SJL Crimson Predictions for June 23

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

SJL Crimson Card

Due: Sunday, June 23, 5 PM board time.

Venue: The Teco Arena in Fort Myers, Florida!

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

Fugue vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

 

RETURN MATCH! - send to Hville Thugg

Poisyn vs. Silent

 

RETURN MATCH MARK TWO! - send to Suicide King

Mike Van Siclen vs. Venom

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Thor

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

C.I.A. vs. Ced Ordonez

 

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Thoth

Sydney Sky vs. Z

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - send to crusen86

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador vs. Tod deKindes

[Guest Insanityman]

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

Fugue vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

~Y2K.

 

RETURN MATCH!

Poisyn vs. Silent

~Poisyn I'm pulling for you, but Silent is ready to kick some ass.

 

RETURN MATCH MARK TWO!

Mike Van Siclen vs. Venom

~WHOOOO!!!! Venom to win.

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Thor

~I gotta' pull with Mak.

 

SINGLES MATCH

C.I.A. vs. Ced Ordonez

~C.I.A. Gets the big win.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sydney Sky vs. Z

~Sky.

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador vs. Tod deKindes

~Danny or Tod... I burnt myself out of ideas for that other match, ugh.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

You will not be getting my indepth show analysis this time as I don't really feel like it in this humid weather and I am preparing to leave on a long weekendy trip tomorrow to Pittsburgh to work staff for the MonsterBash horror film convention. That is also why I am not on the card for Crimson and Danny gets one of those triple threat matches he loves so much.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

Fugue vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

-I haven't read the show to see how Y2k did in his first match, but Fugue shows a lot of promise and continual improvement week in and week out.

FUGUE

 

RETURN MATCH! - send to Hville Thugg

Poisyn vs. Silent

-I don't know Silent and I do so see Poisyn stepping up as the sWo gains steam. Looks like a good contest on paper.

POISYN

 

RETURN MATCH MARK TWO! - send to Suicide King

Mike Van Siclen vs. Venom

-I don't know this guy either, but from Edwin's description he sound like a bad mofo and MVS has not really hit his stride since his return.

VENOM

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Thor

-Didn't we just see this match like a show ago? Thor promises to not no-show here, but I still see Mak as a juggernaut that will rule the t.v. title divsion as equally well as TNT did.

FRANCIS

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

C.I.A. vs. Ced Ordonez

-I like both guys a lot and I have heaped tons of praise on CIA for his dilligence and work ethic. However, I feel that Ced is majorly underrated and CIA is still green enough to be edged out by Ordonez.

CED

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Thoth

Sydney Sky vs. Z

-Looks like a very entertaining and fun matchup on paper. This is just going to come down to who ever comes up with the best story line concept to maximize the potential of both characters and the situation.

PUSH

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - send to crusen86

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador vs. Tod deKindes

-Should be tight, but Danny really, really, really wants to avoid a triple threat match so I look for him to just write a kick ass encounter to win here (which will hopefully leaved him creatively drained for our match)

DEATHWISH

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

Fugue vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

-Tha Fugue

 

RETURN MATCH! - send to Hville Thugg

Poisyn vs. Silent

-Feh @ that bitch who thinks he's eViler than thou. I'll show him... either way, no prediction.

 

RETURN MATCH MARK TWO! - send to Suicide King

Mike Van Siclen vs. Venom

-The Snake Handler.

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Thor

-Franchise, baby!

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

C.I.A. vs. Ced Ordonez

-Ced Ordonez

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Thoth

Sydney Sky vs. Z

-ZEE!!!

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - send to crusen86

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador vs. Tod deKindes

-"Deathwish" Danny W.

[Guest]

SJL Crimson Card

Due: Sunday, June 23, 5 PM board time.

Venue: The Teco Arena in Fort Myers, Florida!

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

Fugue vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

 

I'm always partial to well-developed characters when I make my predictions, and Fugue seems fairly interesting...therefore, he wins. Simple, no?

 

RETURN MATCH! - send to Hville Thugg

Poisyn vs. Silent

 

Sorry to disappoint, Flexxx(God, what a stupid name. And a pain in the ass to type, too), but you never could fuck with me, and neither can Matt Myers, no matter how amusing his Hooked on Phonics may be. I win. Boo ya.

 

RETURN MATCH MARK TWO! - send to Suicide King

Mike Van Siclen vs. Venom

 

Venom is good when he's motivated. Venom is motivated. Venom wins.

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Thor

 

I have no idea who these people are, so...champ retains.

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

C.I.A. vs. Ced Ordonez

 

Again, well-developed, non-generic-badass characters are good. CIA to win.

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Thoth

Sydney Sky vs. Z

 

Sydney's back? w00t? She wins, because she is Sydney, and I remember who she is.

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - send to crusen86

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador vs. Tod deKindes

 

My heart and my deviant sense of humor says "IL! YOU CAN DO IT!"...and then I stop to think about it, and I think that Danny Williams wins this match.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

[Guest midnight_burn]

These are the best predictions in the world. If you disagree with my predictions, you are wrong, and you will die.

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

Fugue vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

-> Fugue to get the win.

 

RETURN MATCH! - send to Hville Thugg

Poisyn vs. Silent

-> Silent to beat Poisyn.

