Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2007 OKERLUND Hello everyone, “Mean” Gene Okerlund here, standing by right now with certainly the most controversial team in the OAOAST today, I'm talking of course about the BRAND NEW One And Only World Tag Team Champions, Logan Mann and Synth Esizer, The Heavenly Rockers... Logan and Synth walk on screen, Logan laughing away to himself as he enters. Both wear the OAOAST Tag Titles proudly over their shoulders once more. OKERLUND And it was no different two weeks ago, when you gentlemen crashed The Love Shack. Now I can’t judge a person’s intent, but it certainly [i]looked[/i] to me like you had plans to attack poor Melody Nerdly yet again. Thankfully, however, the Lone Star Gunslingers and Leon Rodez were there to prevent that from happening. But it didn’t stop you from capturing, again in controversial circumstances, the tag team champion later that evening. A win that must have been somewhat dampen by the return of her Gunslingers. LOGAN Controversial? That's music to our ears Okerlund. That's what these foundations were built on, controversy. Let's face it, sometimes you gotta do something to make people sit up and take notice. And sometimes, you've got crank it up to full blast because people aren't listening. That's one thing we make sure of. If you ain't listening to the Heavenly Rockers, we just ain't being loud enough! Melody Nerdly, you understand, didn't listen. Holly spared her the last time she was in the same ring as us. We thought it was the least she could do for one of our fans. Do you know just how many fans we have, “Mean” Gene Okerlund? OKERLUND More than you deserved! LOGAN And twice the number of Mean Gene Burgers sold. The point is, we’ve had to deal with our fair share of hangers-on. It comes with being the greatest ROCK ‘n’ WRESTLING band of all-time! Broads can smell the money, especially lonely ones such as Melody. They’re the kind of chicks who can’t take no for an answer. As Melody learned, we've got ways of dealing with those kinda broads. SYNTH Ya know, if Melody wanted to be down with The Heavenly Rockers, all she had to do was ask. I mean, she's a bangin' enough chick. That's one Melody I wouldn't mind strumming, again and again, if you know what I mean. LOGAN :D SYNTH Aw yeah. She can swing by the tour bus and me and Logan'll fill her with enough to stock a sperm bank for a month! But rest assured, we'd pull the bus over onto the side of the road when we're done with her and dump her in the lay-by, just like all the other groupies we pick up! OKERLUND I cannot believe you can talk about a young woman like that! LOGAN We can say and do whatever the hell we want. We're the greatest rock n' wrestling band of all time. We've earned that right. Besides, that's all she's good for anyway. There's only one woman in the OAOAST worth a damn and it's my wife Holly. Everyone else is just dreaming. If The Gunslingers or The Sk8ter Boiz… OKERLUND They go by the name Christ Air Express now. LOGAN New name, same old story if they’re ever in the ring with us. If any one of these teams seriously think that Melody Nerdly is going to do for them what Holly has done for The Heavenly Rockers, well, then they're even dumber than we gave them credit for. And that's saying a lot, considering they're Texans AND Canadians. SYNTH Gene-O, you wouldn't know what to do with a groupie! OKERLUND I'll have you know I was quite the player in my heyday. SYNTH Translation: VIRGIN! The Rockers yuck it up and high-five at Okerlund's expense. OKERLUND I don't know what's happened to you two but I can tell you, I don't like it one bit. You two are accumulating a lot of enemies in the OAOAST. LOGAN We’re not here to make friends. That's what Melody Nerdly had to find out the hard way, we'll be more than happy to wise up anyone else who don't get the message. We sent The Sooner Bruisers packin'. We ran over The New New Midnights. We put the cowboys on the DL list, we beat the skaters so bad they changed their names, we took Chicks Over Dicks' Tag Titles... hey, if Leon Rodez wants to stick his nose into his girlfriend's sister's business where it don't belong, we'll be happy putting him out of commission too! SYNTH It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll with The Heavenly Rockers. A lesson we’re gonna teach Heat and Fly later tonight. So deal wit dat ya'll mutha'fuckas! Synth storms off, but to Okerlund's surprise Logan isn't yet done. LOGAN Just remember one thing. There ain't no heaven without no hell and heaven's reserved for us! Finally, Logan joins the storm-off with his bandmate, leaving poor Mean Gene flustered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
