Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) Dark blue lights flash across the entry way, as the stage fills with smoke. Through the haze steps the SCM, Vincent letting out a primal roar, while One Eye flashes gang signs as Tupac's "Dopefiend's Diner" plays. They make their way to the ring, talking trash to the jeering crowd. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 460 pounds, from South Central Los Angeles and former tag team champions of the world... THE SOUTH. CENTRAL. MILLLIIITTIIIIIAAAAAA!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE The South Central Militia, one of sixteen teams participating in the 2008 Anderson Cup that will begin on January 3rd at the New Year‘s Spectacular. OAOAST officials currently finalizing the brackets, which will be released next week on HeldDOWN~! Before they can start thinking about the Anderson Cup, they’ll first need to get by their opponents tonight, as we toss it back to Michael Buffer. “Thriller” by Fall Out Boy hits and the fans come out of their seats in excitement. BUFFER Their opponents, accompanied by everybody’s favorite gal pal MELODY NERDLY...from San Antonio, Texas, total combine weight 497 pounds, Baron Windels and the "Texas Twister" Jock Mulligan... THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGEERRRRRSSSS!! “YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Lots of hand slapping follows, as the Gunslingers play to the audience. COLE Melody Nerdly leading perhaps the next tag team champions to the ring, Coach. COACH Yeah, [I]perhaps[/I]. But standing by right now, [I]the[/I] One & Only World tag team champions, the Heavenly Rockers. [color="#FF8C00"][b]* SWOOSH *[/b][/color] Wide shot, small box at left hand corner. Heavenly Rockers in front of their CG backdrop with Holly and Colonel Abdullah. HOLLY As fall becomes winter, the greatest rock ‘n’ wrestling band of all-time plan on turning up the heat. Ain’t that right, baby? LOGAN Congratulations are in order sayeth Logan Usher Mann. At the New Year’s Spectacular the Heavenly Rockers will defend their One & Only World tag team championship against Little Red Riding Hood’s big, bad wolves, the Lone Star Gunslingers. But it’ll be second verse, same as the first, Gunslingers. Victory will be ours! SYNTH Now put that in yo pipe and smoke it! The brief piece of video ends with Synth :headbang: while the Colonel gives praise. [color="#FF8C00"][b]* SWOOSH *[/b][/color] COLE Very confident are the Heavenly Rockers. COACH As they should be. If they don’t own, they’re leasing the Lone Star Gunslingers. Referee Nick Patrick orders a member of each team on the apron, and those men are Moe and Jock. Whereas the SCM trade gang signs, the Gunslingers stick with the traditional double high-five. * DINGDINGDING * Backed against the ropes after placing Moe in a side headlock Baron is shot across the ring, but One-Eye makes the all too common heel mistake of setting too soon, enabling the Gunslinger to pop him straight up with a hard kick to the shoulder. Windels plants his feet and drills Wallace with a standing dropkick. Irish whip, and a big-time FLYING LARIAT to follow! ONE... TWO... Wallace kicks out and retreats to the safety of his corner, and makes the tag to Vincent Santana who calls out Jock Mulligan. COLE You know the Texas Twister won’t back down from a challenge. The crowd pops as Jock accepts the tag. After circling the ring to measure their opponent up, the two lock horns and Jock comes out on top with an arm-wringer. Mulligan uses a series of closed fists and bonic elbows to punish the right arm of Santana. Vinnny maneuvers the second year man into the corner and stuns him with a back elbow to the side of the head. Santana sells the damage to the arm before working Jock over in the corner with a combination of jabs and uppercuts. Mulligan fires back with kicks to the midsection and bionic elbows, only to have Vinny RAKE THE EYES. Irish whip, but Jock ducks a clothesline and shoots back on the rebound with a CROSSBODY BLOCK...but Vincent crotches down as Jock soars through the air, causing the Texas Twister to feel like he's just been in one as he lands hard on the canvas and rolls out of the ring