alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2007 (edited) *graphic* [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg leads out his team of five. COLE And we're set for another elimination match! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a ten-man elimination match! The match will end when all men from one team have been eliminated, be it by countout, disqualification, submission, or pinfall! Introducing the first team, at a total combined weight of 1,461 pounds...first, here is the team captain, a former three time heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf gets a mixed reaction, as he walks to the ring with a smug look on his face. BUFFER [i]Introducing CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Crowd boos, as Benjamin does his signature pose on the buckle. BUFFER [i]"AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFEEEEEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] Crowd boos, as Strutter rolls into the ring and poses. BUFFER [i]And rounding out the first team...7-foot-3, 518 pounds..."THE MALIBU MAMMOTH" DEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!![/i] COACH Look at the size of the Malibu Mammoth, Cole! If they just kept him stationed out on the coast, they wouldn't need to worry about any wildfires roarin' in! COLE No doubt, he is a big, big man, 7-3, 518 pounds, as Michael Buffer just stated! [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits, and Jumbo struts through the curtains, followed by Deuce Deuce Bigelow. BUFFER [i]Their opponents, at a combined weight of 1,590 pounds...introducing first, JUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! His partner...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWii!!![/i] Jumbo and Deuce dance their way to the ring, slapping hands with the fans. They take a lap around the ring, and climb inside. [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid makes his way out amidst the smoke. BUFFER [i]From Green Bay, Wisconsin...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] Thunderkid walks to the ring, then climbs in and poses on the buckles, as the crowd roars in approval. A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD plays, and Brock Ausstin emerges, stopping to do his HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~! before stalking to the ring. BUFFER [i]Introducing "THE CURRENT BIG THING" BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock leaps onto the apron, and jerks back on the top rope, causing pyro to shoot out of the corners. He then climbs into the ring and dances some more. Suddenly, the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! The crowd goes insane as a figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER [i]And the captain of the team...from South of Heaven...he is the OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE E THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] Sandman walks to the ring and climbs inside, then rips the bandanas off. He hands his belt to the referee, then the two teams huddle up. Sandman elects to start for his team, as does Alf for his. *DING DING DING* COLE And look at this, the two team captains starting us right off! COACH And we've already seen here why Alf's team is going to come out on top here! COLE Why's that? COACH Alf's team isn't a bunch of prima donnas who had to have their own entrances! They showed comraderie! COLE We'll see who shows the most comraderie once the action starts! Alf and Sandman tie up, and Sandman grabs a side headlock. Alf shoves Sandman off into the ropes, and Sandman comes back and takes down Alf with a shoulderblock. Alf turns to his stomach, as Sandman hops over, then catches him with a clothesline! COLE Alf looking to gain an early advantage in this elimination match! Alf backs Sandman into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then attempts to whip Sandman across. Sandman attempts to reverse, but Alf blocks and sends him right back into the same corner. Alf charges, but Sandman moves out of the way! Sandman takes over in the corner, firing away with forearms, then sends Alf into the ropes and floors him with a clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman makes a tag to TK, while Alf rolls over and tags Quentin Benjamin. COLE And now it's Quentin Benjamin of Team Heyross matched up against Thunderkid! Benjamin and TK tie up, and TK goes behind to a waistlock. Benjamin quickly counters to a drop toehold, then moves forward to a side headlock, before delivering a thrust to the throat. Benjamin is admonished by the referee, but continues to assault, executing a jawbreaker! COLE Nice move there by Quentin Benjamin! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin whips TK into the ropes, and attempts a hiptoss, but TK blocks, and floors him with a clothesline! COACH Quentin giving up a lot of power right there, he needs to use his speed! TK makes a tag to Deuce, who comes in and delivers a big headbutt! He then whips Benjamin into a corner, and charges, but Benjamin gets his foot up, then makes a quick tag to Moss. COLE He used his speed right there, making a quick tag to his partner, Charlie Moss! Moss delivers some kicks to the midsection, then wrings the arm of Deuce, and makes a tag to Strutter. Strutter delivers a dropkick, which just staggers Deuce, then attempts a slam. COLE And this not a smart move by Felix Strutter! Deuce blocks, then plants Strutter with a slam of his own! Deuce then tags TK back in, and TK delivers a barrage of right hands, the last one knocking Strutte down to the mat! The crowd cheers TK on, as he wrings the arm, and makes a tag to Brock Ausstin! COLE Brock Ausstin making his first appearance in the match! Brock delivers a big right, knocking Strutter right to the mat! Brock then whips Strutter into the ropes, and catches him with a BIG clothesline! COACH Man, this is not looking good for Felix! