HD: Colombian Heat/Tha Puerto Rican segment

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Okay, now place this segment immediatley following the Spanish Fly segment I just sent you. That's immediatley following it. Immediatley.

 

The camera cuts to the backstage area where The Badd Boyz are currently located. Colombian Heat is being checked on by a doctor. The OAOAST United States Championship belt lies next to him on a big case. Tha Puerto Rican is pacing back and forth, in a REAL bad mood. The crowd cheers. 

THA PUERTO RICAN
That midget bastard kicked you in the nuts and then beat you down!? HE did that!? That little shrimp did that to YOU!? 

COLOMBIAN HEAT
Hey man, he caught me off guard! 

PRL
Why that little pus...I told you he was bad news! I never trusted him! I never liked him anyway! Little bitch! Doing that to you! Come on! 

HEAT
It's cool, G. It's cool. I'll get him in due time. But for now, youse gotta worry about yo' match wit Tha Bone Thug later on tonight.

PRL
Oh don't worry, Heat. I will get him. Then I will murder him. He may be my blood cousin, but that doesn't mean I have to *like* him either! I'm gonna kick his ass for what they did to you tonight! And then, afterwards, I will do some Fly swatting! 

HEAT
You do dat. I'ma gonna go recuperate over herre. 

PRL
I didn't even know you could say the word 'recuperate'! 

HEAT
There's alot you don't know about me. It's been three years! 

PRL
Heh. 

HEAT
Heh. 

PRL
Anyway, I gotta go get ready. Doc, make sure you keep an eye on Heat. Give him whatever medicine he needs. Tape him up wherever he needs to be taped up. If you don't, I'll kill you. Nah, I'm just playing. But seriously, if he's still hurt by the time I get back, I'm gonna take that stethoscope, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass.

DOCTOR
You won't have to do that, P.R. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. 

PRL
You damn well better! These OAOAST doctors don't come cheap! Anyway, later, Heat. 

HEAT
Later, dude. 

PRL high fives Heat and then walks away. The doctor starts taping Heat's ribs. 

HEAT
Hey watch it! Nah, just playin'! Just playin'! 

The doctor rolls his eyes and then goes back to taping Colombian Heat's ribs.