HD: Colombian Heat/Spanish Fly vs. Cuban Wall/Mr. Boricua

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Place this segment right after the Colombian Heat/Spanish Fly segment that I just sent you, Patty. Okay? Thank you!

 

"LIGHTNING CREW!" 

The crowd stands up and starts booing immediately as the opening to "No Chance In Hell" starts playing. All shots of Tha Puerto Rican in The Lightning Crew entrance video have been replaced by shots of Stephen Joseph Popick. The lights go down in the arena while smoke fills up the entrance stage. Then, the crescendo hits, and a lightning bolt hits the entrance. The crowd boos, as "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds starts playing. 

*[i]No chance (No chance)
That's what ya got! (Ha! Ha! Yeah.)

We're up against 
no machine too strong (Too strong)

Pussy politicians buying souls for us
are...PUPPETS! (Puppets!)[/i]*

The entrance doors slide open, and Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall come out. The crowd boos louder. Wall and Boricua look at the crowd, Wall a smirk on his face, Boricua a sneer on his face. CW pumps his right fist into the air. He looks at Boricua. Mr. Boricua grunts. Then, the two big men of The Lightning Crew begin their walk to the ring, with Cuban Wall's eyes focused solely on it, a serious expression on his face. 

*[i]But will find their place
in line 

But tie a string around your finger now boy cuz
Cuz it's just a matter of time 
Cuz you've got...NO CHANCE! (You've got no chance!)
NO CHANCE IN HELL! 

You've got...NO CHANCE! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
NO CHANCE IN HELL! 

You've got...NO CHANCE! (Got no chance!)
NO CHANCE IN HELL! 

You've got...NO CHANCE! (Chance!)
NO CHANCE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL![/i]*

*DING DING DING*

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty-minute TV time limit. Introducing first. Coming to the ring at this time. Representing The Lightning Crew. At a total combined weight of 585 lbs. The team of MISTER BORICUA AND CUBANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! 

Cuban Wall shadow boxes a little bit as "No Chance In Hell" continues playing. 

COLE
A big tag team match about to start in a few moments! Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua going head-to-head against two guys who they know very well in Spanish Fly and Colombian Heat! 

COACH
True, but this times a little different. Now that Colombian Heat is back with his BUTT-buddy Tha Puerto Rican, Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua have even MORE of a reason to kick his ass! 

COLE
You can't say 'BUTT-buddy' on TV! 

COACH
Da Coach is bigger than any FCC violation! 

Mr. Boricua yells at the fans. Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua climb the ring steps and then climb over the top rope to enter the ring. A spotlight shines on Wall and Boricua as the two of them do The Lightning Crew Salute to loud boos.  

COLE
And there is The Lightning Crew Salute. For years that was done by Tha Puerto Rican, but after last week, as hard as it is to believe, he won't be doing it anymore. Yes folks, Tha Puerto Rican is OUT of The Lightning Crew. Out of the very group he founded! 

COACH
He was failing as a leader. Popick did the right thing. And if PR wants a war, then he's got a war! All 8 members of The Lightning Crew aren't afraid to fight, I can tell you that much. 

COLE
Well, for four years they did PR's dirty work. Now they're doing Popick's! So, nothing has really changed! 

COACH
Hush up, you!   

Cuban Wall jaws with the fans as "No Chance In Hell" continues playing. Wall heads to a second turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air. He then gets off the turnbuckle and heads to another second turnbuckle where he raises his hands in the air again. Wall then gets off the second turnbuckle and heads to a third second turnbuckle where he raises his hands again. Wall then gets off that second turnbuckle and heads to the fourth second turnbuckle where he raises his hands in the air for a fourth time. Cuban Wall then gets off the second turnbuckle and shadow boxes. Mr. Boricua heads to a second turnbuckle and poses to loud boos. He then gets off the second turnbuckle and exits the ring to the ringside area to yell at the fans.  

COLE
The two big men of The Lightning Crew about to face off against the team of Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly that are stronger than ever! They had some tension over the past two months, but they eased their differences after the incredible Ladder Match for the US Title 2 weeks ago at November Reign. 

COACH
So? It doesn't matter. Both Fly and Heat are outmatched. This will be a piece of cake for The Lightning Crew! 

COLE
You've said that in the past, Coach. This ain't Heat OR Fly's first rodeo with The Lightning Crew you know! 

COACH
Yeah, but those were all flukes!