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock calls for a boot, which Jumbo goes through great pains to give him. COACH Wow, I'm amazed Jumbo could lift his leg up that high! Brock rams Strutter's head into the boot, then tags the big(ger) man in. COLE And now the big man tags into the match! Jumbo whips Strutter across, and floors him with a big boot! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter goes to eyes, then makes a tag to Moss. Moss hammers away on Jumbo in a corner, then calls for a boot, which Benjamin gets up considerably easier than Jumbo. Jumbo is rammed into the foot, and then Benjamin tags in. Benjamin comes in and delivers quick kicks, then goes to the top rope. COACH And now Quentin doing what he should do, using his speed! Benjamin leaps off the top rope, but Jumbo catches him. COLE But he's caught here! Jumbo drops to the mat with Benjamin, then grabs his legs, and looks out to the crowd for support. COLE Jumbo looking for some support from the thousands here in Vegas, and he's getting it! Jumbo delivers a stomp to the midsection, then makes a tag to Deuce. COLE And now the partners Jumbo and Deuce going to work! Jumbo and Deuce executes a double headbutt, then Deuce lays Benjamin out, and drops to the mat with a headbutt! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin goes to the eyes, then delivers some more quick kicks. He attempts an Irish whip to the corner, but Deuce reverses, and follows Benjamin in with an avalanche! COLE Quentin Benjamin crushed in the corner! Deuce makes a tag to Brock, who scoops Benjamin up onto his shoulders... COLE Could be a quick elimination here! ...and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE That'll do it for Quentin Benjamin! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Alf's team is a man down! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Quentin Benjamin eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Strutter attacks from behind, stomping away, then whipping Brock into the ropes, and catching him with a big dropkick! Strutter poses for the crowd, drawing boos. Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter attempts an Irish whip into the corner, but Brock reverses, then catches him coming out with a BIG backdrop! COLE WOW, Strutter went into the lights on that one! Brock makes a tag to TK, who comes in and delivers a kneedrop to the sternum! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK grabs a side headlock, which Strutter reverses to a back suplex! COACH Beautiful! COLE Great counter by Felix Strutter! Strutter makes a quick tag to Moss, who executes a belly-to-belly gutwrench suplex! COLE And a great suplex by Charlie Moss! Moss grabs the legs of TK, and applies the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!111 COLE Charlie Moss with his patented submission hold! Will this even up the odds? TK inches very slowly to corner. COACH TK's not moving much! I think Charlie's gonna get him, Cole! TK keeps inching, and finally makes it far enough to tag Jumbo. COACH And that was very lucky for TK! Jumbo clotheslines Moss from behind to break the hold, then hammers him in the corner. He attempts an Irish whip, but Moss reverses, then charges. Jumbo moves out of the way, then floors him with a clothesline! He follows that with an elbowdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Jumbo then backs into the ropes, and gets leveled by Deon Black! COLE And look at that massive arm of the Malibu Mammoth, hammering Jumbo! Moss catches Jumbo, and executes an STO BACKBREAKER~! He then makes a tag to Alf, who climbs to the top. COLE And Alf looks to even it up! Alf comes off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And he does! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Jumbo eliminated by: Alfdogg (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sandman steps in, as Alf makes a tag to Strutter. COLE And now it's Felix Strutter, in there with the man who took the Heartland title from him, Sandman9000! Sandman and Strutter circle the ring, then prepare to tie up, when Alf quickly steps in and delivers a knee to the back of Sandman, allowing Strutter to gain the advantage. COLE Alf with the cheap shot, allowing Felix Strutter to get some shots in! Strutter delivers some blows to the back, then whips Sandman across. Sandman ducks a clothesline, then delivers one of his own! Strutter slowly gets to his feet, and takes a big swing, which Sandman ducks and lifts Strutter in an atomic drop, dropping him crotch-first across the ropes! COACH Oh no! COLE Felix Strutter in a very uncomfortable position! Sandman grabs the ropes and bounces them up and down, eventually bouncing Strutter back into the ring, where he unloads with right hands, then floors him with a discus lariat! COLE The Heartland champion on a roll! Sandman