from the impact! COACH Jock’s in a bad place, Cole. The SCM not afraid to bend the rules every so often. COLE More like any chance they get. Like right now. As the referee focusing his attention on keeping Vincent inside, outside Moe slams Jock on the arena floor. Baron rushes to his partner's aid, chasing Wallace away…but that grabs the eye of Nick Patrick and leaves the SCM with another opportunity to take advantage of the youngster, whipping him into the ring steps! COLE How many times do I need to say it? We need more than one referee for matches such as this! Before the SCM can inflict anymore damage, the referee turns around and orders Vinny inside. The SCM coolly toss Jock back into the ring, but not before sneaking in a pair of knees to the ribs! COACH Ha! Beautiful. Quick tag by the S-C-M. They're putting the 5-second rule to good use as they Irish whip Jock. Oh, baby! STEREO DIVING SHOULDERBLOCKS! COLE What force! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Moe rams Jock face-first into the turnbuckle, then tags out. Vinny SLAPS Baron to sucker him inside, allowing him and Moe to pummel Jock in the corner. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Santana continues to antagonize Baron as One-Eye CHOKES Jock with the TAG ROPE! COLE Moe’s strangling the life out of Jock Mulligan. Somebody needs to put a stop to this! Baron steps in and is confronted by Nick Patrick, who he desperately pleads to turn around. Going nowhere with his efforts Baron finally has enough and brushes the ref aside. The crowd roars as Windels beats the hell out of the SCM, then HIP TOSSES HIS PARTNER TOWARDS THEIR CORNER FOR THE TAG! "YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" MELODY (firing imaginary pistols) Hee-yaw! One can’t deny the toughness of the SCM as they both charge Baron, who quickly shows them why he's called a Gunslinger, coming strong at Moe and Vinny with Texas size right hands and scoop slams. Moe rolls out to the arena floor while Vinny takes a seat on Baron's knee from an inverted atomic drop. Windels whips Santana, the legal man, to the ropes for a BAAAAAACK bodydrop. Now up top Baron connects with a TOP ROPE LARIAT! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO!! Moe pulls Baron halfway out of the ring before being spun around and decked by a Jock Mulligan DISCUS PUNCH! Meanwhile, inside, Baron sits Vinny on the top turnbuckle and delivers his patent SUPERPLEX!!! ONE… TWO… THREE! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners… THE LONE GUNSLINGEERRRRRSSSS!! “YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The guys celebrate with Melody as Coach narrates the replay. COACH …for the 1-2-3. Now let’s go to Michael Cole ringside with Melody Nerdly and the Lone Star Gunslingers. Melody wipes the sweat off Jock and Baron’s bodies and flicks it at Michael Cole just for the fun of it. Obviously thrilled with the W is she. COLE Thanks very much, Coach. And gentlemen, mighty impressive win just now. I’d say a good test heading into your big title match with the Heavenly Rockers at the New Year’s Spectacular. JOCK We’re as battle tested as they come, Michael Cole. The Heavenly Rockers thought they could bully us around, but we showed them and everyone watching that when you knock the Lone Star Gunslingers off their saddles we dust ourselves and get back on. Tell ‘em B. BARON 14 days, Heavenly Rockers. 14 days until the Lone Star Gunslingers achieve their goal of becoming World tag team champions. We’ve waited months for this opportunity and for it to come against the Heavenly Rockers makes it all that much sweeter. Synth, Logan, you’re in for one helluva an ass kickin’ at the New Year’s Spectacular. MELODY Yeah! :P With that, the Gunslingers and Melody exit. [font="Arial Black"][color="#FF0000"]New Year's[/color] [color="#0000FF"]Spectacular[/color][/font] [color="#FF8C00"][font="Arial Black"]ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH[/font][/color] [b]The Lone Star Gunslingers challenge the Heavenly Rockers[/b] [color="#9932CC"][font="Arial Black"]THURSDAY NIGHT, JANUARY 3rd, LIVE ONLY ON TSM![/font][/color] Edited December 19, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