COLE
When do they stop being flukes and start being legit victories? 

COACH
When I say so. 

COLE
Which will be never. 

COACH
Correct. You catch on quick! 

COLE
Oh come on.  

The lights go back on in the arena. 

COLE
Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly, more unified than ever! As great as Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall are, this is NOT a good time to be facing Heat and Fly! 

COACH
Don't be ridicolous. Calm down on the hyperbole Cole! 

"No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds dies down. The crowd boos. 

COLE
Big time match-up coming up in just a few moments here on HeldDOWN~!

The lights go down in the arena. Two spotlights shine on the entrance. After five seconds... 





*BOOM~!*

Spanish Fly shoots out from underneath the entrance stage with pyro right behind him. Spanish Fly raises his right fist into the air causing the crowd to cheer. "Krokodilamadurinn" by Quarashi starts playing as Spanish Fly points to both sides of the arena, and then walks down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans along the way. 

BUFFER
And their opponents! First, coming to the ring at this time. Originally from Tijuana, Mexico but now residing in San Diego, California. Weighing in at 175 lbs. SPANISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! 

Spanish Fly continues slapping hands with the fans as he makes his way to the ring. 

COLE
Spanish Fly, a former HI-YAH World Tag Team Champion, a Title which he held with Colombian Heat for two weeks back in January. 

COACH
The darkest days in the history of the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles. 

COLE (ignoring Coach)
Now he is once again tag teaming with Colombian Heat! 

COACH
Fly didn't seem too pleased that PRL and Heat reunited last week. 

COLE
While that's true, they agreed to disagree for now, which I can understand. I mean, after all, it was a little over two years ago that PRL was feuding with Spanish Fly over the 24/7 Title!  

COACH
The poor guy is just mad that his playtime with Heat has been cut in half. He doesn't want to share the sandbox with Tha Puerto Rican!

COLE
Oh will you stop!? 

COACH
No, making these jokes about Fly is fun! I can't help it if he's a walking punchline!

COLE
Oh please.   

Spanish Fly climbs the ring steps and then enters the ring. He stares at Wall and Boricua. Fly then gets on a second turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air to cheers. Spanish Fly gets off the second turnbuckle and heads to another second turnbuckle, raising his hands in the air receiving another loud pop from the crowd. Fly gets off the turnbuckles and looks at his opponents again. 

COLE
The 4'11" Spanish Fly in for the fight of his life. Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall are thinking about what happened last week. And they will surely take it out on Heat and Fly. 

COACH
As well they should. 

The lights go back on in the arena. Spanish Fly says something to Wall and Boricua and then looks at the entrance. "Krokodilamadurinn" by Quarashi dies down.

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican is surely watching this match. His friend, one half of The Badd Boyz, about to be in tag team action with *his* best friend, Spanish Fly! 

Spanish Fly does "The Outsiders point taunt". The crowd is buzzing in anticipation of Colombian Heat's entrance.

COLE
This crowd is on their edge of their seats waiting for the arrival of the US Champion! 

COACH
Big whoop.

A piano plays a melody, causing the crowd to cheer. The lights go down in the arena, turning back on in tune with the melody.

*"COME ON!"*

*BOOM~!*

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 

Pyro explodes, leaving behind fire that burns on both sides of the entrance stage. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull starts playing. The entrance doors slide open, and the crowd cheers as Colombian Heat comes storming out. Heat bounces up and down in place, the OAOAST United States Championship belt strapped around his waist. Heat unstraps the belt and raises the OAOAST United States Championship belt over his head, pointing to it to loud cheers. The Colombian superstar raises his hands, acknowledging the fans. He then points to both sides of the arena, and then begins his walk down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans with his left hand and holding the OAOAST United States Championship belt with his right hand.

BUFFER
And his partner. Coming to the ring at this time. Originally from Bogotá, Colombia but now residing in Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 180 lbs. He is one-half of The Badd Boyz AND the reigning One And Only AngleSault Thread United States Champion. This...is...COLOMBIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! 

Colombian Heat continues his walk to the ring, slapping more fans hands while Spanish Fly applauds him inside of the ring. 

COLE
A tremendous ovation for Colombian Heat, the reigning United States Champion, who last week formed a new tag team with his old running buddy, PRL, called The Badd Boyz!

COACH
Something which didn't please Spanish Fly. 