wrings the arm of Strutter, then forces him to the mat with a hammerlock! He makes a tag to Brock, who comes in and delivers kneedrops to the arm, then makes a tag to Deuce. COLE And now Sandman's team making quick tags, very smart! As Brock holds the hammerlock, Deuce comes in and drops a headbutt to the arm! Deuce grabs the hammerlock, then makes a tag to TK, who comes in and drives an elbow to the back of Strutter's neck! TK grabs the hammerlock, then tags Brock again. COACH And these guys are taking turns on poor Felix right now! Brock drives some more knees to the arm, then picks him up off the mat, and tags Deuce again. Deuce takes the arm from Brock, and delivers headbutts to the shoulder, then tags in TK. TK takes Strutter back to the mat with an armdrag. Strutter gets to his feet, and backs TK into a corner, then delivers some knees to the midsection. He tries an Irish whip, but TK reverses, and charges, but Strutter moves out of the way. Strutter grabs the leg of TK, and executes a stepover toehold, but TK shoves him off into the corner, and follows up with a roll-up! 1... 2... Kickout! TK takes Strutter down with another armdrag. Strutter gets to his feet again, then goes to the eyes, and delivers a scoop slam! Strutter then makes a tag to Alf. COLE And Strutter very smart to make a tag right there! Alf comes in and attempts an elbowdrop, but TK rolls out of the way, then lifts Alf up in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE Alf in trouble already, high up in the air! TK slams Alf down to the mat, then makes a tag to Brock. COLE And look at these two go at it, Alf and Brock Ausstin! Alf and Brock exchange punches. Brock gets the better of the exchange, then whips Alf into the ropes, and delivers a powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock then picks up Alf, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Brock then makes a tag to Sandman, who comes in and delivers BOOT SCRAPES~! to Alf on the mat. He picks up Alf, and delivers a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH These guys are going hard for a fall on Alf here! Alf scurries to the outside, where Sandman meets him with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE No escape for Alf right there! Sandman slugs away at Alf on the floor, then picks him up and rams his face into the steel steps! COLE Alf face-first into the steps! Alf staggers into the guardrail, and goes to the eyes of Sandman. He turns him around on the railing, and gives him a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf sets up an Irish whip, but Sandman reverses, sending Alf into the ringpost! COLE Alf into the post, and he is in big trouble! Sandman rolls Alf back inside, and Alf quickly rolls to his corner and tags Moss, whereas Sandman comes in and tags Brock. COACH But he got out of there, didn't he? COLE Yes he did, and now it's Brock Ausstin back in against one of his former associates, Charlie Moss of Team Heyross! Moss and Brock tie up, and Moss grabs a side headlock. Brock shoves him off, then floors him with a shoulderblock! Brock picks up the dazed Moss and whips him into the corner, but Moss moves to avoid a charge, then catches him with a bulldog! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss picks up Brock and attempts a piledriver, but Brock blocks it, and backdrops Moss, then makes a tag to TK. Moss is able to make a tag to Strutter. COLE Two former two-time Heartland champions in there now! COACH And both of Thunderkid's reigns, I should point out, ended by the man across the ring from him, Felix Strutter! TK and Strutter tie up, and TK backs Strutter into a corner. TK fires off some stiff European uppercuts, then executes a gutwrench suplex! COLE And Strutter quickly overwhelmed by TK right there! TK follows with a kneedrop to the sternum, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! TK grabs a side headlock. Strutter shoves him off, then drops down...but when he gets back up and turns around, TK collides with him mid-ring! COLE Oh, and a mid-ring collision there, both men down! Both men crawl to their corners, and tags are made to Charlie Moss and Brock Ausstin. Moss pounces Brock as soon as he climbs through, and attempts an Irish whip. Brock reverses, and drives Moss into the mat with a spinebuster! Cover... 1... 2... Alf saves! Sandman tries to even things out, but is restrained by the referee. Brock hammers Alf, then hooks him and takes him all the way over to the floor with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Alf with a long fall out to the floor! Strutter attacks Brock from behind, and he and Moss execute a double Irish whip. However, Brock bounces out with a double clothesline! Brock then scoops up Moss, and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE Brock looking to pick up another point for his team! COACH But there's no referee! The referee is busy trying to put Strutter out, which allows Alf to come off the top with a legdrop to the back of Brock's head! He rolls Moss on top, then scurries out of the ring as the referee comes around... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH YES~! COLE BIG win for Alf's team! Brock Ausstin eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Brock Ausstin eliminated by: Charlie Moss (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sandman comes in after Moss, but gets lured into the enemy corner. Sandman tries to fight out, but Deon Black drills him from the outside. COLE And again, it's the Malibu Mammoth with those clubbing blows from the outside! Moss makes a tag to Alf, who executes a snap suplex, followed by a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf tags Moss back in, and Moss executes a double underhook suplex! COLE Great suplex by Charlie Moss! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss attempts a kneedrop, but Sandman rolls out of the way, and makes a tag to Deuce! Moss rolls over and tags Alf back in, and Alf grabs Deuce on the way through and backs him into the corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Deuce fires back with a big right hand, and Alf with another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Deuce starts firing off rights, the last of which knocks Alf to the mat! Deuce then scoops Alf up, and executes a running powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce whips Alf into a corner, and goes for the HANDSPRING ELBOW~! However, Alf moves, and makes a tag to Strutter. COACH Alf dodged a bullet right there! Strutter grabs Deuce's head, and rams it into a turnbuckle, which has no effect. COLE Don't want to do that! Deuce stares at Strutter, then grabs his head, and rams it into the buckle as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Deuce looks to the crowd for approval, and gets it. He then tries to drop a headbutt, but Strutter rolls out of the way, and tags Moss. Moss comes in and sets up a double-arm suplex. COLE Can Moss get the big man over? Deuce blocks, and trips him up, then slingshots him into the corner! He follows up with a Ghetto Blaster, then makes a tag to TK, who comes in and plants Moss with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE And this should even it up once again! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE 3-3! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Charlie Moss eliminated by: Thunderkid (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Maybe not for long, Cole, look who's in the ring! Deon Black spins TK around, and grabs him around the throat with both hands, lifting him into the air and slamming him to the mat! COLE Look at the power! Thunderkid, at 250 pounds, just like a rag doll! Black then picks TK up, scoops him onto his shoulders, and plants him with the SWAN RIVER SLAM~!!!!!11111 Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Thunderkid eliminated, by this MONSTER, Deon Black! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Thunderkid eliminated by: Deon Black (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Deuce comes right in, and starts to fire off right hands. COACH And look at Deuce, even he looks like normal size compared to big Deon! Deuce backs up a couple steps, then dives with a headbutt to the midsection! He then delivers a traditional headbutt, followed by a dropkick! COACH Look at that, barely staggered him! Deuce goes for another dropkick, but Black simply brushes it away! COLE And he just brushed away a 390-pound dropkick! Black then scoops Deuce up, and executes the SWAN RIVER SLAM~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Deuce eliminated, and now Sandman faces possibly the biggest challenge he's ever faced! It's 3-against-1! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Deuce Deuce Bigelow eliminated by: Deon Black (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH I think just Deon alone makes it 3-on-1! COLE You may be right there! Sandman comes in, and starts delivering quick kicks to the legs! COLE But look at Sandman take it right to the big man! Sandman backs into the ropes, and comes back with a dropkick to the knee! He backs in again, but this time Black comes back with a Vader-esque body attack! COLE But he couldn't sustain it for long! Strutter shouts out orders to Black, and Black nods his head. COACH And I head Strutter say to Black, "hurt him!" COLE I don't like the sound of that! Black grabs Sandman around the throat, lifting him right off the mat, and into the air for a CHOKESLAM~! Black never lets go of the throat, and begins to choke Sandman! The referee counts, but Black refuses to break! The referee climbs onto the back of Black to try to break the hold. COACH Hey, he can't do that! Black gets to his feet with the referee on his back, then reaches back and grabs the referee's shirt, flipping him forward onto the mat! Black then picks up Sandman, and executes the SWAN RIVER SLAM~!!!!!11111 As he does this, the referee calls for a bell. COLE And I think Deon's been disqualified! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, as a result of a disqualification, Deon Black is eliminated![/i] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: "The Malibu Mammoth" Deon Black eliminated by: disqualification ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH He's not done yet though, Cole! Black goes back to choking Sandman. Sandman's face begins to turn blue, as the referee grabs teh arm of Black. Black then releases the chokehold on Sandman, in favor of the referee! COLE And now he's going to manhandle a referee! COACH This guy is not all there, Cole! Black lifts the referee and brings him down with a CHOKESLAM~! He then measures the referee, and flattens him with a big splash! Several more referees rush to the ring, as Strutter steps through the ropes, and calms Black, then convinces him to leave. COACH And I think Felix is telling the big guy "you've done your job!" COLE And that job appears to have been to soften up Sandman in order for Felix to land the victory over him! EMTs rush down with stretchers, and drag the prone referee onto it, strapping him in and carting him to the back. Meanwhile, Strutter covers Sandman, as another referee drops down to count... 