HD: Colombian Heat/Spanish Fly segment

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Place this segment in the middle of the show, right before the Colombian Heat/Spanish Fly vs. Cuban Wall/Mr. Boricua match which I shall be posting here shortly. Trust me. kthxbye

 

The camera cuts to the backstage area where Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly are at. The crowd cheers loudly. Spanish Fly is stretching before his match, while Colombian Heat is bouncing up and down in place, the OAOAST United States Championship belt over his left shoulder. Fly stops stretching. 

SPANISH FLY
Heat, can we talk? 

COLOMBIAN HEAT
Sure, what's up, son? 

FLY
It's about what happened last week. What with you and Tha Puerto Rican becoming friends again. 

HEAT
Aw yeah! That was awesome, bro! Yo, me and PRL, we been kickin' it all week, just chillin', hangin' out. Been like ol' times! 

FLY
Yeeeah. About that. See, I don't know if you remember...but...me and Tha Puerto Rican...well, we don't see eye-to-eye. In fact...to be perfectly honest...I'd like to stab that bastard in the face with an ice-pick! Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is...I don't think you should trust Tha Puerto Rican.

HEAT
And why not? 

FLY
Heat...have you been in the same company that I have been in for the past four years? I mean, don't you remember? Don't you remember all the rotten, disgusting, nasty, brutal things he's done? To you? To me? To everybody in this whole damn company! I mean, he's a liar, an egomaniac, a backstabber, a heartless jerk, a selfish, self-centered, egotistical ASS! Seriously, you could tell me he's changed, but didn't he do pretty much the exact same thing he's doing right now LAST YEAR!? Remember? With D*LUX, and the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles? You didn't believe him last year, and you were eventually proven right! Why do you believe him this year? 

HEAT
Because nobody in tha OAOAST can read Tha Puerto Rican like I can! Dude's a little shady, but he's good peoples! Trust me. He can act like an asshole, I's know dat from first-hand experience...but he's also a real cool dude once you get to know him. 

FLY
Heat, buddy, I'm telling you. This is NOT a good idea. You can't trust this guy. He's bad news. 

HEAT
Fly, buddy, I'm tellin' you. Youse got nothin' to worry about, homie! PRL's a'ight now. Not tha same guy he used to be. In fact, he's BETTA than he used to be! Much much better! Are you just worried that I'm gonna stop hangin' out wit you? 

FLY
No. 

HEAT
I's know you is! I's knows! Listen, Tha Badd Boyz thing wit PRL, that's one thing. But youse and I? We is tight for life, yo! We gonna kick it till we is in our graves! You can always count on me, man! I've got yo' back! We is partners! We is brothas! Ya feel me?

FLY
Yeah, yeah, I feel ya. I feel ya, Heat. But...still...

HEAT
Listen, don't worry, G. Everything is gonna be a'ight! You know what I'm sayin'? Now, we has got a BIG task ahead of us tonight. Cuban Wall. Mr. Boricua. Youse down to take them out 1-2-3 in tha middle of tha ring?

Spanish Fly lights up. 

SPANISH FLY
Oh yeah I'm down, man! 

Spanish Fly high fives Colombian Heat. 

HEAT
A'ight, yo! A'ight, yo! It's frickin' payback time, man! 

FLY
Yeah, man! 

HEAT
Let's do it! 

FLY
Yeah! Let's do it, maaaaaaaan!

HEAT
YEAH-UH~!

Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly walk away. The crowd cheers. 

COLE
Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly vs. Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua next! 

[b]* COMMERCIAL BREAK *[/b]