COLE
True. But they've agreed to put things on hold for now and concentrate on the task at hand. Because you gotta believe Popick has given Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall strict orders to decimate and manhandle both Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly! 

COACH
Just sit back and relax and enjoy the carnage like I will, Michael Cole! This is going to be quite the match! HA HA! 

Colombian Heat looks at the camera. 

COLOMBIAN HEAT
We is gonna get CRUNK'D~! here tonight, y'all! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Colombian Heat climbs up the ring steps and then hops into the ring. Heat gets on the second ring rope and does the "WESTSIIIIIIIDE" hand signal with his right hand, and raises the OAOAST United States Championship belt in the air with his left hand, receiving cheers. Heat then gets onto a second turnbuckle and throws up the "W" hand signal again with his right hand and raises the OAOAST United States Championship belt in the air with his left hand. He receives more cheers. Spanish Fly roots Heat on inside the ring. 

COLE
A longtime rivalry about to continue as Heat and Fly mix it up with their two former comrades in The Lightning Crew, Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua. 

COACH
Heat, Fly, and PRL all have one thing in common: none of them deserve to wear a Lightning Crew T-shirt! 

COLE
Which is kinda funny when again, you remember that PRL FOUNDED the group in the first place! 

COACH
I know. Life is weird, ain't it?      

Colombian Heat gets off the second turnbuckle and calls for a microphone. 

COLE
Colombian Heat defeated Cuban Wall to win his first singles Title in the OAOAST, the 24/7 Title, back in July on HeldDOWN~! in 3 seconds flat. Something Cuban Wall hasn't forgotten about to this very day. 

COACH
It was the truly the low point of Cuban Wall's career, but he has bounced back stupendously! And hey, if Popick still wants him in The Lightning Crew, that must mean something, right? 

COLE
I'm not sure if I'd use Popick as the measuring stick for who's talented in the OAOAST. 

COACH
Popick knows talent when he sees it. And in Cuban Wall, he DEFINITELY sees IT! 

Colombian Heat receives a microphone from a ringside attendant. 

COLOMBIAN HEAT
Yo! 

CROWD
YO!

HEAT
Yo!

CROWD
YO!

HEAT
YO!

CROWD
YO!

HEAT
YO!

CROWD
YO!

HEAT
YO!

CROWD
YO!

HEAT
YO!

CROWD
YO!

HEAT
YO!

CROWD
YO!

HEAT
YO!

CROWD
YO!

HEAT
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Colombian Heat smiles. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull dies down. Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall look on in disgust. 

COLOMBIAN HEAT
Yeah, first off, I's like to send a special shoutout to mah boi, Tha Puerto Rican who will kick some Lightning Crew ASS later on tonight! 

The crowd pops for the mention of Tha Puerto Rican. 

HEAT
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But for now, if all of y'all are ready to see me and mah brotha from anotha motha, Spanish Fly, make Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua feel the Heat...then Tacoma, Washington...make some noise UP IN THIS--

"BI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!" 

The crowd does make some noise up in this bi-atch. Heat hands the microphone over to Spanish Fly. 

SPANISH FLY
Aw yeah! Aw yeah! Where my dogs at!? Where they at!? Tacoma, Washington WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

"YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

FLY
Damn right, yo! 

Spanish Fly hands the microphone back to the same ringside attendant Heat got the microphone from. Colombian Heat removes his bling from around his neck and then hands the bling over to another ringside attendant. Heat then hands the OAOAST United States Championship belt over to referee Mickey Jay, who then hands the belt over to another ringside attendant. Heat exits the ring and searches around ringside for someone to give his Colombian Heat bandana to. He finds somebody in the form of an 8-year-old boy with a white Colombian Heat T-shirt on. Heat puts his Colombian Heat bandana on the head of the 8-year-old boy and then gives him a high-five. Heat gives the kid a thumbs up and smiles. 

HEAT
YEAH-UH~! 

COLE
Fans of all ages love Colombian Heat! 

COACH
Yes, yes, I get it already! Cut it out with that crap!

Colombian Heat climbs back up the ring steps and hops back into the ring. Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall are already in the ring. Heat stands by Spanish Fly as Fly pulls on the top ring rope. The crowd is buzzing in anticipation of the start of the match. 

COLE
Popick said the physical and mental dissection of Tha Puerto Rican begins this week. We shall see if he's right. 

COACH
Popick's got a good track record when it comes to being right. 

Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua discuss stragety while Spanish Fly and Colombian Heat do the same. Mickey Jay pats down Cuban Wall, and then pats down Mr. Boricua. He then goes over and pats down Spanish Fly, and then pats down Colombian Heat. He gives the two teams last minute instructions and then calls for the bell. 

*DING DING DING*

[b]CUBAN WALL AND MR. BORICUA vs. COLOMBIAN HEAT AND SPANISH FLY[/b]
Mr. Boricua heads to his corner, meaning Cuban Wall will start for The Lightning Crew team. Spanish Fly and Colombian Heat do Rock, Paper, Scissors. Heat's Paper beats Spanish Fly's Rock, so Heat starts the match. He pounds elbows with Fly and then Spanish Fly exits the ring. 

COLE
All right. We begin the match with Colombian Heat and Cuban Wall. Two men who know each other very well! 

COACH
They've had their battles in the past, and as usual, Cuban Wall will come out on top! 

"LET'S GO HEAT!"
"LET'S GO HEAT!"
"LET'S GO HEAT!"
"LET'S GO HEAT!"

Heat and Wall stare at each other. Heat looks at the crowd and nods his head, a smile on his face. 

COLE
This crowd behind Heat 100% here tonight! 

Colombian Heat watches as Cuban Wall cracks his knuckles. Spanish Fly gives Heat words of encouragement. Wall motions for Heat to bring it. Heat and Wall circle each other. They lock up. Heat immediately ends the lock up by kicking Cuban Wall in the gut! He does it again! And again! Heat then switches to forearm shots to the head of The Muscle of The Lightning Crew! Heat grabs Cuban Wall and whips him into the ropes. He follows with an AJ Styles-like dropkick! The dropkick dazes Wall, but he does not fall! So, Colombian Heat grabs Cuban Wall and takes him over to a neutral corner where he slams Wall's head on the top turnbuckle pad! Heat then kicks Wall in the chest. Then the gut. Then the chest. And then the gut again! 

COLE
Colombian Heat in control of Cuban Wall in the early going! 

Colombian Heat whips Cuban Wall into the opposite turnbuckle, and then follows with another dropkick! Heat taunts Mr. Boricua. Mr. Boricua grunts and yells and screams at Heat. Cuban Wall pokes Heat in the eyes! 

COACH
That's what ya get for doing that, Heat! HA HA! 

Wall quickly takes the advantage, grabbing Heat by his left arm and twisting it into an arm-wringer. He then turns the arm-wringer into a side headlock. Wall cinches the hold tight. Heat walks with Wall into the ropes, and then shoves him off into the opposite ropes. Wall does a shoulderblock which knocks Heat down! 

COLE
And Wall with a shoulderblock, now in control!

Wall takes a few steps back, and then charges forward, going for an jumping elbow drop...THAT MISSES! Heat moved out of the way! 

COACH
Oh no! 

COLE
Nobody home for Wall on that one! 

Heat slowly gets back to his feet. Heat sees Wall on the mat, so he decides to do the "Where The Hood At!?" onto Wall! Heat goes for the cover. 

1...



2...



KICK OUT! 

COLE
Not enough that time for Heat! 

Colombian Heat slaps the mat in frustration. But he soon gets over it and picks the now slightly weakened Cuban Wall up. Heat grabs Wall by his head and slams his head on the top turnbuckle pad in a neutral corner. Heat then punches Wall in the face several times. CH climbs the second turnbuckle and starts hammering away at the top of Cuban Wall's head. 

CROWD
ONE!

TWO!

THREE! 

Cuban Wall shoves Heat off of him. But Heat lands on his feet, so he goes right back up onto the second turnbuckle and starts hammering away at the top of Cuban Wall's head! 

CROWD
ONE! 

TWO!

THREE! 

Cuban Wall shoves Heat off of him again! But the United States Champion lands on his feet once more and immediately goes right back onto the second turnbuckle to continue hammering away at the top of Cuban Wall's head! 

COLE
Shoved off again! But the United States Champion is relentless!

CROWD
ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

TEN!

ELEVEN! 

Colombian Heat gets back onto the mat and plays to the crowd, who cheer. Cuban Wall is already winded. Spanish Fly cheers Heat on. 

COACH
What are you waiting for, Wall? DO SOMETHING! 

CH pulls Cuban Wall out from the turnbuckle corner. He hooks him up for The Stroke! 

COLE
Bong Hit on Cuban Wall! He got all of it on that one! 

