *SMACK!* ...but leaves himself wide open for a WICKED LEFT HOOK~! from the other side!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Leon goes down, bouncing off of his desk on the way, before getting pounced upon by The Heavenly Rockers! Like a pack of vultures Logan and Synth put a beating on The Silky Smooth One, as Melody watches on in horror. SCHIAVONE Jesse... The Heavenly Rockers, they're out of control! VENTURA It's broken down in The Love Shack, Schiavone! Synth and Logan are a law unto themselves, more fool anyone who gets in their way! Logan continues to put the boots to Leon as Synth sweeps the desk clean, locking eyes with Melody who suddenly finds herself trapped. With a glame in his eye, The Synthmeister glides across the desk and lunges for Melody. Luckily she manages to get away, only to run right into the path of Logan Mann, who catches her by the hair and wrenches her head back! Melody instantly drops to her knees and pleads for mercy from the MACHO Macho Mann, who doesn't seem like he's going to oblige. [I]WAHAHAHAHA, WAH, WAH, WAH…[/I] *CRACK!* Suddenly, the fans come unglued as Synth goes flying across the desk! Logan looks up his eyes bulge out of his head in shock, as a chair suddenly comes hurtling towards his face... *CRACK!* ...and knocking him off his feet, unable to throw his hands up in time. Melody scrambles away from the fallen Mann and pulls herself up, diving into the arms of JOCK MULLIGAN!! Meanwhile, BARON WINDELS scrapes Synth off of the desk, pitching him out of the ring on the entrance's side! Soon to follow is Logan, staggering to his feet and into a right hand from Baron, deflecting him into the ropes ready for a clothesline from Mulligan to send Mann spiralling to the arena floor! The Heavenly Rockers decide to turn tail and save themselves while they can, both looking shell-shocked as The Lone Star Gunslingers take up camp in the ring and dare Logan and Synth to come back and fight. SCHIAVONE THE GUNSLINGERS ARE BACK! With Logan and Synth still spitting threats in the direction of the ring, Melody embraces both of her Gunslingers before raising their hands in the air triumphantly.[/quote] We cut back inside and pan around the sold out crowd. COLE (Voice-Over) That, ladies and gentlemen, was from our Halloween Spectacular one week ago. Later that weekend on OAOAST Pro Wrestling, the top rated sports program in syndication, the Heavenly Rockers were guests… Well, see for yourself. Uncut and uncensored. [b][color="#008000"]The Enterprise [/color]presents… In association with the [color="#FF0000"]OAOAST[/color] and [color="#4169E1"]TSM[/color]…[/b] [I]Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime[/I] A montage so over the top airs. It features the Blonds dancing with orphaned children in Rwanda, opening a school for the underprivileged, partying at a dance club, reuniting a father and daughter, more partying, confronting neo-Nazis, visiting troops overseas and the Playboy mansion. SCHIAVONE What in the world is going on here, Jesse? VENTURA A world television event! SCHIAVONE This reeks of egotism. Who do these guys think they are, Alex Rodriguez and Scott Boras? With the first Love Shack in months coming up this Thursday night on HeldDOWN, the Beverly Hills Blonds are trying to steal the spotlight. [color="#808000"][size=3][b]REEL TALK[/b][/size][/color] MOLLY (Voice-Over) Reel Talk is filmed live before a studio audience. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The curtain is raised to reveal an obscenely expensive set bookend by CAGED GO GO DANCERS and a FISH TANK that stretches from one end of the set to the other. CANNED APPLAUSE are dubbed over the crowd’s boos as our pastel suit-clad hosts grab a drink at the BAR before having a seat on their orange couches. A couple of young women rush towards the stage but are cut off by CPA. SIMON Thank you and welcome to the world television premiere of Reel Talk. I’m “Box Office” Simon Singleton, or B.O.S.S. for short. NED And I’m Ned Blanchard, the man whose goal in life is to break Wilt Chamberlain’s record for sleeping with the most women. So far 1,469 happy -- and very sore -- bitches! :lol: SIMON One of them my ex-wife. NED When he was still married to the broad! Canned laughter. SIMON Anyway, folks, I want to talk to you a little about the show. Unlike other talk shows… NED *cough*THELOVESHACK!