Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2007 BUFFER Wrestling fans, it is now time for the FAMILY FEUD mixed tag match! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" [i][size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" BUFFER Currently making their way to the ring, Colonel Abdullah Abir Nerdly presents one-half of the World tag team champions and his lovely bride … LOGAN “Macho MACHO” MANN and “THE ANGEL OF DEATH” … HOLLY-WOOD!! Uneventful entrance as Logan whisks Holly down the aisle. COLE As fans of our syndicated OAOAST Pro Wrestling telecast witnessed this past weekend, Logan Mann went on a verbal tirade when our broadcast colleague Tony Schiavone brought up the subject of November Reign, claiming Rodez’s victory was a fluke. COACH It was a fluke. Plus Rodez had a handful of tights. COLE He did not! CUE: "Rock The Casbah" by Trust Company BUFFER Their opponents, hailing from Grand Rapids, Michigan…total combine weight 358 pounds, the brother/sister combination of LEON and JADE RRRRROOOOOOODDEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! Always the life of the party, Leon and Jade go around slapping hands with their fans before hopping on the apron for a joint pose. As both hold out their arms triumphantly, Logan charges forward and knocks Leon off the apron with a RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK, sending the Silky Smooth One crashing into the guardrail below! JADE :o * DINGDINGDING * Jade shrieks in horror as the Angel of Death yanks her over the top and delivers a devastating clothesline. Outside, Leon is thrown into the crowd after being dropped throat-first on the guardrail, and then is slammed on the concrete floor! COACH It’s November Reign all over again, Cole, expect Rodez won’t be able to squeak out the win. Despite warnings from referee Charles Robinson, Holly stomps Jade in the place babies come from and :lol: at her pain. COLE Holly totally disregarding the rulebook-- in front of the referee no less! She and Logan don’t care about winning, they just want to punish their opponents. The Angel of Death backs Jade in the corner and… “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” …chops her hard across the chest. “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Again. “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” And again. Then slams her. Holly mimics the mannerisms of her husband as she straddles the second rope, spreading her arms out to the side before take-off…BUT JADE MOVES AND HOLLY SPIKES HER KNEE INTO THE CANVAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Even a wrestling novice such as J-Ro knows what to do next, and that’s applying the FIGURE-4 LEGLOCK! COLE The crowd is on their feet as Jade Rodez looks to make Holly tap with the figure-4. Within seconds of the hold’s application Logan Mann is perched on the top, but LEON RODEZ shoves him down!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" The Grand Rapids Golden Child removes his robe and chases after Logan, who uses Charles Robinson as a human shield. As Leon and Charles become tangled up, Logan stomps on Jade and tags in. COACH Logan, no! COLE A huge mental lapse on the part of Logan Usher Mann. He automatically made Leon Rodez the legal man by tagging in as this bout is being contested under mixed tag rules, meaning the men vs. the men and women vs. women. *clap*clap*clap*clap* Having gotten the crowd involved Leon is ready to lockup, but Logan is not, citing an unsafe working environment. Charles Robinson begs to differ and orders Logan to fight. The Macho MACHO Mann wipes his hands on the side of his trunks and leans in, only to pull back as Leon steps forward. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Logan regains his composure and locks horns with Rodez, and then drives the knee into the midsection, doubling over the Silky Smooth One. A combination of jabs to the face/body rock Leon’s world, but he recovers in time to duck under a bionic elbow and land a JAB of his own! Followed by a second, a third and a fourth. COACH Uh-oh. Leon blows the crowd a kiss, then drills Mann upside the head with an ENZIGURI~! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COLE Mama Said Knock You Out! Rodez drags Mann towards the center and covers. ONE… TWO… NO! Holly makes the save…and gets decked by a jumping forearm smash from Jade! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Force to restrain the youngest member of the Rodez family, Charles Robinson doesn’t see the LOW BLOW that drops Leon to his knees. To add insult to injury Logan delivers an inverted atomic drop, and then connects with his patent running axe handle smash. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Logan badmouths the New-Age Love Machine as he chokes him, breaking on 4 and a half. The Macho MACHO Mann rams Leon into the turnbuckle, then shoots him across…but Rodez avoids a corner back elbow and plants Logan with an EXPLODER SUPLEX! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Irish whip, but Logan reverses and Leon counters with a kick to the shoulder and an INVERTED LUNGBLOWER! ONE… TWO… Save by Holly. Leon ascends to the top and soars through the air, wiping Logan out with a beautiful FLYING CROSSBODY…BUT LOGAN ROLLS THROUGH AND HOOKS THE TIGHTS!! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Rodez kicks out and ducks a wicked left hook, and takes Mann down for the LIONTAMER, only to have Holly pop him as he tries to turn Logan over. LEON :huh: Leon cocks his fist and points to Holly, then puckers up. COACH Touch her and you’re a dead man, Rodez. Logan doesn’t like anyone touching his property. With such tempting options it’s hard to chose, so Leon lets the crowd decide for him. Fist or lips? “FIST!” “LIPS!” Leon thanks the crowd for their input but takes what’s behind him instead, tagging his baby sister Jade. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" J-Ro SPEARS Holly and hammers away. The Angel of Death covers up as best as she can, but Jade is ferocious in her attack, not letting up one bit. She whips Holly to the buckle and follows in, spiking both knees into the chest. Holly stumbles out and is placed in a COBRA CLUTCH, then driven straight back on Jade’s knee! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Logan grabs Jade by the ankles and crotches her on the ringpost! Leon isn’t cool with that and floors Logan. They brawl on the arena floor as Holly plants Jade with a TWISTING FISHERMEN’S SUPLEX! COACH Rodeo Driver! Leon goes to breakup the pin… ONE! TWO! …but is too late. THREE! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners… LOLLY! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Kneeling over his sister, Leon’s blindside by a top rope axe handle smash from Logan, who along with Holly proceed to put the boots to him. "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! Before anymore damage can be done the LONE STAR GUNSLINGERS and MELODY NERDLY hit the ring. Needless to say, Lolly bail, but it doesn’t stop Logan from talking smack on his way up the ramp. COLE I doubt this is the last we’ve heard of this. More HeldDOWN to come after this time out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
