Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 29, 2007 "Thriller" by Fall Out Boy is cued and the horn dogs in attendance go wild as Melody Nerdly bounces out on stage and fires her imaginary pistols, triggering a blast of pyro from under the stage and the emergence of Jock Mulligan and Baron Windels. COLE Earlier today we caught up with the Lone Star Gunslingers, so let’s hear from them right now. [color="#FF8C00"][b]* SWOOSH *[/b][/color] [i]A small box settles in at the left hand corner of the screen, as Melody and the Gunslingers appear in front of their CG backdrop -- a snorting bull whose residue spells the team’s name. [/i] MELODY :D JOCK Howdy. The Lone Star Gunslingers here with a message to all our fans and the Heavenly Rockers. Synth, Logan, you got off mighty easily at November Reign. You see, Baron and I vowed when the dust settled justice would be served, but snakes like yourselves have a funny way of eluding justice. You can run but you can’t hide. BARON As far as we’re concerned, Heavenly Rockers, you can go off and do your own thing. After all you are the World tag team champions, meaning you have the right to sit on those tag titles for as long as you want. But you will have to defend them eventually and against us. When that time comes you can bet your bottom dollar we’ll be ready. [color="#FF8C00"][b]* SWOOSH *[/b][/color] BUFFER The following tag team contest, one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, already in the ring, from parts unknown, the dreaded Mr. X! His tag team partner, from Mobile, Alabama, 277 pound, Dennis Huckleberry! “BOO!” Mr. X is your typical old school masked -- and overweight -- jobber. Likewise for his partner. They antagonized the crowd while the Gunslingers make their way to the ring. BUFFER Their opponents, accompanied by everybody’s favorite gal pal MELODY NERDLY...from San Antonio, Texas, total combine weight 497 pounds, Baron Windels and the "Texas Twister" Jock Mulligan... THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGEERRRRRSSSS!! Heavy underdogs, the masked Mr. X and Dennis Huckleberry jump Jock and Baron the very second they step through the ropes. MELODY :o COACH I reckon, in the orders of the Gunslingers, this isn’t quite how they planned on starting the match, Cole. COLE Most certainly not, but they’re going up against two men looking to make a name for themselves. We’re approaching the wintertime, but the competition in the OAOAST is hot and heavy. * DINGDINGDING * Irish whip, but the Gunslingers leapfrog X and Huckleberry on the rebound and level them with a pair of dropkicks. The TX Twister whips X into the ropes and catches him with a lariat. The cover! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! A tag is made, and as Melody fires her imaginary pistols outside, Baron fires off a couple of live rounds inside, staggering Mr. X with big time rights and Cowboy Bebop elbows. Quick tag to Jock, who nails the masked man with a running BUTT thump! COACH Hey, Cole. COLE Yeah? COACH BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!! COLE :rolleyes: ONE.. TWO… Huckleberry flies into view and breaks up the pin. As the referee escorts him back to his corner, Jock lassos X as Baron clotheslines him off the ropes! COLE Lone Star Lasso! You can put this one in the books. It’s all over. The count has to wait until Baron exits. Referee Nick Patrick calling it by the book, but it allows Huckleberry to sneak in and drop an elbow on Mulligan! He rolls X on top and exits! COACH You were saying, Mikey? Ha! ONE… TWO… THREE-- NO!! “YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Despite protests of a slow count, Mr. X and Dennis Huckleberry go on with the task at hand. Now the legal man, Huck slams Jock and climbs onto the middle rope, spiking his fist into the canvas as Jock rolls away and tags Baron! COLE Nobody home. Baron drops Huckleberry with a top rope lariat, then follows it up with a big boot to X. Huck’s sent for the ride and scooped up, only to be thrown overhead and onto his partner with the DEVIL’S ADDITION! With the dreaded Mr. X out of the picture, the Gunslingers perform the REDNECK HANGOVER on Huckleberry! ONE… TWO… THREE! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match… THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGEERRRRRSSSS!! “YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The guys high-five and receive a warm hug from Melody, who proceeds to raise their hands in victory as we go to… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