The crowd cheers. Mr. Boricua enters the ring. He goes for a clothesline. Colombian Heat ducks, and starts firing away with forearm shots to the head! 

COLE
And now Colombian Heat going to work on Mr. Boricua! 

COACH
No Boricua! That's a bad Boricua! 

Mr. Boricua goes for a right punch. Heat ducks, and fires with some more punches! Mr. Boricua goes for a left hook. Heat ducks that one too, and fires with some more punches getting Stephen Joseph Popick's bodyguard dazed and confused! Colombian Heat keeps on hitting Mr. Boricua with his punches, and then bounces off the ropes, charges forward, and hits Boricua with a leg lariat sending him over the top rope and onto the floor! 

COLE
Out goes Mr. Boricua! The 6'9" 300 pound monster has been taken out of the ring by the 6'0" 180 pound Colombian Heat! 

COACH
What is going on here people? Focus! Focus! Focus! NOW! 

Mr. Boricua is out on the floor. Colombian Heat quickly slides back into the ring and does a SHIMMY~! to the crowd's delight! Cuban Wall is showing signs of movement on the mat. 

"HEAT!"
"HEAT!"
"HEAT!"
"HEAT!"

COLE
Colombian Heat is all fired up right now! 

COACH
Get your heads together, guys! 

Spanish Fly enters the ring. Mickey Jay tells Fly to get back to his corner but he won't listen. Colombian Heat paces around the ring waiting for Cuban Wall to get back to his feet. 

COLE
And now Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly are in control of the two big men of The Lightning Crew!

Colombian Heat taunts Mr. Boricua, who is still on the outside. He then taunts Cuban Wall and laughs at him. 

COACH
What is Heat waiting for? 

COLE
I think he is just giving them time to get up. 

COACH
What an arrogant jerk. He knows that he's in control, but he wants to prolong the suffering! And yet people CHEER for this thug!? 

COLE
He's got alot of good qualities! That's why they love him! 

COACH
He has no good qualities in my eyes! 

Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly pace back and forth in the ring, getting the crowd worked up. 

COLE
Yes he does! Like he's got a good heart. He's very talented. He's good on the mic--

SPANISH FLY GIVES COLOMBIAN HEAT A LOW BLOWii!!!!!!!!!!

COLE
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! 

Spanish Fly starts hammering away at Colombian Heat's back! The crowd is stunned! 

COLE
What am I seeing!? What am I seeing!? 

COACH
I don't know, but I like it! 

COLE
That's his best friend! That's his best friend he's doing that to! 

COACH
Looks like that's not the case anymore! 

Spanish Fly hammers Heat until he can no longer stand! Fly then exits the ring and climbs the top rope. The crowd can't believe it. 

COLE
Is this happening!? No! It can't be! 

COACH
It is, Cole! It is! And I thought we had our fill with shocking events last week! But it looks like it continues this week!

Spanish Fly motions for Heat to get up. Cuban Wall is using the ring ropes to pull himself up. He smiles evilly. Colombian Heat is on his right knee. 

COLE
I thought they had reconciled! I thought things were smooth between them again! 

COACH
Looks like you were wrong, as usual, Michael Cole! 

COLE
But wait a minute. Does that mean...

COACH
Could be, Cole! Could be! 

Colombian Heat slowly gets to a vertical base. He is now groggy. Spanish Fly leaps off the top rope, coming down on Colombian Heat with a top rope Fame-Ass-Er! 

COLE
Fly Swatter! Fly Swatter on Colombian Heat! This can't be happening! 

COACH
It's happening right before your very eyes, Cole! 

Spanish Fly lets out a primal roar! Colombian Heat is laying flat on his back on the mat! Fly taunts Heat as Mr. Boricua gets on the ring apron. Cuban Wall is now on his feet and is applauding Spanish Fly. The crowd boos loudly. 

COLE
This is unbelievable! Spanish Fly has turned on Colombian Heat! There's no question about their friendship now!  

COACH
It was bound to happen. And it finally did.

Mr. Boricua enters the ring. He laughs maniacally. Cuban Wall also laughs maniacally. Then, it all becomes crystal clear as Spanish Fly looks at Wall and Fly...and forms an L with his arms! The Lightning Crew Salute!

COLE
Oh no! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! NO! 

COACH
YES! He has returned home! 

Spanish Fly has an evil smile on his face. He spits on Colombian Heat and then exits the ring. 