*cough SIMON …Reel Talk is dedicated to the issues and people you really care about. No, not some presidential election a year away or even a writer’s strike, but such as our guests this evening, who one week ago at the Halloween Spectacular captured the One & Only World tag team championship for a second time. NED One behind our 3 title reigns. SIMON While you’ll never spot us hanging out together, at November Reign… NED Sunday night, November 25th live only on pay-per-view!! SIMON …you will see us on the same team as we face the Love Doctors… The Blonds stifle laughter. SCHIAVONE After what the Blonds did to them at the Halloween Spectacular I‘m not so sure they‘ll even be able to compete. VENTURA Look on the bright side, Schiavone -- the Docs will save a bundle nursing their own injuries. Who knows, maybe Pigley can get his partner to clear him! SIMON …and returning Lone Star Gunslingers in 8-man elimination action. NED Colonel Abdullah Abir Nerdly presents the greatest rock ‘n’ wrestling band of ALL-time…THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS! [i][size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Dressed casually for the occasion, which is leather jacket/pants for them, the Heavenly Rockers are led out by Holly and the Colonel. NED Guys, welcome to the show. Please, make yourselves at home. SYNTH (to caged dancers) Yo, bitches! My dick, your pussy. After the show. LOGAN Blanchard, you’re still a piece of shit, but thanks for having us on. Nice show you got here. It has a little something I call professionalism. Other talk show hosts can learn a thing or two from you. SIMON You’re too kind. Too kind. It’s this kind of comradely that’s going to lead us to victory at November Reign. But let’s talk about your tag title win at the Halloween Spectacular. Loved the costumes, not the result. ABDULLAH Oh, it was a glorious day in my life and the careers of Synth and Logan. I proved all the critics wrong by guiding these men back to the top, something my dear sister Melody can’t say she’s done and never will. All those years my brothers and sisters-- SIMON Easy there, Colonel. We’re not asking for your life story. ABDULLAH :( NED Hey, what about this incident I heard about with Leon Rodez on that abortion of a talk show, The Love Shack. “YEAH!” SIMON :angry: SYNTH Oh, no, you didn’t. OH, NO! You went and got the Synthmeister all worked up. Did you see that shit he pulled on us? What kind of host sucker punches their guests? The Love Shack ain’t got nothing on your show. That fool’s lucky Logan didn’t finish him off. Bitch on his knees begging Mann not to embarrass him in front of Melody. Pussy. NED Just like his sister. Canned laughter. LOGAN It’s pretty simple. Melody is LAIR and HOMEWRECKER! NED :o LOGAN She tried to deceive the public by portraying herself as the victim when the real victims in all this are Holly and myself. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” LOGAN Melody desperately tried to breakup our marriage so that she could sneak in and manage the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all-time. Who can blame her? Anybody who associates themselves with the Heavenly Rockers instantly skyrocket in popularity. But rather than be subtle about it, Melody kept banging on the door. And we know what happened next. Tell 'em, baby. HOLLY Melody, you had your chance to exit gracefully. Now that you're back I plan on finishing what I started at Zero Hour. LOGAN What can I say? It runs in the family. Holly has business to finish with Melody and we have some business to finish with the Lone Star Gunslingers. They made quite a return...and they'll have quite an exit. SIMON Our time is up. Thanks to our guests for not causing a scene. We hoped you enjoyed the world television premiere of Reel Talk, the show dedicated to the issues and people you really care about. NED We know you did because we hosted. So be sure to join us next time on Reel Talk. I’m Ned Blanchard. SIMON And I’m Simon Singleton. NED/SIMON And you’ll see us again! [I]Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime[/I] [size="1"]Executive Producer Theodore Moneymaker Produced By Simon Singleton Casting Couch Ned Blanchard Security CPA Directed By Molly Nerdly © [color="#008000"]The Enterprise[/color][/size] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