1... 2... NO!!! Sandman gets a shoulder up! COLE But look, Sandman still not out of the match! COACH Yeah, but now he's in for a real beating! The big man may be gone, but he's still got Felix as well as Alf in the corner to contend with, and he's all by himself! Strutter stomps away at Sandman on the mat, then picks him up and executes a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Strutter makes a tag to Alf, who whips Sandman into the ropes, and catches him with a Hart Attack clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf whips Sandman into the ropes once again. Sandman ducks the clothesline this time, but Alf catches him with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! COLE Big spinebuster from Alf! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Alf makes a tag to Strutter, who steps in and executes a Northern Lights suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter tags Alf right back in. COACH Look at these quick tags, Cole! Sandman doesn't have this luxury! He's got to go down soon! Strutter and Alf set up a double suplex, but Sandman drops down onto his feet, then begins to slug away at both, until Alf goes to the eyes. Alf then executes a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! He then climbs to the top. COACH This could be it right here, Cole! Alf flies off for the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 ... ...but Sandman rolls out of the way! COLE Nobody home! The referee starts a count, as both men lay prone on the mat. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Both men start to inch to their feet, and Alf delivers a right hand...returned by Sandman! COLE And look at Sandman fight back! Another right by Alf, returned by Sandman! A third right by Alf, and Sandman unleashes a flurry, then whips Alf to the ropes, and catches him with a flying forearm! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman picks up Alf, and executes a URINAGE~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Sandman gets to his feet, and executes some BOOT SCRAPES~! He then whips Alf into a corner, and charges, but Alf moves out of the way, then grabs him from behind and drops down with a neckbreaker! He tags Strutter, who slings in with a guillotine legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Strutter whips Sandman into the ropes. Sandman ducks a clothesline, then Strutter leapfrogs, and catches Sandman with a spinning wheel kick! COACH YEAH~! What a kick! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Strutter then chokes away at Sandman, breaking at the referee's four-count. He stomps away at Sandman, then picks him up and sets up a suplex...which Sandman blocks. COLE Sandman blocking the attempted suplex! Sandman blocks a second time, then executes a suplex of his own! The referee starts another count. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Sandman takes a big swing at Strutter, which Strutter ducks, and hits him with a high roundhouse kick! He then sets Sandman up, and goes to the top. COLE This cost Alf earlier! Strutter attempts the SHOOTING STAR LEGDROP~!!!!!11111, but Sandman rolls out of the way! COLE And it's deja vu all over again! Sandman gets to his feet, sets a foot to the gut, and drills Strutter with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COACH OH NO! COLE Archangel's Wings out of nowhere! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH SHIT! COLE Sandman has evened it up! It's down to Sandman vs Alfdogg! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: "After Hours" Felix Strutter eliminated by: Sandman9000 (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alf comes right in and stomps away at Sandman, then drags him into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then tosses Sandman to the outside, and follows. Once outside, he picks up Sandman, and slams him sternum-first onto the guardrail! COLE And Alf delivering heavy damage on the outside! Alf then picks up Sandman, and whips him into the steel steps! He then climbs back inside, allowing Sandman to crawl back onto the apron. Once there, Alf stomps away, then poses for the crowd, drawing mostly boos. He sets up Sandman in the corner once again, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! He then brings Sandman out, and executes a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf brings Sandman right back into the corner, for yet another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COLE Alf REALLY laying in those chops! Another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! He then whips Sandman hard across to another corner, and catches him coming out with a big CHOP~!, knocking him right to the mat! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf stomps away at Sandman, until he falls off the apron to the floor. He then poses some more, drawing mostly boos once again. Sandman climbs back onto the apron, and Alf suplexes him back inside! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf chokes Sandman on the mat, breaking at the referee's four-count. He then sets him up in the corner for...you guessed it, a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! This time, however, Sandman fires back with a right hand! Alf backs him into the corner again, and delivers another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Sandman with another right hand! COLE And Sandman fighting back once again! Alf backs him into the corner again, for yet another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Sandman now unleashes a flurry, but Alf goes to the eyes, then whips Sandman into the ropes. Alf puts his head down, however, and Sandman catches him with a swinging neckbreaker! COACH What a match this is, Cole! The referee counts... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Both men get to their feet, as Sandman blocks a right hand, and unloads with some of his own! He then whips Alf into a corner, but Alf catches him with a SUPERKICK~! on his way out! COLE What a kick by Alf! Alf poses briefly, then climbs to the top. However, Sandman beats him there, and racks him on the top! He then follows Alf up, and takes him off with a superplex! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Alf rolls back to the apron, and Sandman scoops him up, trying to suplex him back in! However, Alf lands behind, and grabs a waistlock! Sandman quickly goes behind, and executes a German suplex! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Alf rolls to the outside once again, but this time Sandman follows him...with a HANDS-FREE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COACH DAY-UM~! COLE Sandman flies once again! Sandman slugs away on the floor, then picks Alf up and whips him into the guardrail! COLE Alf sent into the steel once again! Sandman rolls Alf back inside, then climbs to the top...and hits him with a missile dropkick! COACH Kick out, Alf! 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COLE SO close for Sandman! Sandman gets in the mount position and slugs away, then begins to choke, before the referee backs him off. Alf goes into his tights. COLE And now Alf looking for a foreign object, it looks like! Alf pulls out a pair of knucks, and when Sandman comes back over, he drills him in the mouth! Cover... 1... 2... ... 3!!! NO!!! Sandman gets the shoulder up! COACH Come ON, ref! COLE Sandman STILL alive! Can you believe this? COACH From nobody else but this guy, could I believe it! Alf picks up Sandman, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX~! COACH But he won't survive this! Alf setting him up for the kill! Alf follows up with a T-BONE SUPLEX~!!, then goes to the top. However, Sandman gets to his feet once again, and Alf dives right into a YAKUZA KICK~! COLE And Sandman with that Yakuza kick to counter! Sandman then picks up Alf, hooks him...and goes for the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 ... ...but Alf blocks, trips up Sandman, and hooks the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COLE Alf with the Sharpshooter applied! Will Sandman tap? Sandman struggles for the ropes, as a little bit more of the crowd has started to get on Alf's side. Sandman moves towards the ropes, but Alf pulls him back out to center. COACH YES! This is it, Cole! Have you ever seen Sandman tap out before? COLE No, I can't recall that ever happening! Sandman moves for the ropes one more time, and reaches them! COLE And that streak remains, as Sandman reaches the ropes! Alf breaks at the referee's four-count, then picks up Sandman, and delivers a BLUE THUNDER BOMB~! Alf then climbs to the top rope with his back facing the ring. COLE What could Alf be going for here? Sandman gets to his feet once again, and pulls Alf off...dropping him with the WIDOW'S PEAK~! COLE It's a Widow's Peak by Sandman! 1... 2... NO!!! Alf gets the shoulder up! COACH This is incredible! Sandman attempts a hurricanrana, but Alf counters with a sitout powerbomb! 1... 2... NO!!! Kickout! Alf then goes to the corner, measuring Sandman...and goes for a SUPERKICK~! However, Sandman catches the foot, spins Alf around, sets a foot to the gut...and delivers the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE He hit it! Will THIS be it? 1... 2... 3!!! COLE YES! COACH NO! *DING DING DING* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: Alfdogg eliminated by: Sandman9000 (pinfall) [b]SOLE SURVIVOR: Sandman9000[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the winner, and SOLE SURVIVOR...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE E THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] COLE What an unbelievable performance from everyone in this match, but especially the two men in the ring right now! Sandman was faced with a 3-on-1 deficit, faced with a 500+-pound Mammoth, but he came through it all, and he is a survivor! COACH Alf almost had him...he ALMOST HAD HIM... COLE Yes indeed, Alf gave Sandman a run which he hasn't experienced since his return, but at the end of the night, it's that man, with his hand being raised, Sandman9000, the Heartland champion, who is the sole survivor! Sandman walks back to the dressing room with his belt, as Alf comes to in the ring. Edited November 27, 2007 by alfdogg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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