Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2008 (edited) I'll post the LSGS promo once it's finished. The Bruisers one is so short I don't think it warranted its own post, that's why I'm posting them in one thread. COLE Last Thursday night at the New Year‘s Spectacular, the Sooner Bruisers made their triumphant return to the OAOAST defeating Los Conquistadors in first round Anderson Cup action. Their first appearance since losing to the Heavenly Rockers at AngleMania VI, the result of a stipulation cause in the bout that stated the loser must leave town for 90 days. Before we listen to some pre-recorded comments from the Sooner Bruisers, let’s relive the closing moments of their match last week. Courtesy: [color="#FF0000"]New Year's[/color] [color="#0000FF"]Spectacular[/color][/b] [quote]Uno’s sent in for the ride and nailed on the rebound with a TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM! Big Frank makes the tag and places Uno on his shoulder as Uber climbs the turnbuckles and delivers a TOP ROPE BULLDOG!! COACH That’ll do it. Big Frank takes care of Dos as the cover is made. ONE… TWO… THREE![/quote] We cut to the Bruisers in front of a grey backdrop. UBER Ow, ow, ow, owwww! Hey, everybody. Guess who’s back in town? The Sooner Bruisers, that’s who! BIG FRANK What a long strange trip the past few months have been for my brother and I, having to sit back and watch people get their butts kicked instead of kicking them ourselves. Yeah, we could’ve come back months ago, but we wanted our return to mean something. That’s why we signed up for the Anderson Cup. Because of the level of talent the OAOAST tag team division possesses, it’d take months to climb to the top of the ladder. The Anderson Cup gives us the best of both worlds. If there’s one thing we love more than a dozen fine ladies, it’s a damn good fight. So every tag team in the OAOAST better download the latest security update because a virus named the Sooner Bruisers is about to affect you all. UBER We’re the Sooner Bruisers and we approved this message. The Psycho Gremlin HOWLS as the piece ends. Edited January 9, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 LSGS interview [size="3"][b][color="#FF8C00"]And now, the OAOAST SPINEBUSTER OF THE WEEK.[/color][/size] Courtesy: [color="#FF0000"]New Year's[/color] [color="#0000FF"]Spectacular[/color][/b] [quote]Standing over his fallen rival, Logan twirls the FINGER OF DOOM~! COLE Uh-oh. We know what that means. The end may be near. COACH The end isn’t near, it’s here. Percussion DDT coming up. Lost in the mayhem, Synth and Jock, who leave each other wasted following a suplex on the arena floor. Inside, Logan hooks the head…but Baron ducks under and brings the Macho MACHO Mann down with a BACKSLIDE! ONE… TWO… THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * “YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COACH No way! No freaking way! COLE They did it! They did it! New champions! LOGAN :huh: Jaws drop (Abdullah and Holly) and tears begin to shed (Melody) as Earl Hebner awards the tag belts to Baron Windels. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match and NEW… COLE All right, yeah! Melody and Jock mob Baron. BUFFER …tag team champions of the world… THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGEERRRRRSSSS!! “YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The new champs hand Melody the tag titles and hoist her on their shoulders. COLE Jock and Baron exercised the demon tonight, finally overcoming the one obstacle that’s always stood in their path to become the One & Only World tag team champions.[/quote] Live shot of MAGGIE NERDLY atop the world famous INTERVIEW STAGE with the crowd behind her. MAGGIE San Antonio, your favorite sons return home champions! “YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The fans cheer wildly as Jock Mulligan and Baron Windels head out to the interview location proudly displaying the World tag team titles, while Melody waves and blows kisses to the crowd as Fall Out Boy‘s [I]Thriller[/I] blares in the background. COLE Listen to this ovation! You’d think the San Antonio Spurs had just won another NBA title. COACH Before we crown them as the greatest tag team in OAOAST history, let’s see how they handle the pressure of being champion. We know they’re physically tough, but are they mentally as well? COLE Their performance last week proved that. Now onstage the Gunslingers drape the tag belts across Melody’s shoulders, putting a smile on her face. MAGGIE Jock, Baron, I offer my congratulations to you. And Melody, you said the Gunslingers were going to do it and they did. It’s gotta be a dream come true. MELODY Sweet dreams are made of these. Who is anybody to disagree? I’ve traveled the world and the 7 seas. Now I manage the One & Only World tag team champions! (firing imaginary pistols) YEE-HAW! “YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” MAGGIE : ) MELODY Only 10 days into 2008 and I’ve already had the best year ever, Mags. I knew, just knew, when I won the Angle for Manager of the Year that Jock and Baron would become tag team champions. Fate, destiny, whatever you wanna call it. It was a sign. Except I made sure not to run over them like I did the ones during my driver’s test. We studied hard, trained harder and got rewarded. Let that be a message to all the kids out there. If you want it bad enough and you’re willing to work for it then you too can become a champion. MAGGIE Speaking of work, guys; winning the championship may prove to be the easiest part of your title reign as it only gets difficult from here now that you’ll have every team gunning for you. JOCK You’re exactly right, little lady. Baron and I are walking around town with a bulls-eye on our backs. Friend and foe alike will be lining up for a shot at the most prestigious tag title in the sport today, the One & Only World tag team championship. Well boys, there won’t be any need to plan a heist. All you have to do is sign your names on that dotted line and hit us with your best shot because we aren‘t going to be ducking anybody. BARON No paper champions here. Whether it be Melody’s own brothers the Christ Air Express or the Enterprise’s Beverly Hills Blonds, we’ll meet every challenge anytime, anywhere. It’s our way of giving back to the fans for all their support in our quest for justice and the One & Only World tag team championship. MAGGIE Funny you should mention the Christ Air Express and Beverly Hills Blonds. As you know, they’re 2 of the teams involved in the 2008 Anderson Cup and there’s a real possibility you could be facing either one a couple of months from now in Los Angeles at AngleMania VII. MELODY Wouldn’t that be the most awesomeness thing ever? My brothers against the Lone Star Gunslingers? Talk about a match that could main event anywhere in the world! COACH If you mean a flea market with Billy Kidman on the undercard. COLE :rolleyes: JOCK Having gotten to know Marv and Mel in recent months we’d sure love to see them win it, but we know firsthand how grueling the Anderson Cup is. Whoever comes out the winner will have earned their shot at the title. “Thriller” is cued and the Gunslingers/Melody play to the crowd. MAGGIE There you have it. The Lone Star Gunslingers are happy to be champions and have said they’ll take on all comers. All they need to do is sign their name on the dotted line. Right now let’s take a look at next week’s Anderson Cup matches. [b][color="#FF8C00"]NEXT WEEK ON HELDDOWN[/color]~! More First Round Anderson Cup Action [color="#0000FF"]TEAM HEYROSS[/color] vs. [color="#FF0000"]JUMBO/DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW[/color] & [color="#2E8B57"]MARDI GRAS HOMEWRECKING CREW[/color] vs. [color="#FF0000"]LOVE[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]DOCTORS[/color][/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
