Promo: An Introduction of sorts.

[Retard Girl 0]

*Outside the US Cellular Centre, Taiga Star is standing against a wall. In front of her is a camera (and wouldn't you believe it, a cameraman!). She is in a black tank top and cut off camo pants, even though the air is crisp. Around her right arm is a black band. The cameraman signals that the tape is rolling and she begins to speak.*

 

I'm not very good at these things, so let me get to the point. I bet you all are wondering who I am, and what I'm doing here? Well, my name is Taiga Star, and I wrestle. You may have heard of me, as I was one of the main eventers in another promotion. *She thinks for a moment.* Then again, you may not have heard of me at all. No matter. Pretty soon, you all will know who I am.

 

I'm here for one thing and one thing only, and that is to wrestle and prove that I am one of the best wrestlers in the world. Not just one of the best "Women's" wrestlers, one of the best period. I'm out to show that I can stand toe to toe with whoever is put in front of me. Male or female. Though, looking at the roster here, it seems women are non-existent. That's okay, I've been fighting men my whole life.

 

*Taiga gathers her thoughts, it seems, before continuing*

 

Growing up... It's something I don't like to talk about, but it has a great impact on my current self. If I didn't grow up fighting to survive on the streets, I would have never made it this far. And if I never started in this business when I was 16, I would have never survived the way I was living. Wrestling saved my life, and I owe it a lot. So I will never let wrestling down by doing such things as sleeping my way to the top, accepting bribes, sneak-attacking opponents from behind, and of the like. I am not above taking certain shortcuts, but overall, I'm a pretty clean player.

 

*Taiga motions to the black armband she is wearing with a Pepsi logo printed on it*

 

Oh, this? No, this doesn't mean I'm mourning the death of a particular cola product. This is for my former employer and very dear friend of mine, Pepsi Man. I'm sad about his passing, but as they say, when one door closes, another opens. The sudden collapse of one fed leads to the SWF's gain. I can't mourn forever, and I must move on. So tonight's match, is for The Pepster.

 

*Taiga points to the sky and takes a moment to reflect before continuing.*

 

Olaf Andersen is my competitor for my first match. From the sheets, it sppears he's a tall flippety kid. Well, spot-monketry and flash is all fine and well, but I'm not like that. I'm not flashy, not pretty to look at, no extravagant pyros or fancy ring gear. What I do have is skill. I have ability. I have heart. Put me in with the biggest man you've got, I won't back down. I've never backed down from anything.

 

Just wait and see, SWF. When I'm done going through everyone that is put in front of me, you'll see. You'll see just how tough a woman can be.

 

*The scene fades with Taiga glaring at the camera.*

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

She sounds like she can take a chair shot. Cheap heel heat, all around.

 

 

A good first promo. Keep promoing and write your matches because I'm interested in where this character goes. Now if only everyone started writing promos...

[Retard Girl 0]

i like running off promos. even if "i'm not very good at them"

 

 

(now if i can get this match writing thing down....)

[Toxxic 0]

I don't get 'cheap heel heat' to be honest, I get 'uncomplicated face who might cheat a little against opponents who deserve it'. We'll have to see where she goes with it.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Hitting a women with a chair = cheap heel heat. She's obviously a face.

[Toxxic 0]

Right, gotcha.

 

Unless you're Stone Cold, presumably. God I hate Stone Cold.

 

Really though, you should get heel heat for hitting anyone with a chair, particularly if they're smaller and weaker than you. It's just most female wrestlers are smaller than most male wrestlers. I mean, otherwise it's sexist. You wouldn't get heel heat for hitting Amazing Kong with a chair. You'd just die.

[Retard Girl 0]

You wouldn't get heel heat for hitting Amazing Kong with a chair. You'd just die.

 

 

awesome.

 

 

 

oh and thanks for the feedback.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Remember when Stone Cold beat the hell out of the Hardys and Lita with a steel chair? Come on, that was one of the greatest heel moments in the history of wrestling.

[Toxxic 0]

Yeah, but I also remember him Stunnering Stacy for not drinking beer (granted not a chair-shot, but to a non-wrestler it should have been the same) and getting cheered for it.

[Mad Scientist 0]

Yeah, but I also remember him Stunnering Stacy for not drinking beer (granted not a chair-shot, but to a non-wrestler it should have been the same) and getting cheered for it.

 

Stone Cold could hit the Stunner on a mentally challenged quadriplegic orphan nun and get a face pop.

 

Great promo by the way.

[Retard Girl 0]

Great promo by the way.

 

 

 

thank you XD

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Hey, you. Michael Alexander. Promo.

[Mad Scientist 0]

Hey, you. Michael Alexander. Promo.

 

I need to start. Right now, I don't want to dilute the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT coming up in the House of Marvelous segment. Or at least, that's my current excuse.