COLE
Spanish Fly sold out! Spanish Fly sold out to The Lightning Crew! He has returned to The Lightning Crew! 

COACH
Oh happy day! He has returned home! Praise the Lord! 

Spanish Fly taunts the fans at ringside while Cuban Wall covers Colombian Heat. Mickey Jay counts. 

COLE
Spanish Fly has sunk to a new low! 

1...











2...











HEAT PUTS HIS RIGHT SHOULDER UP!!!

"YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

SPANISH FLY
WHAT!?

COACH
WHAT!?

COLE
He put his right shoulder up! Colombian Heat will not stay down! Come on Heat! Come on Heat!

COACH
And you say I'M biased!

Mickey Jay makes puts up two fingers to symbolize a two count. Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, and Spanish Fly can't believe it. 

COLE
He's still got some fight left in him! 

Cuban Wall starts stomping away on Colombian Heat! A "HEAT!" chant starts up again. Wall picks up the groggy Heat and sends him over to The Lightning Crew corner. He lays into Heat with some soupbones all over his body. 

COLE
Did Colombian Heat even see Fly low blow him? Does he have any idea it was Fly!?

COACH
Maybe, maybe not. But he felt that low blow, that's for sure! 

Mr. Boricua punches on Heat while Cuban Wall continues with the soupbones! 

COLE
Colombian Heat, betrayed by his best friend, just like PRL was betrayed by his friends last week! 

COACH
They're two peas in a pod aren't they? 

Wall and Boricua hammer at Heat until he is down on the mat. But suddenly, Heat shoots right back up and punches Wall! Then he punches Boricua! Then he punches Wall! Then Boricua! Wall! Boricua! Wall! Boricua! Wall! Boricua! Wall! Boricua! 

COLE
He's still got that fire left in him! He will not go down easily! 

Spanish Fly looks on concerned as Colombian Heat starts wailing away on Cuban Wall! The punches take Cuban Wall into the ropes. Heat then rushes over and punches Mr. Boricua in the face! Spanish Fly distracts the referee while Colombian Heat punches Cuban Wall on the ring ropes. 

COLE
But Spanish Fly has the referee's attention! 

Colombian Heat grabs Cuban Wall's left wrist and gives him an Irish whip into the opposite ropes--Cuban Wall reverses--Mr. Boricua hits Colombian Heat in the back! Colombian Heat stumbles forward...right into a GOOZLE~!

COLE
Oh no! Not this! Not now! 

Cuban Wall grabs Colombian Heat's yellow basketball jersey and then lifts him up, slamming him back down onto the mat with a CHOKESLAM! 

COLE
Chokeslam! Chokeslam on Colombian Heat! 

The crowd boos loudly. Cuban Wall laughs evilly and then picks Colombian Heat up. He scoops him up onto his right shoulder...and then falls to his knees, giving Heat the Wallbreaker! 

COLE
Wallbreaker! Wallbreaker on Colombian Heat! 

COACH
Oh please tell me what I think is coming up is coming up! 

Spanish Fly is cheering wildly. He is the only one in the arena cheering. Cuban Wall stands up, sneers at Heat, and then runs into the ropes, bounces off the ropes, charges forward, and then jumps up and down onto Colombian Heat with THE LIGHTNING CREW SPLASH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 

COLE
The Lightning Crew Splash! First PRL, now Colombian Heat! This is appalling! This is horrible! 

COACH
This is awesome! 

Cuban Wall lets out a primal scream of his own. He then covers Colombian Heat, hooking his right leg. Mickey Jay counts. Spanish Fly counts along. 

COLE
This is the most horrible moment in Spanish Fly's career! 

1...











2...











2 1/2










2.9999999999999999999999999999999999















3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DING DING DING* (4:56)

COLE
Mercifully, it's over! 

"No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds starts playing again. Mr. Boricua enters the ring and raises his hands in victory. Cuban Wall gets his hands raised by Mickey Jay. Spanish Fly enters the ring and jumps up and down in celebration. 

BUFFER
Here are your winners...MISTER BORICUA AND CUBANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

COACH
They should add 'and SPANISH FLY' to that announcement because he's as much of a victor as Wall and Boricua are!

Spanish Fly high fives Cuban Wall and then Mr. Boricua. He laughs maniacally. The crowd boos loudly. 

COLE
I never thought I would see this again: Spanish Fly, Mr. Boricua, and Cuban Wall on the same page! On the same team! 

