Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2007 Abrupt ending, but I spent my Thanksgiving weekend playing Firo Pro Wrestling Returns and the match suffered because of it. Well, the ending really. [i][size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” SYNTH [img=http://www.websmileys.com/sm/angels/angel2.gif] LOGAN [img=http://www.websmileys.com/sm/angels/angelwings.gif] SIMON :p NED :D BUFFER The following is an 8-man elimination contest! Introducing first, team co-captains LOGAN USHER MANN and “THE HANDSOME HUSTLER” NED BLANCHARD! COLONEL ABDULLAH ABIR NERDLY presents the greatest rock ‘n’ wrestling band of AAAAALLLL-time, THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY ROCKERS, featuring THE BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS. Collectively…THE ENTERTAINERS! Theme music: Trust Company, "Rock The Casbah" "Rock The Casbah" by Trust Company cues up and Leon Rodez struts out onstage with the rest of his squadron. Jade and Melody chat amongst themselves as their charges go around slapping hands, and collecting phone numbers in the case of Leon and Tyler! The Gunslingers, however, choose to focus their attention on the Heavenly Rockers, eying them all the way. Baron through a protective mask design to guard his nose from any further damage. BUFFER Their opponents, being accompanied by JADE RODEZ and MELODY NERDLY! First, two-thirds of the World 6-man tag team champions... "TREMENDOUS" TYLER BRYANT and team captain "SILKY SMOOTH" LEON RODEZ! And their partners, from San Antonio, Texas… “THE TEXAS TWISTER” JOCK MULLIGAN and BARON WINDELS… THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGERS! THE KINGS OF LLLEEEEEEOOOOONN!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE You can see the hatred in the Lone Star Gunslingers’ eyes. They badly want to repay the Heavenly Rockers for what they did to them and Melody. COACH Didn’t anybody ever tell Jock and Baron it’s not good to hold grudges? They were getting too big for their britches and the Heavenly Rockers put them in their place. COLE Revisionist history at its finest. But one has to wonder how much effect that protective guard will have on Baron. The Gunslingers rush the ring with vengeance in mind, but the Entertainers high-tail it as Rodez and Bryant join their partners inside. To save face the Entertainers huddle together for a last-minute “strategy session“. Little do they realize OAOAST cameras pick up Ned telling everyone to “stay here so they think we know what we’re doing.” LOGAN :rolleyes: Logan proves why he’s the real captain of the team, ordering Synth to jump Jock from behind as the Kings of Leon casually remove their pre-match garb in the corner. With Leon and Tyler flirting with the female ring attendant and the Gunslingers conversing with Melody and Jade, Synth is able to blindside the Texas Twister and drag him out towards the center of the ring away from his corner. * DINGDINGDING * COLE With no regard for human life, perhaps due to being stoned out of his mind, Synth walked into the lion’s den and left unscathed! COACH Synth is fearless, Cole. How many people do you know can say they’ve died 3 times? COLE It certainly explains his erratic behavior at times. The Synthmeister pummels Jock to his knees, and then rakes the laces of the boots across the eyes, momentarily blinding the proud Texan. Sent in for the ride Jock manages to put on the brakes and kick Synth in the shoulder, followed by a round of Cowboy Bebop (bionic) elbows that stagger his foe. Jock gives Synth a taste of his own medicine, firing him off to the ropes, and connects with a diving lariat! ONE… KICKOUT! Baron receives the tag and the fans voice their approval. The statuesque Gunslinger delivers a clubbing overhand right onto the outstretched arm of Synth from the top, then wrings the arm, but Synth answers with a knee to the midsection and an uppercut from way downtown. Logan immediately asks for the tag as Baron struggles to remain on his feet after that shot from Synth. Logan climbs the stairway to heaven, figuratively speaking, and spreads his “wings” before flying…but Baron catches him coming off the top with a shot to the gut! COACH He was playing possum, Cole. COLE Logan took a chance and it didn’t pay off. Baron smashes Logan’s face in the turnbuckle and hammers away from the middle rope. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10! Whipped into the ropes, Logan ducks a big boot and tags Ned, much to the fans chagrin. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!“ COLE The fans aren’t happy to see that. They were looking forward to Logan getting his. COACH He’s doing them a favor, Cole. Baron’s lucky he caught Logan being overanxious or it’d have been a whole different story. “YYEEEAAAHHHHH!” Team captain Leon Rodez receives a rousing ovation as he enters for the first time. Blanchard is none too impressed, talking smack to Rodez who just stands there with his arms folded chewing a piece of gum. “Are you even listening to me?” Ned barks. In typical Leon Rodez fashion, the Silky Smooth One responds lightheartedly, blowing a bubble in Blanchard‘s face. But the Handsome Hustler is less than amused and pops Rodez with a stinging right hand! COACH That sure burst his bubble, huh? Ha! Leon fights back, trading blows with Ned. Just when it seems Rodez is about to gain control Blanchard comes back with a fury. The Grand Rapids Golden Child ducks a back elbow and levels Ned with THE SHACK ATTACK! ONE… KICKOUT! Rodez charges in after whipping Ned to the corner and drives both knees into the sternum, then plants the Handsome Hustler mid-ring with an EXPLODER SUPLEX! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Leon moves as Simon accidentally drops an elbow on his tag partner! Then Rodez brings the Blonds together for a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Quick tag to “Tremendous” Tyler Bryant, who Rodez assists in the ROCKET LAUNCHER CLOTHESLINE! COLE How about that? Larger Than Life Line as performed by Leon Rodez and Tyler Bryant! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Ned quickly rolls away towards his corner and tags Simon. Pumped up by the rest of his teammates, the Box Office Draw storms inside and is brought down by an arm drag takeover! Down but not out Simon RISES UP~ and lands a back elbow to free himself from Tyler’s clutches. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Following a trifecta of knife-edge chops, Tyler reverses Simon’s Irish whip and takes him around the world is a TILT… NO, SIMON COUNTERS WITH A HEADSCISSORS! Singleton charters a flight and… “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” …EATS A SUPERKICK!! SYNTH, LOGAN, NED, MOLLY, HOLLY & COL. ABDULLAH :o COACH DAYUM~! ONE… TWO… THREE!! * DINGDINGDING * [b]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Simon Singleton Eliminated by: “Tremendous” Tyler Bryant (pinfall) Advantage: Kings of Leon, 4-3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/b] The Colonel and half-sister Molly help Simon outside and eventually to the back. Meanwhile, fellow BHB Ned Blanchard clubs Tyler from behind, then violates him in a non-sexual way in the corner -- punching and chopping the teen dream sensation before he STOMPS A MUDHOLE AND WALKS IT DRY! COLE The Handsome Hustler firing on all cylinders. He wants to even the odds once again for his team. Pelvic thrust earns Ned a thumbs down from Jade but a big cheer from Molly whose returned to ringside along with Colonel Abdullah after escorting Simon backstage. Ned fires Tyler into the ropes and hip… NO, Tyler twirls out and delivers a hip toss of his own! When Blanchard returns to his feet he’s leveled by a Jock Mulligan, now the legal man, HIGH CROSS BODY PURPLE MONEY DISHWASHER!! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Mulligan staggers Blanchard with Cowboy Bebop elbows, then flattens him with the TEXAS PRAYER BOOK! ONE… TWO… THREE-- NO! COACH Give the Handsome Hustler his due, Cole. He’s displaying a great deal of intestinal fortitude. COLE No doubt about it. The Texas Twister whips Ned in and snaps him over with a beautifully executed BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! COLE 1337 Pwnage! Blanchard is moments away from joining his partner in the shower. Unbeknownst to him and the announcers, there was a blind tag, and Synth capitalizes with a SECOND ROPE ELBOW DROP! The cover! JOCK, LEON, TYLER, JADE & MELODY :huh: COLE What’s going on here? COACH I think we had a tag. ONE… TWO… THREE! “AWWWWWWWWWWW!” * DINGDINGDING * SYNTH :headbang: [b]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Jock Mulligan Eliminated by: Synth (pinfall) Advantage: Even, 3-3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/b] Leon and company protest the call, but the second official ringside verifies there was a tag. The Entertainers, meanwhile, celebrate as though they just won the match. Synth lets his guard down the most as he jams to his air guitar, and Baron clobbers him with a TOP ROPE LARIAT! ONE… TWO… THREE! * DINGDINGDING * “YEA!” [b]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Synth Eliminated by: Baron Windels Advantage: The Kings of Leon, 3-2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/b] COACH You’ve got to be kidding me?!? COLE What a sudden turn of events. The Kings of Leon have regained the advantage. Unbelievable! Baron waves Logan in, and the Macho MACHO Mann obliges. The atmosphere is electric as both men come face to face. With their teammates cheering them on, Logan and Baron hook ‘em up! Mann rakes the eyes and rams Windels into the turnbuckle, but due to his face mask it doesn’t faze him one bit! LOGAN :o Stunned by a blow to the jaw, Logan is tossed into the corner and worked over with a combination of Cowboy Bebop elbows and American made right hands. Irish whip, and Baron scores with the MYSPACE COMEBACK! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Windels places Mann on the top rope for a SUPERPLEX, but Ned Blanchard yanks him off and delivers a series of rabbit punches. The Handsome Hustler holds Baron in position as Logan steadies himself on the turnbuckle. COACH Spread your wings and fly, Macho MACHO! Logan does… “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” …AND DRILLS NED WITH A DOUBLE AXEHANDLE SMASH!! Colonel Abdullah and Molly can’t believe it. Logan shows little concern for Ned, shrugging his shoulders at him, allowing Baron to hit the BULLDOG out of nowhere!! The Colonel hops onto the apron and gets popped for his trouble. The cover! ONE… TWO… Referee Earl Hebner stops the count as Holly-Wood enters the ring, but Melody takes care of her with a SPEAR! “YEA!” COACH Kitty can scratch. Unfortunately she decided to attack a poor defensive young woman. COLE Give me a break. Holly is tougher than some of the guys, and Melody is kicking her ass! As officials try to separate the girls, Baron signals for the big boot…but Logan reverses and Ned drives the knee into the spine of the back. Baron stumbles forward into a DDT!!! COLE Percussion DDT! COACH And no one’s there to save Baron, Cole. Tyler and the Rodez family are busying helping the officials separate Melody and Holly. He’s going to be eliminated. ONE… TWO… THREE! * DINGDINGDING * [b]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Baron Windels Eliminated by: Logan Mann (pinfall) Advantage: Even, 2-2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/b] Leon and Tyler are left shell-shocked, much like the Entertainers were earlier following the elimination of Synth. They help Baron out and then it’s ON, as Leon slides in and trades blows with Ned, who‘s now the legal man. After getting the worse of it Ned is whipped to the buckle, and Rodez flies in with the SUPERMAN SPEAR! Blanchard staggers out and is dropkicked from behind, causing him to land throat-first on the middle rope. “YEAH!” COLE Uh-oh. Ned’s in big trouble here and the crowd knows it. The New-Age Love Machine does a little dance and drops all his weight across… NO, Ned moves, but Leon manages to bounce off and land on his feet. Thinking he’s escaped a bullet the Handsome Hustler points to his head, only to turn around and… JAB! JAB! JAB! JAB! * blow kiss, deck Logan because he can, and then finish Ned with an enziguri * …have Leon tell him MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!!! “YYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! SAVE BY LOGAN! COLE Can you believe that? Logan saved Ned! If I had told you that 11 months ago… COACH I’d have thought you were crazy. The Kings of Leon make a tag, and Tremendous Tyler sends Ned in, up and down courtesy of a GUT BUSTER, and follows it up with a SHINING ENZURIGI~! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Quick tag, and the Kings of Leon ROCK YOUR BODY with a sweet Samoan drop/neckbreaker combo on Ned! ONE… TWO… But only two, as Logan pulls Ned to safety outside. The KOL respond with another fast tag and Tremendous Tyler dives out onto the remaining Entertainers with a SUICIDE DIVE! Blanchard is rolled back in and relives a painful memory, his torrid affair with Krista Isadora Duncan, as OPPOSITES ATTRACT!! COLE The Entertainers are moments away from going down another man, their last man! As Leon is escorted back to his corner, Logan comes down off the top with a DOUBLE KNEEDROP ONTO THE BACK OF TYLER’S HEAD!! Ned drapes the arm across Tyler’s chest. ONE…. TWO… THREE! * DINGDINGDING * [b]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: “Tremendous” Tyler Bryant Eliminated by: Ned Blanchard (pinfall) Advantage: The Entertainers, 2-1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/b] COACH They’re starting to drop like flies now, Cole. COLE It’s come down to captains of each team, but the odds heavily favor the Handsome Hustler and the Macho MACHO Mann. “LE-ON!” “LE-ON!” “LE-ON!” The crowd rallies behind Leon as he faces the daunting task of having to eliminate both Ned and Logan to achieve victory. The Silky Smooth One wastes no time getting started, jumping right on top of Ned, peppering him with right hands. He whips Blanchard across and smashes him with a FLYING FOREARM! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Determined to score a quick pin, Leon wraps Ned up in a small package. ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Now a backslide from Rodez. ONE… TWO… But again Ned kicks out. LIONTAMER coming up, but Leon’s six sense kicks in and he slingshots Ned towards the Entertainers corner, causing a collision between him and Logan as the Macho MACHO Mann set to come off the top! LOGAN :o Rodez hooks Blanchard in a front facelock and runs up the turnbuckles, kicking Logan in the face as he flips back and plants the Handsome Hustler with Slice Bread #2. COLE Feedback THIS, Ned Blanchard! ONE… TWO… THREE! “YYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” * DINGDINGDING * [b]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Ned Blanchard (pinfall) Eliminated by: Leon Rodez Advantage: Even, 1-1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/b] COACH What action! These guys have been going non-stop for 15-20 minutes by now. Maybe more. With Logan still crotched on the top, Leon brings him down with a SUPERPLEX! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Scoop slam near the corner, and the Grand Rapids Golden Child heads to the top for his patent 450 SPLASH… “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” …BUT LOGAN GETS THE KNEES UP!! COLE And just like that Logan Mann is back in control. More importantly perhaps, Leon’s window of opportunity may have closed with that move right there. That had to suck the life out of him and his supporters. Mann smashes Rodez in the turnbuckle and pummels him with an array of sharp left jabs to the face and body. Irish whip, and Leon is decked by a running elbow. Logan then heads up and delivers a double axe handle smash. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Logan applies a choke and waits until the very last second to break. He slams Leon in the center and heads back up…FLYING DOUBLE KNEEDROP!! COACH Thanks for stopping by Leon. Have a safe trip home. ONE… TWO… THREE! NO!! “YYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!” LOGAN :huh: Logan scoops Leon back up, but the Silky Smooth One slips over the top and surprises the Macho MACHO Mann with a quick roll-up! ONE… TWO… THREE! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" * DINGDINGDING * [b]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Logan Mann (pinfall) Sole Survivor: Leon Rodez ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/b] BUFFER Here is your sole survivor… "SILKY SMOOTH" LLLEEEEEEOOOOONN RRRRROOOOOOODDEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!! COACH What the hell just happened?! COLE Unbelievable! Leon Rodez defied the odds and came back to win. Leon and Jade celebrate while Lolly remain in a state of shock. [b][color="#0000FF"]ANGLEPALOOZA[/color] [color="#FF0000"]Sunday, January 27, 2008[/color] LIVE! ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW[/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
