alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2007 (edited) [i]Renegade[/i] hits, and Reject makes his way through the curtains. COLE And this is a Heartland title match, booked last week by Anglesault! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Making his way to the ring, the challenger, hailing from the Bronx, weighing in at 235 pounds...he is the OAOAST International champion of the WORLD...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE For those of you who watched last week, you all know that this match was requested by Denzel Spencer after having to forfeit the International World title due to the controversial finish! COACH And it was the right call, that no-good Hebner tried to screw Reject out of his title! Reject rolls into the ring, and stands in the corner. COLE Reject doesn't have that confident look that he normally has in there... COACH Can you blame him? Look at what he's faced against! Suddenly, the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! A figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER His opponent, hailing from South of Heaven...weighing in at 220 pounds...he is the OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA AAAANNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!! Sandman walks to the ring, then climbs in, and is immediately jumped by Reject! *DING DING DING* COLE Here we go! Sandman and Reject exchange blows on the mat, then roll to the outside and continue the slugfest. Sandman gets the better of the exchange. COACH Reject's making two big mistakes already! You don't want to exchange blows with Sandman, and you definitely don't want to take it to the floor! Reject goes to the eyes, however, and grabs a side headlock, but is shoved into the ringpost! COLE Reject sent into the steel ringpost! Sandman walks over towards Reject, and picks him up, but Reject counters an Irish whip, sending Sandman into the steel guardrail! Reject quickly follows up with a spinkick, sending Sandman over the railing and into the crowd! COLE Reject with a nice recovery, finished with a great spinkick! Reject follows Sandman into the crowd, then picks him up and slams him on the floor! Reject then grabs a fan's beer, drinks part of it, and tosses it onto Sandman before stomping away! COACH And one of our great fans offering Reject a little refreshment! COLE :rolleyes: Sandman fights to his feet, and the two brawl further into the crowd. Reject gets the better of it this time, and sets up a suplex! COLE Suplex coming up, perhaps! Sandman blocks twice, however, and delivers one of his own! COLE But it's Reject who takes the move on the floor! Sandman kicks Reject as he moves back towards the ring, then tosses him over the guardrail. Sandman then waits for Reject to get to his feet, and executes a slingshot clothesline over the railing! COLE Great clothesline by Sandman! Sandman stomps away briefly on Reject, then attempts an Irish whip, but Reject reverses once again, sending him into the steel steps! COLE And Sandman once again tasting steel! Reject catches his wind, then goes under the ring, finding a trash can, full of assorted goodies! COLE And Reject now going for the weaponry! Reject dumps the contents of the can into the ring, then grabs the can and brings it down across the back of Sandman! COLE Reject's doing surprisingly well in this environment, against this opponent, I have to say! Reject rolls Sandman back into the ring, then grabs a small road sign which was in the can, and brings it down across Sandman's head! COACH DAY-UM~! Reject brings the sign down again, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject slides the can into mid-ring, then picks up Sandman, setting up the PITCH BLACK~!!!!!11111 COACH Reject going for it early here! However, Sandman backdrops out! COLE But it's countered into a backdrop! Sandman then grabs the can as Reject gets to his feet, and brings it down on his head! COACH Uh-oh...I don't like the looks of this! Sandman lays the can down, and executes a DDT onto the can! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Sandman follows with BOOT SCRAPES~! to the face of Reject! COLE Sandman working on Reject with those boot scrapes, one of his trademarks! COACH I thought John Cena had the Trademarks? COLE I think they're taking bookings now that Cena's on the shelf. COACH HOLLA~! brb, Cole, I gotta make a phonecall! COLE No, you stay right here, we've got a match to call! Sandman picks up Reject, and grabs him in a side headlock, but Reject counters with a back suplex onto the trashcan! COLE And a very resourceful move there by Reject! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Sandman, and attempts an Irish whip. Sandman reverses, and attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Reject spins through and lands on his feet, then scoops up Sandman and plants him with a TOMBSTONE~! COACH YEAH~! COLE Big move by Reject, and now he's going for another one! Reject goes to the top rope, gets his balance, and goes for a BIG ELBOW~!!!111...but Sandman rolls out of the way! COLE And nobody home! Both men lay on the mat trying to gather their senses, then get to their feet. Reject takes a big swing at Sandman, who ducks, and suplexes Reject over the top to the floor! COLE Nice counter, and Reject sent over to the floor! Sandman follows Reject out, and stomps away, then tosses him back inside. He then goes under the ring, and finds a BARBED WIRE CHAIR~! COACH Oh, no! COLE Sandman's got the big guns now! Sandman rolls back inside, and waits for Reject to get to his feet. Sandman takes a big swing, but Reject ducks, then quickly drops down and delivers a low blow! COLE But a counter by Reject! Reject then grabs the chair, and brings it down across the back of Sandman! COLE Reject with a HUGE blast from that chair! Reject picks up the chair again, and brings it down again as Sandman is on all fours! Reject then holds the chair up in the air, as the crowd boos. Reject covers... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Reject picks up Sandman, and executes a fisherman's buster! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject tosses Sandman to the outside, then poses some more, drawing boos. Reject then follows Sandman outside, and starts to pick apart the announce table. COACH Better watch out here, Cole! Reject finishes the job, then rolls Sandman onto the table and follows him up. Reject hammers away, then sets up a piledriver, but Sandman backdrops out! COACH OW! COLE Sandman with the counter, but the table didn't give! Sandman then waits on Reject to get to his feet, and executes a URINAGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS' TABLE~! COLE But it gave that time! Both men lay in the table wreckage for a few seconds, then Sandman picks Reject up and tosses him back inside. He grabs the barbed wire chair, then scoops it under Reject, lifting him off the mat, and scoop slamming him onto the chair! COLE Nice use of the chair by Sandman, don't think I've seen that one before! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COACH But it's not enough yet, Cole! Sandman hammers away with forearms in the corner, but Reject kicks him low! COLE And Reject still fighting back! Reject picks up Sandman, and executes a Northern Lights suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject then sets up Sandman on the top rope, follows him up, and sets up a SUPERPLEX~! However, Sandman delivers two shots to the gut, then lifts Reject in a suplex of his own, dropping him face-first to the mat! Sandman follows him down with a senton splash! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! Suddenly, the Burrough Boys make their way down the aisle! COLE And here come the reinforcements for Reject! Mariano slides in, and gets caught with a shot from the barbed wire chair to the head! COACH Jeez! Luther leaps off the top, and takes the same chair to the gut! Sandman then quickly hooks him, and delivers the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE And Sandman taking them one at a time! Quincy is able to nail him from behind, and whips him into the ropes. However, Sandman ducks a clothesline, and catches him with a YAKUZA KICK~! Waldo charges, but Sandman ducks, and catches him with a snapmare followed by a seated dropkick! He then grabs the chair, and tosses it at Reject, then kicks it back in his face! COLE And still with the wits about him to stop Reject! He tosses Waldo out of the ring, then hooks Reject and plants him with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE And that should do it! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And it does! COACH Shit! COLE Sandman retains the Heartland title! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA AAAANNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!! COLE Sandman had to fight off five men, but he has done it again here tonight! He won by disqualification three weeks ago, and tonight, it's a pinfall in the center of the ring over Reject, and he is still the OAOAST Heartland champion! Folks, we'll brb! 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