COACH
I guess Spanish Fly finally saw the light! He has returned home! He is back in The Lightning Crew! 

COLE
I thought he left that all behind! I thought he was a better man! I thought he was above that! Guess I was wrong. 

COACH
Guess so! 

COLE
Spanish Fly, Mr. 6-1-9 himself, has turned his back on these fans, turned his back on his best friend, turned his back on us all! 

COACH
And he couldn't be happier! 

Mr. Boricua gets his hands raised in victory by Mickey Jay. Boricua then grabs Mickey Jay and throws him out of the ring onto the floor! 

COLE
This is sickening! 

Spanish Fly raises Cuban Wall's and Mr. Boricua's hands in victory to loud boos. Fly laughs maniacally. He then does The Lightning Crew Salute again. Fly tells Wall and Boricua something. Wall and Boricua start stomping on Colombian Heat! 

COLE
Oh come on now! The match is over! That's enough! 

COACH
Not for me, it ain't! 

Spanish Fly joins in on the beatdown on Colombian Heat as "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds dies down. 

"P.R.!"
"P.R.!"
"P.R.!"
"P.R.!"

Spanish Fly taunts the fans for saying "P.R.!" Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, and Spanish Fly continue stomping on Colombian Heat. 

COLE
They were closer than most brothers! They were blood brothers! I can't believe it! I still can't! 

COACH
Believe it! There ain't nothing but HATRED between Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly now! 

Spanish Fly tells Mr. Boricua something. Mr. Boricua yells, snorts, and growls as he picks the severely weakened Colombian Heat up. Boricua places Heat in a standing headscissors, and then lifts him up high into the air! 

COLE
Oh no! Not this too!

Mr. Boricua holds Heat in the air for a few more seconds...and then drops him HARD onto the mat with a Powerbomb!

COLE
Latino Bomb! Latino Bomb on Colombian Heat!

COACH
Way to go, Boricua! Way to go!

Colombian Heat lies unconscious on the mat. Mr. Boricua yells, snorts, and screams. Cuban Wall and Spanish Fly pose to LOUD boos. 

COLE
Disgusting. That's all I can say. Absolutely disgusting! 

Spanish Fly calls for a microphone. Cuban Wall hands him one from a ringside attendant. 

COLE
Now what? 

COACH
He's going to speak! 

SPANISH FLY
Yeah! Yeah! SHUT UP! (CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) Yeah, guess my job of being the star of this team is over! I told you Heat! I told you to be careful of who you trust in the wrestling business, Heat! I told you there are people who will hurt you! You DID end up paying the price! I TOLD YOU SO! You go ahead and be friends with PRL, you're weak just like he is! Heat, I'm tired of being your little buddy! I'm tired of being your little charity case! I'm not your partner! I'm not your brother from another mother! I'm not your amigo! I'm NOTHING to you! YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE! From now on, I'm my own man! And I don't need YOU, and I ESPECIALLY don't need ANY OF YOU PEOPLE!   

The crowd boos. 

FLY
All I need is the love and support from my FRIENDS in THE LIGHTNING CREW! Because THESE GUYS are the ONLY people in the One And Only AngleSault Thread who treat me with the RESPECT I DESERVE! And as for you Heat, you are nothing more but a PIECE OF CRAP! And I'm SICK of being in your shadow! People are going to know who I am and recognize me for my talent whether they like it or not! So put that in your pipe and smoke it, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! 

Spanish Fly kicks Colombian Heat some more! Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall join in. 

COLE
Stop this! Will somebody stop this carnage!?

Wall, Fly, and Boricua continue beating down on Colombian Heat...

Until down the entrance ramp comes charging in THA PUERTO RICAN!

COLE
PRL IS HERE! PRL IS IN THE RING! 

Tha Puerto Rican slides into the ring, and as soon as he does, Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, and Spanish Fly exit the ring! PRL lunges after Spanish Fly, but Fly is out of his reach, something Fly makes sure to mention as he walks away back towards the entrance. 

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican is in the ring, but it's too late! Colombian Heat has been left for dead by Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, and the NEWEST member of The Lightning Crew, Spanish Fly! 

COACH
Spanish Fly must feel like he's 5-feet tall tonight! 

Tha Puerto Rican checks on his best friend while Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, and Spanish Fly walk up the entrance ramp, evil smiles on all their faces. Spanish Fly taunts Heat and PRL some more, doing a De-Generation X "SUCK IT!" hand gesture and sticking his tongue out. PRL runs his mouth at the three Lightning Crew members. 