 

RETURN MATCH MARK TWO! - send to Suicide King

Mike Van Siclen vs. Venom

-> Venom to kick off his return on a good note.

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Thor

-> Mak to retain the gold.

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

C.I.A. vs. Ced Ordonez

-> Ced to get the duke on this occassion.

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Thoth

Sydney Sky vs. Z

-> Z to top his fellow XF9'er.

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - send to crusen86

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador vs. Tod deKindes

-> Tod to kick booty and get the win.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Mafia presents the best predictions post ever, transcending the bounds of fucking space and time. These are better than Stryke's predictions, so don't let him tell you any different.

 

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SINGLES MATCH

Fugue vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

-> Y2K one-ups Fugue

 

RETURN MATCH!

Poisyn vs. Silent

-> Sorry, Poisyn. I would say different, but that promo by Silent was the bomb diggity.

 

RETURN MATCH MARK TWO!

Mike Van Siclen vs. Venom

-> Venom returns...with a vengeance.

 

TV TITLE MATCH

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Thor

-> The Franchise retains...with a vengeance.

 

SINGLES MATCH

C.I.A. vs. Ced Ordonez

-> Ced Ordonez wins.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sydney Sky vs. Z

-> Z wins, because I said so.

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador vs. Tod deKindes

-> Todski.

 

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SINGLES MATCH

Fugue vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

* Hmm...I thought Fugue was just going to tear things apart, but I tihnk i'm going to go with the new guy. Y2K with the win.

 

RETURN MATCH!

Poisyn vs. Silent

* Silent's back, and he should be ready to go, but he's going to have a tough time with Poisyn. Gonna be a good one. I'll go with Poisyn.

 

RETURN MATCH MARK TWO!

Mike Van Siclen vs. Venom

*I think Venom's gonna have some ring rust, and MVS will proceed to knock that rust off, and then some.

 

TV TITLE MATCH

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Thor

* Oh, you can't stop this kid. He's crrrrazy. Francis with another retain.

 

SINGLES MATCH

C.I.A. vs. Ced Ordonez

* This is a nifty little match out of left-field. I'll go with Ced to take the win here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sydney Sky vs. Z

* Syd, because she's the coolest. Sorry Z, but I'm sure you understand. =)

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador vs. Tod deKindes

* Well, Danny's jacked up over the triple threat so you'd think he's just just fashizzle this thing to all hell. But i'm going to go with IL and an upset.

[Guest Ace309]

SINGLES MATCH - Fugue vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

- I'm a Fugue mark.

 

RETURN MATCH! - Poisyn vs. Silent

- I've never seen Silent's work, so I'm considering this a brand-n00b match, which I never predict.

 

RETURN MATCH MARK TWO! - Mike Van Siclen vs. Venom

- Er, ditto.

 

TV TITLE MATCH - "The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Thor

- Mak. Even though he's got a generic US Amateur gold medal, and not an NCAA Championship, a University Freestyle Championship, a Junior National Freestyle Championship....

 

SINGLES MATCH - C.I.A. vs. Ced Ordonez

- Dear, sweet mother of god. I'd buy this on PPV. I'm guessing Ced, but either one could take this.

 

SINGLES MATCH - Sydney Sky vs. Z

- Z, if only because Syd's distracted with the prospect of popping out Nordic babies.

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador vs. Tod deKindes

- I like IL for the upset. So sue me.

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

Fugue vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

Gedo

 

RETURN MATCH! - send to Hville Thugg

Poisyn vs. Silent

I don't know anything about Silent.

 

RETURN MATCH MARK TWO! - send to Suicide King

Mike Van Siclen vs. Venom

I don't know anything about Venom.

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Thor

Shane Douglas

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

C.I.A. vs. Ced Ordonez

Ced

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Thoth

Sydney Sky vs. Z

Syd

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - send to crusen86

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador vs. Tod deKindes

Tod has my number, I think it was three or two straight times he beat me.

[Guest kelloggs]

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

Fugue vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

 

Y2K because we need the W

 

RETURN MATCH! - send to Hville Thugg

Poisyn vs. Silent

 

Poisyn v Silent is a tuff one to call. Silent looked good on the stick but can he still put a decent match together.

No comment

 

RETURN MATCH MARK TWO! - send to Suicide King

Mike Van Siclen vs. Venom

 

MVS needs to get back on track but Venom sounds like the shit

No comment

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Thor

 

Ah yes me v Thor again and this time he's showing up. It'll be close because he a good writer but I really don't know how to make the finish credible without another DOUBAFISHAMANBUSTA! But I can't use it twice in a row or can I.

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

C.I.A. vs. Ced Ordonez

 

Me think Ced is underrated

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Thoth

Sydney Sky vs. Z

 

toss up, there are a lot of these in my post. This is a tough card.

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - send to crusen86

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador vs. Tod deKindes

 

Normally i'd say Tod but both Danny and IL are fight for something important to them.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Me think Ced is underrated

 

Mak Francis is my hero.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

I'm changing my prediction of the Z/Sydney match.

 

Syd is no longer the coolest. Z is. In fact, he's my new favorite JLer and will become world champion over all of you all, if he isn't bumped first, because he's so damn good. So nyah. Z to win in blowout fashion.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

LOL... Z!

 

Enuff said.