PROMO: 'Things To Do In Vermillion When You're Late'

[Toxxic 0]

An hour after Ashes 2 Ashes

 

“Damn weather!” Johnny Dangerous spits, slamming the door of his car as he approaches the Dakota Dome. “I can’t believe how long it took me in traffic… the roads were a nightmare…”

 

“You can stop complaining,” Scott Pretzler says, appearing from out of the shadows, “no-one’s listening.”

 

“Well, you seem to be listening,” Johnny points out.

 

“No-one who cares,” Pretzler corrects him. “However, I was late as well… although not at late as you,” he adds with a disparaging glance.

 

“Landon’s gonna throw a fit,” Johnny grumbles, reflecting (not for the first time) how irritating it is to have Landon as a boss. “Still,” he adds hopefully, “there’s only room in his head for so many things at once, maybe he was staring at Megan’s cleavage or something and he forgot I was booked…”

 

Scott Pretzler starts to say something, then stops. From the shadows of the building a small figure has emerged and makes its way towards them. It’s not until the parking lot lights fall upon the white-painted face of President Ramu that the pair realise just how much trouble they’re in.

 

“Urrk!” is Scott Pretzler’s only comment as Ramu grabs him around the throat, then hoists him up and down with a chokeslam!

 

*THUD!*

 

“Damn, that hurts on tarmac,” Johnny notes, but before the Barracuda can turn his attention to defending himself Ramu is on him!

 

*CHING!*

 

Johnny’s eyes cross as the President astutely kicks him in the groin, then backs off a step before charging forwards again-

 

*CRACK!*

 

-and nailing a Shining Wizard! Johnny slumps backwards, pretty much unconscious. President Ramu stands up, dusts her hands off, and walks away.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

What the fuck?

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Boo!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Boo!

[Mad Scientist 0]

I have no idea what that was about. But apparently, it's bad to be late.

[Toxxic 0]

Clearly, none of you read the 'match' between Dace Night and the Insane Luchador at All Hallows.

 

Or read the 'new sheriff in town' promo.

 

Or have seen any 666.

[Golgo 13 0]

Comprehensive Ramu.

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=59BrrjDtltY

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RseGEw0sY1w

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fh4DfsanLoI

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zmHzdsDdFVo

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lw9mV-VAjIw

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gEBeQ0pYLog

[Toxxic 0]

Thank you, Manson.

 

I think my favourite is where she breaks up the submission while still playing on her Gameboy.

[Mad Scientist 0]

Okay, now I know what you were talking about. And that double chokeslam is gold.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Okay, now that I get the context, that was pretty fucking funny.

[Toxxic 0]

Basically, you know Janus used to have Ebony come out and destroy double no-shows? Well, I'm not a furry, and I find President Ramu to be representative of all that is right about comedy wrestling. Therefore, people who are part of a double no-show on my watch (and don't have a reasonable excuse) will find their character destroyed by a 12 year-old Japanese girl with facepaint.