COLE
It's as if the roles have been reversed. You would think Spanish Fly would be the one to check on Colombian Heat, but no, it was SPANISH FLY who did the dirty deed and it is THA PUERTO RICAN checking up on Colombian Heat!

COACH
The OAOAST's turned upside down in the past week or so! 

Spanish Fly hugs Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall, and then does The Lightning Crew Salute again. PRL points a menacing finger at Spanish Fly. 

COLE
How long was this planned for? Huh? How long was this planned for? Since last week? Last month? Did Spanish Fly really want to reconcile with Heat at November Reign? Or was that a charade? Has he been wanting to do this since October?  DAMNIT I want answers!  

COACH
Be patient. You'll get your answers. Just savor the moment. Spanish Fly has returned to the flock! He has redeemed himself tonight in Tacoma, Washington live on HeldDOWN~!

COLE
We have seen a side of Spanish Fly that we thought was gone never to return. How wrong we were. Spanish Fly sold out. He has been lured back into The Lightning Crew now led by Stephen Joseph Popick! 

COACH
This is an awesome awesome moment!

COLE
This is one of the most starling moments in OAOAST history! One of the most shocking moments ever! We never saw it coming! All the signs pointed the other way.  

COACH
I know, and that's the beauty of it! Bravo Lightning Crew! Bravo!   

Tha Puerto Rican helps Colombian Heat get up. Spanish Fly, Mr. Boricua, and Cuban Wall taunt The Badd Boyz from the entrance stage. All three Lightning Crew members laugh evilly. The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. Cut to the ending of the match, starting with Spanish Fly turning on Colombian Heat. 

COACH
All right! We're seeing it again! Okay, so you see Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly pacing back and forth. And then, BOOM! Low blow! Spanish Fly just DEMOLISHING Colombian HACK! He hit him from behind, but he got him good! He's 4'11", but look at all that power! And then he went up top...FLY SWATTER! Fly Swatter on his good 'buddy' Colombian Heat! It was official. Spanish Fly had rejoined The Lightning Crew. And then Cuban Wall takes over. Watch this: Chokeslam! HA! HA! Then, then, Wallbreaker! And then he finishes it off with The Lightning Crew Splash! Say Buenos Noches, Colombian Heat! Uno, dos, tres! Your winners, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, AND Spanish Fly! I love it! 

The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen again. Cut to live action as Tha Puerto Rican helps Colombian Heat exit the ring. Cuban Wall, Spanish Fly, and Mr. Boricua have already left through the entrance doors. 

COLE
I still contend that Colombian Heat had no idea it was Spanish Fly that gave him the low blow. He didn't look at him once during that whole 'beatdown'. He had no idea what happened. Everything happened so fast. He will have to look at the videotape, the replay of this, but I'm sure when he does, he will be absolutely crushed! A three-year friendship down the drain. Spanish Fly sold himself out to The Lightning Crew and for what? 

COACH
Fame? Fortune? Respect? 

COLE
All of which he had already! 

COACH
Let's not kid ourselves, Mikey. He had no respect from these fans or his fellow OAOAST Superstars. 

COLE
He had PLENTY of respect! For the past two years, Spanish Fly has entertained countless number of fans and put on entertaining match after entertaining match! And he threw it all away for what? What I ask!? 

COACH
Because it got him no where! He can entertain these fans all he wants, but what's that matter when you barely got any belts to your name? Spanish Fly took a huge risk tonight, but it paid off in spades! His career is going to get a huge boost from this. A HUGE boost! He's going to skyrocket to the top now! 

COLE
I don't know what BS Stephen Joseph Popick fed him to get him to do this, but all I know is that Spanish Fly is not the man I thought he was! And he proved it tonight! 

COACH
You're right. He isn't. He's BETTER than the man you thought he was.

Tha Puerto Rican and Colombian Heat walk up the entrance ramp. Heat is only half-awake. PRL has to hold Heat up as they walk up the entrance ramp. 

COLE
Well, we need to take a break. Let what just happened soak in. Fans, we'll be right back after these messages with more HeldDOWN~! live on TSM!

The Badd Boyz exit through the sliding doors, Heat having to be held by Tha Puerto Rican and walking slowly. The crowd cheers. This is the last image we see before we fade to black. 

[b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]

[b]*Commercials*[/b]