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Ed Wood Caulfield

NR: PR/Popick segment

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Place this segment right after the first match if you will. Thanks in advance.

 

The camera cuts to the parking lot. A long black stretch limousine drives into the parking lot. The camera does a close-up of the license plate. It reads

LCREW 1

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"/"YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The long black stretch limousine stops. The driver gets out of the limo and walks on over, opening one of the passenger doors. Out steps the current OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion Stephen Joseph Popick to loud jeers from the audience. Popick, in his suit and tie ensemble, has an evil smile on his face as he looks at the parking lot. 

STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK
It's showtime! 

Popick grabs the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt from the limo and slings it over his right shoulder. He chuckles for some reason. 

POPICK
Come on guys! 

Coming out of the limo next is "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, to a noticeably positive reaction. He is also in his "Corporate" attire of Puerto Rican flag bandana on his head, sunglasses, earring on his left ear, gold chain around his neck, white dress shirt, red tie, black sports jacket, $500 Rolex watch on his right wrist, his engagement ring on his right ring finger, black dress pants, and black dress shoes. PR is less excited then Popick, but still manages to crack a smile to humour his "Career Consultant". 

POPICK
Let's hustle! Hustle! A big night ahead of us! 

PRL helps Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez out of the limo. She has the OAOAST Women's Championship belt over her right shoulder. Lindsay is wearing hoop earrings, a black sleeveless sweater with a large white skull and crossbones design on it, a gold necklace, gold braclets around her wrists, her engagement ring on her right ring finger, a gold watch on her right wrist, a blue ruffled miniskirt with a black belt, and black heels. Following Lindsay is Vitamin X, then Princess Stacey, Cuban Wall, The Bone Thug, Thomas Rodriguez, and finally, Mr. Boricua. The Lightning Crew and Stephen Joseph Popick all stand outside for a few moments.

POPICK
All right. Let's go! Main event match tonight! 

Stephen Joseph Popick leads the way to the parking lot exit, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt gleaming over his right shoulder. With a beaming smile, Popick motions for The Lightning Crew to follow him. They do so. 

COLE
And here they are. Stephen Joseph Popick, the World Heavyweight Champion, and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, just ONE of the five men Popick will be facing in the Triple Decker Cage Match later on tonight here at November Reign. 

COACH
This will be a big night for either Popick OR Tha Puerto Rican! Or possibly both! What if they both capture the Title? 

COLE
That won't happen, Coach. 

COACH
What makes you so sure? Are you Nostradamus? 

COLE
No. But I doubt that'll happen. Not if Tha Puerto Rican's the same Puerto Rican that's been in the OAOAST since 2003! 

COACH
Oh there you go. Always hating on Tha Puerto Rican! 

COLE
Weren't you hating on him three weeks ago when we were in Puerto Rico? 

COACH
That's different. I had my reasons! 

COLE
Oh come on!

Edited by Ed Wood Caulfield

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