King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2007 [COLOR=orange]"And now, the OAOAST Backtracker! Brought to you by Mountain Dew: Hey, you've gotta drink something!"[/COLOR] [QUOTE=LAST WEEK ON OAOAST HELDDOWN~!, WATCH TSM!!] ZACK ~~ What you just said to me...it took balls, my friend. It took balls, and it showed you have heart, and that you're not out for the quick fix. So you know what...challenge accepted. If you're going to build yourself back up, then so am I. Now it's just a matter of who gets there first. With that, Zack extends his hand, and Bo accepts, shaking on their little agreement. BO Even if you get there first, Zack, I won't be far behind. MALIBU Likewise, big man. Likewise. Zack pats Bo on the shoulder and walks off, as Bo watches and smirks, then turns and goes his own way. [/QUOTE] [COLOR=orange]"That was the OAOAST Backtracker."[/COLOR] COACH When did Mountain Dew change their slogan? COLE You just saw last week, both Zack Malibu and Bohemoth making their intentions very clear to each other regarding the World Heavyweight Championship. Zack and Bohemoth finding themselves very much in the same boat after the outcome of the Triple Decker Cage Match, both knocked down the pecking order when it comes to the World Title and both determined to get another shot. But it was Bohemoth, basically calling Zack on his intention to go to the ring and call out Popick last week, that lead to a little unoffical 'competition' being struck up between the two. As Cole is still talking, the solemn guitar intro to "Loser" by Beck begins to play in the background. Which, presumably means Los Conquistadors are on the way to the ring, even though we can't actually SEE them. COACH Yeah, Bohemoth pretty much told Zack to... well, to put it into cliché terms, "put up or shut up". And Zack went out and 'put up' that same night. COLE That he did, with a very quick victory over one half of Los Conquistadors. Which leads us to tonight, with Bohemoth set to be in action against the other half of the Conquistadors, with I suppose ground to make up after Zack answered his 'challenge' so emphatically in Tacoma. COACH Heh...it's getting interesting already. COLE Let's go to the ring... *DINGDING!* BUFFER This contest, scheduled for one fall! In the ring, from Santa Fe, New Mexico by way of Tijuana, Original Mexico... CONQUISTADOR DOS!! [i]"Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, So why don't you kill me?"[/i] The sound of 14,000 shotguns being cocked echoes through the arena as Los Conquistadors raise their fists defiantly in the air in the ring. COACH Got a stopwatch handy? *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" If Los Conquistadors didn't walk through life with a permanent sinking feeling as it was, they'd certainly be getting that sinking feeling the moment "Liberate" powers through the PA system. Through the entrance storms Bohemoth and the crowd erupt again, as he power-walks to the ring. BUFFER And his opponent... hailing from Greenville, South Carolina. He weighs two hundred, eighty four pounds... "THE METEROSEXUAL MONSTER"... BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - HHHHEEEEEMMOOOOOOOOTTHHHHHHH!!!! Bo slides into the ring and as Los Conquistadors close on him, wastes no time trying to tell which Conquistador is which, instead settling for destroying BOTH of them with a Double Clothesline! COLE *DINGDINGDING!* Off come the orange-tinted shades as the bell sounds, Bohemoth catching the first Conquistador to his feet with a BIG boot to the side of the head! The Conquistador drops to the canvas in a heap, leaving his partner all alone with big Bo. To his feet, the Conquistador that we can only assume is Dos gets whipped across the ring, into the turnbuckles. Bohemoth then charges in after him and crushes him with a big clothesline! COACH Is this even the right Conquistador? COLE Does it matter!? Out of the corner staggers Dos, right into the waiting arms of Bohemoth, taking him up and emphatically down with a Front Spinebuster! COACH I guess not. Pressing his hand on the gold PVC bodysuit, Bo tells the referee to count... 1... 2... 3!! *DINGDINGDING!* COLE I don't know how that compares for time, but Bohemoth, every bit as dominant as his friendly rival last week! BUFFER Here is your winner... BOOOOOOO - HHHHHHEEEEEEEEMMMOOOOOOOOOTTHHHHH!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" "Liberate" hits again, but not to celebrations from Bohemoth. As the referee decides trying to raise Bo's hand without permission might not end well for him, he just points to him and announces him as the winner, as if confirmation were needed. Bo doesn't appear to be done however. The other Conquistador is beginning to get to his feet, unaware that Bohemoth is right behind him. Thumbs Up. THUMBS DOWN~! COLE Oh dear. Scooping Uno up like a baby, Bohemoth parades his hapless opponent around a little, before swinging him around... ...out... ...and DOWN~! COLE Erotic Awakening Of B!! Bo looks up at the referee, placing his hand on Uno's chest much like Dos and needing to say no more... 1... 2... 3!! *DINGDINGDING!* "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" COACH Wait, that wasn't even an official match! COLE Because I'm sure a seperate entrance and another bell would have made the world of difference to Conquistador Uno's chances. "Liberate" hits for a second time, with Bohemoth standing between the fallen bodies of both of Los Conquistadors. Kneeling down, Bo picks his orange-tinted sunglasses back up off of the canvas and calmly places them back on his head as he leaves. COLE I think you could have gone all the way up to Conquistador Nueve and they wouldn't have stood a chance! As we watch Bo leave, the cameras cut to the backstage area, where ZACK MALIBU has apparantly been watching all of this on one of the many monitors backstage. Zack glances at his watch, before looking back at the monitor with a wry smile on his face. COACH I think that's, as the kids would say, +1. COLE Bohemoth certainly impressive tonight. The markers have been set in the race back to the top! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
