Rawknight 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2007 VIOLENCE DISTRIBUTION NETWORK V D N Va'aiga. Dace Night. Two of the SWF's most feared competitors. A camera. I could go on describing the scene but you KNOW, dear reader, what you're about to get. Commence the shouting. Va'aiga: VDN in the house. Birmingham represent! North Island represent! All you mad motherfuckers in the World Whanau and those bad boys in the pit screaming Dace Fuckin' Night REPRESENT! I hope all you people watching at home got your eyes glued to the screen right now cos Da Maori got ta get a little something off his chest. Va'aiga takes a pause for breath. Dace stands impassive next to his tag partner. Va'aiga: Three things are about to kick off in the SWF. Three things are on my mind. Problem is they all tie together, so maybe it's time to get the big picture straight. See Toxxic, you're holding a couple of things in your possession that belong with the VDN. You got that little prize we're hunting called the SWF World Tag Team Championship. Rev-0. I got a problem with that. So come this big seasonal extravaganza we're holding we get a shot at taking that gold. Now YOU got a problem. How the hell with all your support, with all your experience, with all your... talent are you gonna stop The Maori Badass and Dace Fuckin' Night from running straight through you and putting the belts around the waists of THE most unstoppable force in pro wrestling today? Have a think, I'm getting' back to you later. Va'aiga makes the “I want the belt motion”. Dace nods in agreement. Va'aiga: Thing 2. Clusterfuck '08. 20 athletes. One prize. The SWF world title shot. Five former world champions, including Da Maori. Johnny Dangerous, we've crossed before. Tom Flesher, mad mat skills. The River Dragon Kibagami – my mouth waters at the challenge of going to war with the man with the Demonstar. Spike Jenkins – gone from my personal ceiling inspector to one of the hottest stars around. MANSON. Jay Hawke. Austin Sly. New talent like little Taiga – you asked for the baddest beasts in the fight, you might just get your wish. All that talent just better worry about TWO men. See when it gets down to it and that last sucka gets tossed, get your ass down to Vegas and bet on that Triple Threat being a handicap match with the VDN. Competition gets ta pay the PRICE. And poor poor luck on that sorry bastard who gets stuck with us. Cos we WILL put your head on that chopping block, Decap' your ass down and finish business between ourselves. Dace smiles and nods. Another pause. Va'aiga: And that brings me to point 3. From the Fire '08. Toxxic if you have any strength left, if you SURVIVE the beating you're gonna get at the hands of the VDN. Toxxic come From The Fire you're going to be face to face with one of the baddest men the sport has ever produced. Violence Distribution Network. Violence. We deliver. Pain. We deliver. Broken Bones. We deliver. Hospital bills. We DELIVER. Destruction. We DELIVER. Carnage. We DELIVER. The kind of in ring impact that makes your momma call you every morning and ask you, beg you, PLEAD WITH YOU to get the hell out of the wrestling business. We deliver. Don't matter if it's Va'aiga. Don't matter if it's Dace Night. All that matters is WE want the gold and YOU ARE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES! BOO-MOTHERFUCKIN-YAH! Dace Night: This interview is over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2007 Proof yet again that somewhere in a high rise in Sneinton lurks a shadowy figure with real promo talent... Excellent work my friend. Now to beat your arse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2007 I hope VDN destroys Rev-0. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
