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HD: Vinny segment + new character debut

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JOSH
I'm here with "Disco Duck" Vinny Valentine, who has a very special guest with him!  Want to introduce him, Vinny?

VALENTINE
Josh, I'd like you to meet my cousin, Tony Tourette!

Josh sticks his hand out to Tony.

JOSH
Nice to meet you, Tony!

TONY
Likewise...*loud grunt* FUCKWHORESHIT!

Josh jerks his hand back in shock.  After a brief awkward pause, Vinny speaks again.

VINNY
I've managed to secure a manager's license for Tony, so from this point forward, this man is going to be out there in my corner!

JOSH
Does that include tonight against Alix Maria Spezia?

TONY
CUNT!  BITCH! *cough*

VINNY
Correct statements by the both of you!  Right here tonight, me and Tony are gonna show Alix exactly why it's bros before hos!

TONY
HOLY SHIT!

Tony says this as Maria walks by, scaring the hell out of her.

VINNY
C'mon Tony, let's get ready!

TONY
SUCK MY DICK!

VINNY (as the two walk away)
Hey, who got you this job?

Josh looks on as the two walk down the hall.

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