HD: Video Package From Last Week

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Place this at the beginning of the show, right after the Thanksgiving segment.

 

[QUOTE][b]LAST WEEK ON HELDDOWN~![/b]

STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK
I'm gonna make sure that we both walk into November Reign as champions...and we both walk OUT of November Reign as champions! 

At this, PRL raises the Corporate Eyebrow. 

POPICK
You're going to face...COLOMBIAN HEAT for the OAOAST United States Title RIGHT NOW! 

(CLIP)

Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua drag a weakened Colombian Heat down the entrance ramp. 

COLE
Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua are bringing Colombian Heat out here! They're dragging him out here against his own will! 

COACH
Oh, like PRL cares about that! 

(CLIP)

PRL hits Colombian Heat with a flying clothesline. 

PRL does his shaky leg kicks on Colombian Heat. 

PRL gives Heat a Hurricarana. 

PRL drops the Corporate Elbow Drop on Heat. 

COLE
And PRL absolutley dominating Colombian Heat, and Stephen Joseph Popick is VERY pleased with this! 

PRL gives Colombian Heat an European Uppercut. 

PRL gives Colombian Heat a Stinger Splash. 

(CLIP)

Colombian Heat kicks PRL in the face. 

Colombian Heat gives PRL a spinning neckbreaker. 

Colombian Heat hits PRL with a missile dropkick and then does the Spinaroonie. 

COLE
And Colombian Heat is fighting back! 

COACH
What the hell!? 

Colombian Heat nails PRL with clothesline after clothesline. 

Colombian Heat hits PRL with a leg lariat. 

Colombian Heat does the Shake, Rattle & Roll on PRL. 

Colombian Heat does the Shaky Leg Kneedrop. 

COLE
Popick is annoyed right now! 

Colombian Heat does the PELE KICK~! 

COLE
PELE KICK! PELE KICK!

COACH
Aw, he can hit it from anywhere! 

(CLIP)

Colombian Heat has PRL up for the Colombian Necktie!

COLE
He's going to do it! He's going to retain his Title! 

Suddenly, Stephen Joseph Popick enters the ring and slams the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt into Colombian Heat's face, causing Heat to drop Tha Puerto Rican down onto the mat! 

COLE
And Stephen Joseph Popick has entered the ring! He's stopped the Colombian Necktie! 

Popick starts kicking Colombian Heat! Referee Mickey Jay sees this and calls for the bell. 

*DING DING DING* (8:04)

COLE
The match is over! Colombian Heat retains the United States Title! 

(CLIP)

COLE
Stephen Joseph Popick has screwed Tha Puerto Rican out of the United States Title! 

COACH
He didn't mean to! It was unintentional! 

COLE
I don't know about that. 

COACH
What? It was! 

(CLIP)

The Lightning Crew and Stephen Joseph Popick do a beatdown on Colombian Heat! 

COLE
The Lightning Crew and Popick just decimating the United States Champion! 

COACH
Serves him right! 

Cuban Wall does The Lightning Crew Splash on Colombian Heat. 

Vitamin X does the X-Clamation Point on Colombian Heat. 

Mr. Boricua chokeslams Colombian Heat. 

Stephen Joseph Popick gives Colombian Heat the Finality! 

Colombian Heat is lying flat on the mat. 

(CLIP)

Stephen Joseph Popick grabs a steel chair. 

Vitamin X grabs a steel chair. 

COLE
What are they going to do now? 

COACH
Something good I bet! 

Popick throws his chair into the ring. 

COLE
Oh no. I don't like this. 

(CLIP)

Popick places Vitamin X's chair underneath Heat's head. 

COLE
No. Don't tell me. 

(CLIP)

Popick gives PRL the other chair. He tells PRL something. 

COLE
No! Not this! Not a Conchairto! 

COACH
Yeah! Do it! Do it! Give Heat a concussion! End his career!

(CLIP ALERT~!)

PRL, a little dazed, looks at the chair, and then looks at Popick. 

COLE
Don't tell me! He's not going to do this! No way! 

COACH
He will, Cole! He HATES Colombian Heat with every fiber of his being! 

PRL looks down at Heat. He has a look of hesitation on his face. The crowd is begging PRL not to do it. Colombian Heat is lying flat on the mat, his head on top of a steel chair. 

(CLIP ALERT~!)

PRL raises the steel chair over his head.

COLE
No! No! No! No! No! 

COACH
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 

COLE
PRL's gonna give Colombian Heat a Conchairto! 

PRL continues raising the chair over his head. The crowd is at a fever pitch. The Lightning Crew and Popick are egging him on. 

COACH
What's he waiting for? Do it already! Do the Conchairto! 

PRL has an evil look on his face. He is breathing hard. He looks down at the fallen Heat. And suddenly, his expression changes. From one of evil to one of sadness, even remorse. The music changes from high impact, fast paced rock music...to sullen, melacholy music. 

COLE
Wait...what's going on? 

COACH
What is he waiting for? 

PRL has a sad look on his face. Popick is confused. So is The Lightning Crew. PRL brings the chair down. The crowd is shocked. 

COACH
Did...did PRL not want to do the Conchairto? 

COLE
Uh...yeah. I...think so. 

PRL is holding the chair close to the mat. He runs his right hand through his hair. He shakes his head. 

COLE
PR seems...remorseful. 

COACH
What? Why? Why Heat? 

COLE
He...he didn't want to do it! 

COACH
But why not? 

COLE
I don't know why!

Popick is asking why. PRL is telling him something the microphones on the cameras can't pick up. The Lightning Crew are as confused as Popick. 

COLE
PRL refused to do the Conchairto on his former best friend, and I stress the word 'FORMER'. 

COACH
Why, man? You had him right there! Why would you not do it? 

PRL starts to leave the ring. But Popick is not done asking questions. PRL motions that he's going to use the chair, and Popick backs off a little. 

POPICK
Okay. Okay. Okay. Guys, let him go. 

(CLIP ALERT~!)

PRL throws his chair down onto the mat, and exits the ring. And the crowd actually cheers. Popick stands in the ring, holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his right shoulder, quizzical over PRL's actions. Vitamin X, The Bone Thug, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, and Thomas Rodriguez all stand in the ring confused too, each one wondering why Tha Puerto Rican refused to do the Conchairto on Colombian Heat. 

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican refused to do the Conchairto on Colombian Heat! What made him decide against it? 

COACH
I don't know. But I don't think Popick is particulary pleased about this! 

"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican walks up the entrance ramp with his head down. 

COLE
Well, it looks like things aren't all sunshine and roses in the PR/Popick camp! Still, what made Tha Puerto Rican NOT want to give Colombian Heat a Conchairto? 

Colombian Heat is still lying unconscious on the mat, his face down on the steel chair. The other steel chair lies on the mat, unused. Stephen Joseph Popick is annoyed, discussing this current situation with the other Lightning Crew members, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his right shoulder. This is the last image we see as the video package ends. The sullen, melacholy music ends.[/QUOTE]

Edited November 23, 2007 by Ed Wood Caulfield